Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart — Married  —  TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.  —  We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

EXCLUSIVE: Megan Fox Is Engaged Again!  —  Megan Fox is engaged again, reports the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  On-again beau Brian Austin Green popped the question to Fox, 24, June 1.  —  But in all the excitement, the happy couple somehow lost the ring, sources tell Us Weekly.

‘American Pie’ Star Busted for DUI  —  TMZ has learned Chris Klein — who played Oz in “American Pie” — was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles at 3:13AM.

Robert Pattinson dumps Kristen Stewart  —  Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart's negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned.  —  In fact, Life & Style can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year.

Gosselin Kids Earn More Than Jon on ‘Plus Eight’  —  As Kate Gosselin and her eight children get used to their new world on ‘Kate Plus Eight,’ the new TLC show sans Jon following the couple's brutal public split, all eyes are on Kate and the kids.  All eyes and a whole lot of money, it seems.

‘Jersey Shore’ — Half the Cast on Chopping Block  —  The oil-soaked handwriting is on the wall ... TMZ has learned “Jersey Shore” is about to lose 4 familiar, overly-tanned faces in Season 3 ... to make room for 4 fresh overly-tanned faces.  —  Our spies tell us ... the footage …

Katy Perry reveals matching tattoo with Russell Brand as she livens up car launch in exceedingly tight PVC outfit  —  Russell Brand has made a career out of being outrageous.  —  And after dating the British actor for nine months, it appears his girlfriend is beginning to show his influence.

Porn star: My 9-year-old is Tiger's cub!  —  It's open season on Tiger Woods.  —  As the disgraced golfer took to the links Tuesday at the U.S. Open, one of his mistresses claimed she has been caddying around his love child for nine years.  —  And renewed reports emerged about another paramour's claims …

Tori Spelling Reveals Psychic Encounter With Farrah Fawcett  —  Tori Spelling,Reality TV,TV,Memoirs,Farrah Fawcett,Redmond O'Neal,Access Hollywood,Ryan O'Neal  —  It's almost been a year since Farrah Fawcett died on the morning of June 25, 2009, after a lengthy battle with cancer …

Eva Longoria Parker's Husband: We're Having a Baby “Soon”  —  Eva Longoria Parker is ready to say goodbye to Wisteria Lane and hello to motherhood.  —  “We're thinking about it.  Pretty soon,” the actress' husband, San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker, told UsMagazine.com …

Jennifer Love Hewitt Advises Girls to ‘Love the Way You Look’  —  In a world that's overly focused on body image, Jennifer Love Hewitt is urging young women not to obsess about weight - because it's simply not worth it.  —  “When I meet young girls, I'm always like, ‘Just do me one favor,’ ” she tells PEOPLE in its new issue.

Miley Cyrus Tattooed What on Her What Now?  —  Here's Miley Cyrus at LAX this morning with the word “love” tattooed into her right earlobe because teenagers should never have an $800 billion allowance.  On that note, someone at Disney has to be debating whether to push the button that reduces Miley …

Star: January Jones & married Bobby Flay are probably having an affair  —  Last Friday, TMZ reported that January Jones got into a car accident close to her LA home.  She hit three parked cars, and blamed the paparazzi for following her, and then for photographing her when she got out of her car.

Anna Paquin Hates Drinking (Sugar-Free) Vampire Blood  —  Nude scenes?  That's a breeze, says True Blood star Anna Paquin.  But having to drink vampire blood — well, that just sucks.  —  “I get a kick out it, but the actual blood makes me want to gag!”  Paquin tells Self in its July issue on newsstands Tuesday.

Kathy Griffin: I Won't “Make Fun of” Sandra Bullock  —  Given all the drama in Bullock's personal life (she filed for divorce from husband Jesse James in April after he cheated on her), “I really wouldn't make fun of her,” Griffin, 49, told UsMagazine.com Tuesday at the Samsung Hope for Children gala in NYC.

DOUCHEBAGGERY IS THE GREATEST FORM OF FLATTERY... AGAIN  —  It's that time of year again.  Where a disgruntled ex-biker decides that Sons of Anarchy was in fact his idea.  This one, from the half-talent of Chuck Zito, former NYC HA and Oz actor.  He slapped FX with a 5 million dollar breach suit …

Trainer: Gwyneth Paltrow's Weight Sometimes “Goes Up”  —  Even Gwyneth Paltrow struggles with a few extra pounds.  —  “She has her moments where she goes up a little, but we get her right back down,” Tracy Anderson told UsMagazine.com of the actress' weight at the Institute for Civic Leadership benefit …

Gabourey Sidibe's Mother Impresses on 'America's Got Talent'  —  Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe isn't the only talent in the family.  —  Her mother, Alice Tan Ridley, is a well-known subway performer with a huge, booming singing voice.  And Ridley used her vocal chords to wow the judges on 'America's Got Talent.'

Advertiser Ditches Perez Hilton After Blogger Posts Up-the-Skirt Photograph of Miley Cyrus  —  Gossip blogger Perez Hilton issued a warning to readers not to click for a photo of 17-year-old singer Miley Cyrus if they were “easily offended.”  —  The link was to an uncensored …

ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Pitches Eminem Album  —  Vince Shlomi, the man who used to sell ShamWows before a scandal involving a tongue-biting prostitute tarnished his career, has emerged from exile to star in a faux infomercial for Eminem's new album.  —  “Hey, it's Vince with Eminem's new album …

Marisa Miller's Guitar Hero ad banned for being too racy — see it now*  —  We heart Marisa Miller.  We really do.  Just look at her and try not to heart her.  One man once tried it for three days solid and he dropped dead under the effort.  —  Our advice?  Just go with it.