Lohan Accused of Crimes Against Shoe-manity  —  Lindsay Lohan concocted a diabolical, fraudulent plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars ... according to a lawsuit that will be filed today.  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, in which Church …

Vienna: “I'm Posing For Playboy!”  —  Fresh off her split from The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, newly single Vienna Girardi is ready to show off her sexy body.  So the 24-year-old former Hooters waitress is stripping down for Playboy!  —  “I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year …

EXCLUSIVE: Avatar's Zoe Saldana Is Engaged!  —  Avatar actress Zoë Saldana is engaged, reports the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  The actress, 32, “is thrilled” to tie the knot with boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton, a source tells Us.  “They've been together forever.

‘Eclipse’ breaks midnight B.O. records  —  Summit pic scores over $30 million at midnight bow  —  Summit's “Eclipse” scored massive figures Tuesday night, with more than $30 million at some 4,000 engagements, enough to become the all-time highest-grossing pic for midnight runs.

Wonder Woman, 69, Has Style and Mythos Makeover  —  Wednesday is a good day for Wonder Woman.  This 69-year-old superheroine, published by DC Comics, will don a new — and less revealing — costume and enjoy the publication of Issue No. 600 of her monthly series.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse — Trust In Divorce  —  Sandra Bullock may have had her issues with Jesse James, but in the end she trusted him and vice versa when it came to deciding who got what in their divorce ... this according to divorce documents obtained by TMZ.

Cop Mistook Lindsay's Cocaine for Breath Mint  —  Now we know why Lindsay Lohan's 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly — the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash.  —  Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report …

Pregnancy rocks B'way hit  —  A chorus girl in Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” has left the stage because she is three months pregnant by the show's star, Constantine Maroulis.  —  Actress/dancer Angel Reed has quit the musical after becoming pregnant following a long, on-off relationship with the long-haired …

EXCLUSIVE: America's Got Talent's Piers Morgan Set To Replace Larry King  —  Former British newspaper editor turned TV personality Piers Morgan is close to finalizing his deal to replace iconic talk show host Larry King, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  Read The Email Sent By CNN Exec To Announce Larry King's Retirement

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelorette Ali Gets Engaged on Finale!  —  Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky may have hinted that she ends up alone, but the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands today) confirms there's a proposal on the finale — and she accepts!  —  In fact, the former Facebook ad sales rep, 25, is planning a West Coast wedding in early 2011.

Miley Cyrus' CD sales slide as she ditches her wholesome image  —  Miley Cyrus' young fans are rebelling against her rebellion.  —  As the Disney starlet approaches her 18th birthday in November, she is not unwisely downplaying her wholesome image in favor of an edgier facade.

As The Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob Battle Divides The Nation, The Senate Intervenes  —  Seriously, it came up during a Supreme Court Justice nominee's confirmation hearings.  —  President Barack Obama selected Elena Kagan to be a nominee for the Supreme Court.

Britney Spears Accused of Beating Sons With Belt  —  Fernando Flores, Britney Spears' former bodyguard, has accused her of beating her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James with a belt.  Flores also claims Spears negligently fed the boys foods that they were allergic to, including shellfish, which resulted in them becoming violently ill.

Lady GaGa is a Dude  —  Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification.  I honestly don't know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.

Jason Bateman: “I'm Sorry” for iPhone Incident  —  Jason Bateman has issued a mea culpa in the Great iPhone 4 Riot of 2010.  —  Last week, the actor ticked off a mob of 2000 by cutting in line with an Apple store employee to snag an iPhone 4.  Via Twitter, Bateman initially claimed …

Christina Hendricks: “I Felt Beautiful” Gaining “15 Pounds”  —  Mad Men star Christina Hendricks says she's always been proud of her curvier figure.  —  “Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds.  And I felt gorgeous!”

Will.i.am Uses iPad to Smash Crime Wave  —  Will.i.am went on a furious hunt for justice after some scumbag broke into his Bentley last week and now cops say Will's detective work — aided by his iPad — may have brought down a one-man crime wave.  —  As TMZ first reported …

Emily VanCamp confirms ‘Brothers & Sisters’ exit: ‘Rebecca has run her course’  —  Someone better pour Nora Walker a tall glass of pinot, because her beleaguered clan is about to sustain another loss: As first reported by GiveMeMyRemote.com, Emily VanCamp is parting ways with Brothers & Sisters and her role of Rebecca.

Has David Fincher Found His Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in Die Antwoord's Yo-Landi Vi$$er?  —  In case you were wondering what David Fincher envisions superhacker and ass-kicking private investigator Lisbeth Salander will look like in his forthcoming adaptation of the bestseller The Girl …

OMG!  Jill Zarin Might Not Return To ‘Real Housewives Of New York City!’  —  Forget Bravo and the Housewives!  Jill wants to go on a “spiritual journey!”  —  It's all up in the air.  No one knows which of the The Real Housewives of New York City are staying or going, but Jill Zarin …