Trump wooing Lindsay Lohan  —  Lindsay Lohan has been approached by Donald Trump to star in the next “Celebrity Apprentice” season.  —  The troubled starlet — who claims her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM device was set off Sunday night when someone spilled a drink on her at the MTV Movie Awards …

Danielle Staub — I Can Outsell Kendra  —  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub claims her sex tape will move more copies than Kendra Wilkinson's — because it's got one thing Kendra's tape doesn't......herself!  —  Her opinion .... not ours.  —  More Danielle Staub

This week's cover: ‘True Blood’ heats up our list of Hot Summer TV  —  Summer is heating up and so will television screens with Sunday's return of HBO's sexy and scandalous vampire series, True Blood.  We've got the scoop on the new season, which includes scary werewolves, even scarier new vampires, and the search for Bill Compton.

Cab Ride Of Shame  —  The truth is, I never got the whole phrase “walk of shame.”  What is so shameful about that s**t?  So you're walking down the street in the morning with a little jizz crust on your neck, a pube stuck between your teeth, torn panties in your hand and a hickey on your cheek.

Renee Zellwegger and Bradley Cooper getting married?  —  Clues point to an imminent wedding for Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger.  First, Zellweger was photographed last week by Star magazine at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood, where a big rack of wedding gowns was wheeled by.

Larry King's Wife — Evidence of Suicide Attempt  —  Shawn King, Larry King's wife, left a handwritten note stating she OD'd on purpose and indicated where she wanted to be buried ... this according to police.  —  Shawn's dad called 911 on May 28 at the King's home in Provo, Utah …

How low can she go?  Courtney Love posts provocative photos of herself on Facebook  —  She's become a controversial figure thanks to her inane internet ramblings, her apparent drug habit and, of course, the fallout after the death of ex-partner Kurt Cobain.

Keith Urban, Miranda Lambert Among Big Winners at CMT Music Awards  —  Still recovering from the recent devastating floods, Nashville got its groove back in a big way Wednesday night at the CMT Music Awards, country music's only fan-voted award show.  —  Emcee Kid Rock opened the show …

Jay-Z Defers to Beyoncé - When It Comes to Style  —  If Beyoncé ever decides to stop performing, there's another career husband Jay-Z says he knows she'll be able to conquer.  —  “Sometimes on creative stuff, one of us will ask, ‘Do you think this is cool?’ ”

Is Madonna and Gwyneth's friendship over?  —  US Weekly is reporting that former BFFs and expats Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow are no longer speaking to each other.  It's all due to competing egos and changing lifestyles now that Madonna ditched her British husband and Goop is sticking with hers.

EXCLUSIVE: Heidi Montag Fake Breakup Plot Thickens - She's Living With Spencer's Pal!  —  The plot thickens.  Heidi Montag is believed to be staying at the Malibu home of Spencer Pratt's good buddy Cougar Zank, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal.  —  PHOTOS: Reality TV's Hottest Stars

Shia LaBeouf Swipes Paparazzo's Camera  —  Shia LaBeouf was caught red handed when he tried to remove an X17 paparazzo's camera on Wednesday afternoon.  According to X17 Online, the ‘Transformers’ star was spotted taking camera equipment from the photographer's car in Hollywood.

Eddie Cibrian's Ex on LeAnn Rimes and Cheating: “It Made Me Sick”  —  Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player.  Get the latest Flash player.  —  Over the past months we've heard from the other women (oh, how we've heard from them).

Exclusive: Britney's Boyfriend Cheats with Ex-Assistant  —  After hitting rock bottom, it seemed as if Britney Spears had finally gotten her life back on track and even found love and stability in her relationship with Jason Trawick.  But all that is about to unravel!

Tom Cruise to make Les Grossman film  —  Paramount and MTV Films confirmed today that they are developing a movie based on Tom Cruise's raunchy producer role from the 2008 film Tropic Thunder.  Cruise will star in and produce the movie, along with Tropic co-star and director Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld of Red Hour Films.

Open Post: Hosted By Countess LuMann (Yes, Again)  —  Because The Real Housewives of NYC's C**tess LuMann won't stop until she's humiliated herself on every single network, she shuffled her feet and moved her mouth to her s**t single “Money Can't Buy You Class” on KTLA.

Warners hires writers for ‘Green Lantern 2’ and ‘Flash’ (exclusive)  —  “Green Lantern” is a year away from release, but Warner Bros. already is starting development on a sequel.  —  The studio has hired Greg Berlanti, Michael Green and Marc Guggenheim, all of whom worked on the “Lantern” …

Bankrupt ‘Housewife’ Teresa Giudice Speaks Out  —  This week, the news came out that ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ star Teresa Giudice owes a whopping $11 million in various debts.  Having made a name for herself on the show as someone with a very lavish lifestyle, this came as a shock to everyone.