‘Real Housewife’ in Real Sex Tape Drama  —  Originally posted less than a minute ago by TMZ Staff  —  Another “celebrity” sex tape is about to hit the market — and this time, the people distributing the footage claim the star is Danielle Staub from “Real Housewives of New Jersey.”

Jailer Wanted ‘No Smoking’ Zone for Charlie Sheen  —  The woman who threw the monkey wrench in the Charlie Sheen plea agreement wanted to tighten the screws on Charlie to the point he couldn't even light up a cigarette while he was out working at a local theater ... TMZ has learned.

MTV apologizes for Movie Awards swearing  —  MTV has issued an apology in response to criticism that the network's annual Movie Awards were wall-to-wall profanity on Sunday night.  One review clocked more than 100 curse words in the 122-minute telecast.  Most (but not all) were caught by censors:

Gemma Arterton enters the Bond of marriage as she weds Italian she pencilled in her diary as ‘future husband’  —  She has seduced James Bond and romanced the Prince Of Persia.  —  But actress Gemma Arterton married her real-life hero, fiance Stefano Catelli, in a private ceremony tucked away in a sun-soaked Spanish village.

Campbell won't climb stairs  —  Steps?  Naomi Campbell doesn't do steps.  The diva caused a stink when she was supposed to be promoting her perfume line by canceling an appearance because she didn't want to walk up some stairs, The Post's Janon Fisher reports.

EXCLUSIVE HOME VIDEO: Jon Gosselin Stoned  —  In what may be Jon Gosselin's biggest embarrassment yet, RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a never-before-seen home movie showing the former reality star and his then girlfriend Hailey Glassman stoned out of their minds.

Melissa Rycroft and Chris Harrison Team Up for Bachelor Pad  —  Melissa Rycroft is heading back to The Bachelor mansion.  —  She's not trying to find love again — in fact, she's happily married to Tye Strickland.  Instead, she'll be co-hosting Bachelor Pad, a new ABC show featuring previous contestants …

Gary Coleman Hospital Pics — Sold  —  Just as we predicted, the pictures of Gary Coleman's final moments among the living have been sold to a tabloid — but the photo taken after Gary died was not part of the deal ... sources tell TMZ.  —  Sources say three of the four photos …

Singer Brown denied entry to UK  —  US singer Chris Brown has been forced to postpone his UK tour after being denied a visa to enter the country, it has been confirmed.  —  Brown was refused permission on the grounds of being guilty of a serious criminal offence, the Home Office said.

Alanis Morissette Marries in Intimate Ceremony at Home  —  Alanis Morissette is officially off the market!  —  The singer and the rapper Souleye, 30, (real name: Mario Treadway) tied the knot in an intimate ceremony with family present at their Los Angeles home on May 22, a source tells PEOPLE.

EXCLUSIVE: Mom: Kelly Preston Was “Longing for” a Baby After Jett Died  —  Kelly Preston's mom, Linda Carlson, tells UsMagazine.com she “burst into tears” when she heard her daughter was pregnant with her third child at age 47.  —  “I cried so hard I couldn't see straight, just bawled my eyes out,” she said.

WTF: Paris Hilton Caught Making Out With Well-Hung Actor Paul Iacono  —  Paris Hilton was caught smooching the star of her future brother-in-law's new TV show backstage at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.  —  The socialite was photographed locking lips with actor Paul Iacono …

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds to reunite on new action comedy  —  EW has learned exclusively that Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are reuniting on a new action comedy, tentatively titled Most Wanted.  The project, a pitch from The Proposal screenwriter Peter Chiarelli, was purchased by Universal Pictures on Friday.

Tom Cruise: Look Out for More Les Grossman  —  We probably haven't seen the last of Les Grossman.  —  Tom Cruise told me backstage after his Tropic Thunder's alter-ego performance with Jennifer Lopez at the MTV Movie Awards that...  He's hoping for a Les Grossman movie.  “We're working on it,” he beamed.

Michael Fassbender: Choice Between Spider Man and X Men  —  Michael Fassbender had a hot year last year, in Quentin Tarantino's “Inglourious Basterds,” and in Steve McQueen's “The Hunger.”  —  He also proved himself a good dancer in Cannes with Robin Wright Penn at the big “Basterds” party.

Michael Lohan to Open NY Nightclub  —  They say ‘Do what you know’ — and since Michael Lohan knows booze ... Lindsay's father is now opening up a nightclub in NY.  —  TMZ has learned Michael is a partner in a new nightclub opening at the Annona restaurant in the Hamptons — a club aptly named, “Controversy.”

Kourtney Kardashian's Blog: Where Mason Gets His Looks!  —  This week our newest celebrity blogger — Kourtney Kardashian — addresses some of your comments about her 5½-month-old son Mason's uncanny likeness to her brother, Rob, and to their late father, Robert, who passed away from cancer in 2003.

Katherine Heigl Submits Self for Emmy, Costar Asks: “For What?”  —  Gabriel Bouys/Getty Images; Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic  —  After the two-hour Grey's Anatomy finale a few weeks ago, we said Emmys should be given to everyone in the cast for that episode.  But funny, so far we've only heard …

PHOTOS: Renee Zellweger Shopping For A Wedding Dress?  —  Is Renee Zellweger about to come a blushing bride for a second time?  —  PHOTOS: Renee Zellweger Shopping For A Wedding Dress?  —  The Oscar winning beauty was snapped at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood on Friday …