Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce  —  Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.  —  The golfer agreed to keep single women away …

Vienna: “I'm Posing For Playboy!”  —  Fresh off her split from The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, newly single Vienna Girardi is ready to show off her sexy body.  So the 24-year-old former Hooters waitress is stripping down for Playboy!  —  “I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year …

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelorette Ali Gets Engaged on Finale!  —  Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky may have hinted that she ends up alone, but the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands today) confirms there's a proposal on the finale — and she accepts!  —  In fact, the former Facebook ad sales rep, 25, is planning a West Coast wedding in early 2011.

Lohan Accused of Crimes Against Shoe-manity  —  Lindsay Lohan concocted a diabolical, fraudulent plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars ... according to a lawsuit that will be filed today.  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, in which Church …

EXCLUSIVE: Avatar's Zoe Saldana Is Engaged!  —  Avatar actress Zoë Saldana is engaged, reports the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  The actress, 32, “is thrilled” to tie the knot with boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton, a source tells Us.  “They've been together forever.

‘Eclipse’ breaks midnight B.O. records  —  Summit pic scores over $30 million at midnight bow  —  Summit's “Eclipse” scored massive figures Tuesday night, with more than $30 million at some 4,000 engagements, enough to become the all-time highest-grossing pic for midnight runs.

TROUBLED pop star BRITNEY SPEARS faces a probe into allegations that she abused her two young sons.  —  Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill.  —  Investigators were approached …

Sandra Bullock and Jesse — Trust In Divorce  —  Sandra Bullock may have had her issues with Jesse James, but in the end she trusted him and vice versa when it came to deciding who got what in their divorce ... this according to divorce documents obtained by TMZ.

Wonder Woman, 69, Has Style and Mythos Makeover  —  Wednesday is a good day for Wonder Woman.  This 69-year-old superheroine, published by DC Comics, will don a new — and less revealing — costume and enjoy the publication of Issue No. 600 of her monthly series.

Christina Hendricks: “I Felt Beautiful” Gaining “15 Pounds”  —  Mad Men star Christina Hendricks says she's always been proud of her curvier figure.  —  “Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds.  And I felt gorgeous!”

OMG!  Jill Zarin Might Not Return To ‘Real Housewives Of New York City!’  —  Forget Bravo and the Housewives!  Jill wants to go on a “spiritual journey!”  —  It's all up in the air.  No one knows which of the The Real Housewives of New York City are staying or going, but Jill Zarin …

Cop Mistook Lindsay's Cocaine for Breath Mint  —  Now we know why Lindsay Lohan's 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly — the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash.  —  Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report …

Pregnancy rocks B'way hit  —  A chorus girl in Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” has left the stage because she is three months pregnant by the show's star, Constantine Maroulis.  —  Actress/dancer Angel Reed has quit the musical after becoming pregnant following a long, on-off relationship with the long-haired …

Paris Hilton Has a Lot of World Cup Baggage  —  Sitting on a pile of Louis Vuitton luggage, Paris Hilton was ready to put her game face on and head to the World Cup finals.  “Had a great day.  Had a bunch of meetings and am now packing for South Africa,” she wrote on Twitter.

NEW EVIDENCE REVEALED: GORE SEX SCANDAL VICTIM TELLS ALL!!!  —  AL GORE SEX SCANDAL ACCUSER reveals shocking NEW EVIDENCE — ONLY to the NATIONAL ENQUIRER in a bombshell world exclusive interview!  —  “AL GORE is a pervert and sexual predator,” declares MOLLY HAGERTY, 54 …

Jeremy London Files Restraining Orders Against His Family  —  Jeremy London has filed restraining orders against his family members who've raised doubts about his claims he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs in Palm Springs.  —  “Jeremy filed these orders against his family …

Josh Hutcherson Confirms His Spider-Man Audition  —  Months away from his 18th birthday, actor Josh Hutcherson has appeared in over 13 movies, which may be why it wasn't too surprising when he was one of the names being bandied about to take over the role of Peter Parker A.K.A Spider-Man in Marc Webb's Untitled Spider-Man Film.

Police Seek IESB Founder Robert Sanchez in Child Sex Scandal (Updated)  —  Film producer Robert Sanchez, the founder of the pioneering fanboy movie website IESB.net, has been missing for roughly three weeks after allegations surfaced of sexual misconduct with his 14-year-old stepdaughter, police have told TheWrap.

Sexiest Vegetarian?  I'll take it  —  There are some seriously sexy vegetarians in this world (see: Prince).  —  The kind folks at Peta recently asked their supporters to vote for their “sexiest Vegetarian celebrity” and today I learned I won that title, along with a dude who disproves …

EXCLUSIVE: Fonzworth Bentley Gets Engaged to Benjamin Button Star!  —  Fonzworth Bentley is engaged, he confirms to UsMagazine.com.  —  “We are so excited!”  Bentley — who first rose to fame when he was photographed holding Diddy's umbrella — told Us Wednesday.