Seriously?  —  So I was just about to give Miley Cyrus credit for dressing surprisingly tame on Good Morning America today and then this happened.  Someone explain me to how “KIDDIE PORN!” was screamed all over the Internet when half an almost-18-year-old's labia popped out on a photo shoot …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan's Alcohol Level Was .04 When SCRAM Bracelet Went Off  —  Lindsay Lohan's alcohol level was as high as .04 the day her SCRAM bracelet went off, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  NEW PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan & Pal Enter Voyeur Nightclub In L.A. Thursday Night

Jeremy London's Mom: “I Don't Want to Bury Another Child”  —  Jeremy London's bizarre tale of being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to smoke crack has his family worried.  —  The actor's twin brother Jason and mom Debbie Nielsen say in an exclusive interview with E! News' Ken Baker …

Engaged Megan Fox Wears Enormous Black Ring on Red Carpet  —  Guess Megan Fox hasn't replaced her lost engagement ring yet.  She showed up wearing an enormous black ring on her right hand at Thursday's premiere of Jonah Hex in Hollywood.  (The new Us Weekly, out now, reports that Fox lost …

WARREN BEATTY'S SEX CHANGE DAUGHTER TRAUMA  —  Legendary ladies' man WARREN BEATTY is devastated over his 18-year-old daughter's decision to turn herself into a man, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  Kathlyn Elizabeth Beatty - the oldest of the four children with Annette Bening …

Enquirer: Sandra Bullock forgives cheating Jesse James, puts divorce on hold  —  The National Enquirer is reporting in a cover story this week that Sandra Bullock is considering reconciling with her serial cheating estranged husband, Jesse James.  The good news is that she's already filed for divorce …

Carvel Responds To Dina Lohan Complaint  —  ATLANTA, GA (June 17, 2010) - As part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities.  These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use.

Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum take ‘Vow’  —  ‘Grey Gardens’ helmer Michael Sucsy directing romance pic  —  Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum will star in “The Vow,” a love story being produced and financed by Spyglass.  Michael Sucsy, who directed HBO's “Grey Gardens,” is sitting behind the camera.

Joel Madden: Our Wedding Won't Happen in June  —  Ever since Joel Madden and Nicole Richie got engaged, rumors have swirled about their wedding plans - but now the Good Charlotte rocker is clearing up at least one false report.  —  The couple are “absolutely not” getting married in June …

'True Blood's' Alexander Skarsgard to star in ‘Battleship’ (exclusive)  —  Alexander Skarsgard is going from vampires to naval board games.  —  The “True Blood” star has signed to star opposite Taylor Kitsch in “Battleship,” Universal's sci-fi tentpole adaptation of the Hasbro game.

Elin — Student of Human Abnormal Behavior  —  TMZ has learned Elin Nordegren is taking one very interesting summer course over at Rollins College — a psychology class with a focus on “human abnormal behavior” and mental disorders.  —  Among the topics Elin will study: sexual disorders …

Berry picking for a King  —  The first major star to hit Broadway in the fall will likely be Samuel L. Jackson.  —  As The Post reported last month, Jackson played Martin Luther King Jr. in a reading of “The Mountaintop,” a new play by Katori Hall that received raves in London last year.

First Photos: Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary  —  We have a look at the first two official production photos of Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary.  In the film, Depp plays a doppelganger for the late Hunter S. Thompson for the second time (Terry Gilliam's classic Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas being the first).

‘Sopranos’ Actor Busted for DUI  —  Joseph Gannascoli — best known for playing Vito Spatafore on “The Sopranos” — was arrested early Friday morning and charged with DUI.  —  Gannascoli was busted on Kennedy Boulevard in Tampa, FL after officers claim they observed him making a wide right turn and then drifting between lanes.

Mel B. Stays in Shape with Plenty of Shagging  —  “Me and my husband, we're the same age, he is my best friend and I guess we're both just perverts with each other.”

EXCLUSIVE: Engaged Rachel Bilson, Hayden Christensen “Taking a Break”  —  Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are “taking a break,” a source tells UsMagazine.com.  The two announced their engagement in February 2009.  —  Bilson, 28, flashed a ringless finger to Us on the red carpet …

Ted Koppel's Son Killed by Hard Drugs & Booze  —  Ted Koppel's son died from an accidental overdose of booze, heroin and several other drugs, according to the New York City medical examiner.  —  The ME says Andrew Koppel suffered an acute intoxication from alcohol, heroin, cocaine, and a generic form of Valium.

Caught in the Act!  —  • John Mayer celebrated friend DJ Soul's birthday at club CV, where the singer requested some obscure songs.  Mayer was drinking beer and celebrating - then Tweeted that he would be performing a spur-of-the-moment gig at New York's Village Underground at 3 a.m. Two hours later …