Judge to Lindsay Lohan - No Alcohol, No Drugs  —  Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to refrain from drinking or doing drugs ... and if she dares to try she could end up behind bars.  —  Judge Marsha Revel laid down the law during a hearing this AM in Beverly Hills court.

Joe & Demi Call It Quits!  —  This didn't last very long!  —  Multiple sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that real-life couple and on-screen costars Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato have called it quits!  —  Taylor Swift was right about him!  —  According to the country crooner …

Simon Monjack — Possible OD  —  Law enforcement sources tells TMZ there are signs Simon Monjack may have died from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs.  —  One well-placed source says, “There were a number of pill bottles on the nightstand in the bedroom, and some were empty.”

Did Kourtney Kardashian go to Kim's plastic surgeon?  —  I was drawn to these photos because A) Kourtney is making a mega-bitchface in most of the red carpet photos and B) Kourtney looks like she went to Kim's plastic surgeon.  As I'm looking more closely at Kourtney though, maybe not?

Jesse James on Bullock: ‘I Still Really Love Her’  —  In Exclusive ‘Nightline’ Interview, James Says He Never Meant to Hurt Sandra Bullock, but Wanted to Get Caught  —  After months of keeping a low profile, Jesse James broke his silence, saying he still loves Sandra Bullock and never meant …

Slipknot Bassist Found Dead  —  Paul Gray, the bassist from the band Slipknot, was found dead in a hotel in Iowa this morning ... this according to local police.  —  According to the Urbandale Police Dept, an employee at the hotel found Gray's body in his room early this morning.

Jennifer Aniston, 41, wins the battle of the bikinis with younger model Brooklyn Decker, 23  —  For most fortysomething women the prospect of slipping into a bikini alongside a young swimwear model would be a little daunting.  —  But Jennifer Aniston, as you can see, is no average fortysomething.

BREAKING NEWS: MISS TILA FINALLY SEEKS HELP ON “CELEBRITY REHAB”  —  Hey everyone!  —  I just wanted to let all of you know that I love my TIla Army Very much, and I was in denial for a long time but it takes a brave and strong woman to not only admit to herself that she has a problem, but also let the whole world know about it.

EXCLUSIVE: Kendra's First Pay Check For Sex Tape — $680,000!  —  Kendra's first pay check for the soon-to-be-released sex tape is a massive $680,000, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  The reality television star secured the secret payment from Vivid in addition to receiving …

Kate Gosselin Got $500K ‘Dancing’ Paycheck  —  Kate Gosselin didn't manage to dance her way past week five on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ but she did manage to dance all the way to the bank, earning over half a million dollars for her stint on the hit show.  Yep, with some simple math …

Monica Bellucci Welcomes Daughter Léonie  —  It's another little bambina for Monica Bellucci!  —  The actress gave birth to a second daughter, Léonie, on the evening of Friday, May 21 in Rome, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  Both mother and daughter are doing “marvelously,” according to a member of the actress's entourage.

Venus Williams' French Open outfit causes more of a stir than her win over Patty Schnyder  —  Venus Williams may be a pro tennis player, but can she do the cancan?  —  At the French Open Sunday, the sports star's lingerie-inspired outfit got tongues wagging more than her winning game.

Miley Cyrus: “I'm Not Gonna Go To College”  —  Don't expect to see Miley Cyrus scouting any college campuses this summer.  —  “My sister went to MTSU in Nashville, so I'd probably want to be there with all my friends, but I'm not gonna go to college right now,” Cyrus, 17, told Q100's Bert Show Monday morning.

Cannes: Dominic Cooper on playing a “human vibrator”  —  Rising British star (and rumored Lindsay Lohan companion) on his bad boy role in Stephen Frears' “Tamara Drewe”  —  CANNES, France — I'm not going to try to sell you Stephen Frears' new film “Tamara Drewe” as a masterwork of modern cinema …

Paula Abdul returning to primetime on CBS  —  She's back!  —  Paula Abdul is returning to the judges table as part of a new primetime talent competition series on CBS.  —  Abdul will serve as the lead judge, executive producer, creative partner, mentor and coach on “Got to Dance,” …

Lost Wedding?!  The Alternate Ending You'll Never See  —  Turns out the producers did have other ideas for the epic final scene in last night's Lost series finale: A wedding.  —  Yep, you heard me!  —  Insiders tell me that there was actually a marriage ceremony planned for...

Martin Scorsese Wants Al Pacino & Robert De Niro To Play Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin In Upcoming Biopic  —  While doing press rounds for “Shutter Island” which only opened in India this past weekend, Martin Scorsese spoke with national newspaper The Hindu and took the opportunity to talk …