Seriously?  —  So I was just about to give Miley Cyrus credit for dressing surprisingly tame on Good Morning America today and then this happened.  Someone explain me to how “KIDDIE PORN!” was screamed all over the Internet when half an almost-18-year-old's labia popped out on a photo shoot …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan's Alcohol Level Was .04 When SCRAM Bracelet Went Off  —  Lindsay Lohan's alcohol level was as high as .04 the day her SCRAM bracelet went off, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  NEW PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan & Pal Enter Voyeur Nightclub In L.A. Thursday Night

Jeremy London's Mom: “I Don't Want to Bury Another Child”  —  Jeremy London's bizarre tale of being kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to smoke crack has his family worried.  —  The actor's twin brother Jason and mom Debbie Nielsen say in an exclusive interview with E! News' Ken Baker …

Jesse James Permanently Moving to Austin (Where Sandra Owns Home)  —  Jesse James is heading to Texas for good.  —  At a custody hearing Friday in Orange County, Calif., his attorney John Schilling confirmed that the 41-year-old biker — who shared a home in Seal Beach, Calif. …

WARREN BEATTY'S SEX CHANGE DAUGHTER TRAUMA  —  Legendary ladies' man WARREN BEATTY is devastated over his 18-year-old daughter's decision to turn herself into a man, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  Kathlyn Elizabeth Beatty - the oldest of the four children with Annette Bening …

Engaged Megan Fox Wears Enormous Black Ring on Red Carpet  —  Guess Megan Fox hasn't replaced her lost engagement ring yet.  She showed up wearing an enormous black ring on her right hand at Thursday's premiere of Jonah Hex in Hollywood.  (The new Us Weekly, out now, reports that Fox lost …

Carvel Responds To Dina Lohan Complaint  —  ATLANTA, GA (June 17, 2010) - As part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities.  These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use.

Joel Madden: Our Wedding Won't Happen in June  —  Ever since Joel Madden and Nicole Richie got engaged, rumors have swirled about their wedding plans - but now the Good Charlotte rocker is clearing up at least one false report.  —  The couple are “absolutely not” getting married in June …

Demi Moore Tapped For ‘Margin Call’  —  Demi Moore just joined the cast of Margin Call, an indie drama that begins filming Monday.  She'll play the chief risk management officer at a firm.  The film tracks the desperate maneuverings of eight people in a 24-hour period during the early stages of the Wall Street financial crisis.

Does Joy Behar want to quit The View?  —  We've heard a lot of rumors that loudmouth Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on the way out on The View, (which sadly seem to have amounted to nothing) but we haven't heard much about longterm staple Joy Behar.  Behar is the only remaining member …

Will Rob & Kristen Costar in a Non-Twilight Movie?  —  Ian Gavan/Getty Images; Jon Furniss/Getty Images  —  The Internet is buzzing that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have agreed to do another movie together post-Breaking Dawn.  —  Reportedly, Rob and Kristen are set to star …

Ted Koppel's Son Killed by Hard Drugs & Booze  —  Ted Koppel's son died from an accidental overdose of booze, heroin and several other drugs, according to the New York City medical examiner.  —  The ME says Andrew Koppel suffered an acute intoxication from alcohol, heroin, cocaine, and a generic form of Valium.

First Photos: Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary  —  We have a look at the first two official production photos of Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary.  In the film, Depp plays a doppelganger for the late Hunter S. Thompson for the second time (Terry Gilliam's classic Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas being the first).

Caught in the Act!  —  • John Mayer celebrated friend DJ Soul's birthday at club CV, where the singer requested some obscure songs.  Mayer was drinking beer and celebrating - then Tweeted that he would be performing a spur-of-the-moment gig at New York's Village Underground at 3 a.m. Two hours later …

‘Sopranos’ Actor Busted for DUI  —  Joseph Gannascoli — best known for playing Vito Spatafore on “The Sopranos” — was arrested early Friday morning and charged with DUI.  —  Gannascoli was busted on Kennedy Boulevard in Tampa, FL after officers claim they observed him making a wide right turn and then drifting between lanes.

Elin — Student of Human Abnormal Behavior  —  TMZ has learned Elin Nordegren is taking one very interesting summer course over at Rollins College — a psychology class with a focus on “human abnormal behavior” and mental disorders.  —  Among the topics Elin will study: sexual disorders …

Mel B. Stays in Shape with Plenty of Shagging  —  “Me and my husband, we're the same age, he is my best friend and I guess we're both just perverts with each other.”

Judd Apatow Makes Another Film With Wife  —  The project is called Business Trip and it was set up a while ago at Universal Pictures.  But now mogul Judd Apatow has come on to produce with Benderspink, and Judd's actress wife Leslie Mann (who also was in his Funny People made at Universal) will star.

Stephen Moyer: How Anna Paquin Told Me She Was Bisexual  —  Millions of fans were shocked when Anna Paquin announced in April that she was bisexual.  Not Stephen Moyer, her True Blood paramour and real-life fiance.  —  “It wasn't something that was kept from me,” Moyer, 40, says in the July issue of Playboy, out Friday.

Berry picking for a King  —  The first major star to hit Broadway in the fall will likely be Samuel L. Jackson.  —  As The Post reported last month, Jackson played Martin Luther King Jr. in a reading of “The Mountaintop,” a new play by Katori Hall that received raves in London last year.