Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart — Married  —  TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.  —  We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

EXCLUSIVE: Megan Fox Is Engaged Again!  —  Megan Fox is engaged again, reports the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  On-again beau Brian Austin Green popped the question to Fox, 24, June 1.  —  But in all the excitement, the happy couple somehow lost the ring, sources tell Us Weekly.

Cops: Chris Klein Was WASTED on the 101  —  Chris Klein wasn't just drunk when he was popped for DUI early this morning, according to law enforcement sources ... his blood alcohol level was almost THREE TIMES the legal limit.  —  We're told Klein blew well over a .20 when he was arrested …

Gosselin Kids Earn More Than Jon on ‘Plus Eight’  —  As Kate Gosselin and her eight children get used to their new world on ‘Kate Plus Eight,’ the new TLC show sans Jon following the couple's brutal public split, all eyes are on Kate and the kids.  All eyes and a whole lot of money, it seems.

Robert Pattinson dumps Kristen Stewart  —  Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart's negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned.  —  In fact, Life & Style can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year.

Perez starting to lose ads over Miley flap  —  Plus: Diaz clears up A-Rod rumors; Staub a worry for ‘Housewives’  —  Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, might not yet be facing legal action after tweeting a provocative picture of teen star Miley Cyrus, but he is facing repercussions from advertisers.

‘Big Brother 3’ Star Arrested for Reckless Homicide  —  TMZ has learned one of the stars from “Big Brother 3” has been arrested in Illinois for reckless homicide following an allegedly drunken car crash that left two people dead.  —  Tonya Paoni — who now goes by Tonya Casper …

Miley Cyrus Tattooed What on Her What Now?  —  Here's Miley Cyrus at LAX this morning with the word “love” tattooed into her right earlobe because teenagers should never have an $800 billion allowance.  On that note, someone at Disney has to be debating whether to push the button that reduces Miley …

‘Jersey Shore’ — Half the Cast on Chopping Block  —  The oil-soaked handwriting is on the wall ... TMZ has learned “Jersey Shore” is about to lose 4 familiar, overly-tanned faces in Season 3 ... to make room for 4 fresh overly-tanned faces.  —  Our spies tell us ... the footage …

Eva Longoria Parker's Husband: We're Having a Baby “Soon”  —  Eva Longoria Parker is ready to say goodbye to Wisteria Lane and hello to motherhood.  —  “We're thinking about it.  Pretty soon,” the actress' husband, San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker, told UsMagazine.com …

Porn star: My 9-year-old is Tiger's cub!  —  It's open season on Tiger Woods.  —  As the disgraced golfer took to the links Tuesday at the U.S. Open, one of his mistresses claimed she has been caddying around his love child for nine years.  —  And renewed reports emerged about another paramour's claims …

Katy Perry reveals matching tattoo with Russell Brand as she livens up car launch in exceedingly tight PVC outfit  —  Russell Brand has made a career out of being outrageous.  —  And after dating the British actor for nine months, it appears his girlfriend is beginning to show his influence.

Kathy Griffin: I Won't “Make Fun of” Sandra Bullock  —  Given all the drama in Bullock's personal life (she filed for divorce from husband Jesse James in April after he cheated on her), “I really wouldn't make fun of her,” Griffin, 49, told UsMagazine.com Tuesday at the Samsung Hope for Children gala in NYC.

Star: January Jones & married Bobby Flay are probably having an affair  —  Last Friday, TMZ reported that January Jones got into a car accident close to her LA home.  She hit three parked cars, and blamed the paparazzi for following her, and then for photographing her when she got out of her car.

Tori Spelling Reveals Psychic Encounter With Farrah Fawcett  —  Tori Spelling,Reality TV,TV,Memoirs,Farrah Fawcett,Redmond O'Neal,Access Hollywood,Ryan O'Neal  —  It's almost been a year since Farrah Fawcett died on the morning of June 25, 2009, after a lengthy battle with cancer …

Why Kyra Sedgwick Threw Out Her Scale  —  You wouldn't think a beauty like Kyra Sedgwick ever struggled with body-image issues, but in the July/August issue of MORE, on newsstands June 22, she reveals that she's no different from many other women.  “Food has never been easy for me,” …

DOUCHEBAGGERY IS THE GREATEST FORM OF FLATTERY... AGAIN  —  It's that time of year again.  Where a disgruntled ex-biker decides that Sons of Anarchy was in fact his idea.  This one, from the half-talent of Chuck Zito, former NYC HA and Oz actor.  He slapped FX with a 5 million dollar breach suit …

Trainer: Gwyneth Paltrow's Weight Sometimes “Goes Up”  —  Even Gwyneth Paltrow struggles with a few extra pounds.  —  “She has her moments where she goes up a little, but we get her right back down,” Tracy Anderson told UsMagazine.com of the actress' weight at the Institute for Civic Leadership benefit …

Anna Paquin Hates Drinking (Sugar-Free) Vampire Blood  —  Nude scenes?  That's a breeze, says True Blood star Anna Paquin.  But having to drink vampire blood — well, that just sucks.  —  “I get a kick out it, but the actual blood makes me want to gag!”  Paquin tells Self in its July issue on newsstands Tuesday.