Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce  —  Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.  —  The golfer agreed to keep single women away …

‘Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka Being Eyed By Playgirl  —  Will we soon be seeing a whole lot more of ‘Bachelor’ star Jake Pavelka?  Could be.  Daniel Nardicio, vice president of marketing at Playgirl, has extended Jake an offer.  “We're determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl.

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelorette Ali Gets Engaged on Finale!  —  Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky may have hinted that she ends up alone, but the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands today) confirms there's a proposal on the finale — and she accepts!  —  In fact, the former Facebook ad sales rep, 25, is planning a West Coast wedding in early 2011.

EXCLUSIVE: Avatar's Zoe Saldana Is Engaged!  —  Avatar actress Zoë Saldana is engaged, reports the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  The actress, 32, “is thrilled” to tie the knot with boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton, a source tells Us.  “They've been together forever.

Lohan Accused of Crimes Against Shoe-manity  —  Lindsay Lohan concocted a diabolical, fraudulent plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars ... according to a lawsuit that will be filed today.  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, in which Church …

Britney Spears Accused of Beating Sons With Belt  —  Fernando Flores, Britney Spears' former bodyguard, has accused her of beating her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James with a belt.  Flores also claims Spears negligently fed the boys foods that they were allergic to, including shellfish, which resulted in them becoming violently ill.

Christina Hendricks: “I Felt Beautiful” Gaining “15 Pounds”  —  Mad Men star Christina Hendricks says she's always been proud of her curvier figure.  —  “Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds.  And I felt gorgeous!”

Wonder Woman, 69, Has Style and Mythos Makeover  —  Wednesday is a good day for Wonder Woman.  This 69-year-old superheroine, published by DC Comics, will don a new — and less revealing — costume and enjoy the publication of Issue No. 600 of her monthly series.

Justin Bieber Reportedly Had Secret Reunion With Ex-Girlfriend in the Bahamas  —  The ‘Baby’ hitmaker allegedly spent quality time with his ex-girlfriend and first love, Caitlin Beadles, who tweeted, ‘What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas!’  —  Kim Kardashian apparently …

OMG!  Jill Zarin Might Not Return To ‘Real Housewives Of New York City!’  —  Forget Bravo and the Housewives!  Jill wants to go on a “spiritual journey!”  —  It's all up in the air.  No one knows which of the The Real Housewives of New York City are staying or going, but Jill Zarin …

Apatow developing Pee-wee Herman pic  —  Reubens is writing script with thesp-scribe Rust  —  The Pee-wee Herman revival is extending all the way to the multiplex.  —  Judd Apatow is developing an untitled Pee-wee Herman feature for Universal that Paul Reubens is writing with thesp-scribe Paul Rust …

Sandra Bullock and Jesse — Trust In Divorce  —  Sandra Bullock may have had her issues with Jesse James, but in the end she trusted him and vice versa when it came to deciding who got what in their divorce ... this according to divorce documents obtained by TMZ.

‘Eclipse’ breaks midnight B.O. records  —  Summit pic scores over $30 million at midnight bow  —  Summit's “Eclipse” scored massive figures Tuesday night, with more than $30 million at some 4,000 engagements, enough to become the all-time highest-grossing pic for midnight runs.

‘Scream 4’ sees Brody, Shelton and Knudsen as fresh blood (exclusive)  —  Adam Brody, Marley Shelton and Erik Knudsen have joined the cast of “Scream 4,” which reunites Wes Craven with Kevin Williamson, who kicked off a horror movie revival with his “Scream” script in 1996.

Jeremy London Files Restraining Orders Against His Family  —  Jeremy London has filed restraining orders against his family members who've raised doubts about his claims he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs in Palm Springs.  —  “Jeremy filed these orders against his family …

Cop Mistook Lindsay's Cocaine for Breath Mint  —  Now we know why Lindsay Lohan's 2007 DUI case may have plea bargained so quickly — the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash.  —  Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report …

Lindsay Lohan's Hired Help — I Can't Quit You  —  Lindsay Lohan's former assistant — the one who quit earlier this month — is back doing LiLo's dirty work ... we're guessin' because the Naomi Campbell gig didn't pan out.  —  TMZ has learned Eleonore — who was loving life yesterday …

Pregnancy rocks B'way hit  —  A chorus girl in Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” has left the stage because she is three months pregnant by the show's star, Constantine Maroulis.  —  Actress/dancer Angel Reed has quit the musical after becoming pregnant following a long, on-off relationship with the long-haired …

Troubled Times at CNN, Anchors at Odds with Cooper  —  Larry King's leaving is not the only problem at CNN.  The cable news network is plagued by high-profile departures, low ratings and - TheWrap has learned - widespread resentment among producers and anchors.

‘Paranormal’ trailer pulled from theaters  —  Teaser debuted during midnight bow of ‘Eclipse’  —  Cinemark is pulling the trailer for Paramount's “Paranormal Activity 2” from several theaters in Texas after receiving numerous complaints that the promo was too frightening.

Paris Hilton Has a Lot of World Cup Baggage  —  Sitting on a pile of Louis Vuitton luggage, Paris Hilton was ready to put her game face on and head to the World Cup finals.  “Had a great day.  Had a bunch of meetings and am now packing for South Africa,” she wrote on Twitter.

Sexiest Vegetarian?  I'll take it  —  There are some seriously sexy vegetarians in this world (see: Prince).  —  The kind folks at Peta recently asked their supporters to vote for their “sexiest Vegetarian celebrity” and today I learned I won that title, along with a dude who disproves …

Lil Wayne — Sentenced in AZ While Serving in NY  —  Lil Wayne finally got some good news — he won't have to serve any time behind bars in Arizona ... after he finishes his jail stint in New York.  —  Moments ago, an Arizona judge sentenced the rapper to three years probation for his role …

EXCLUSIVE: Fonzworth Bentley Gets Engaged to Benjamin Button Star!  —  Fonzworth Bentley is engaged, he confirms to UsMagazine.com.  —  “We are so excited!”  Bentley — who first rose to fame when he was photographed holding Diddy's umbrella — told Us Wednesday.