Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce  —  Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.  —  The golfer agreed to keep single women away …

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelorette Ali Gets Engaged on Finale!  —  Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky may have hinted that she ends up alone, but the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands today) confirms there's a proposal on the finale — and she accepts!  —  In fact, the former Facebook ad sales rep, 25, is planning a West Coast wedding in early 2011.

‘Bachelor’ Jake Pavelka Being Eyed By Playgirl  —  Will we soon be seeing a whole lot more of ‘Bachelor’ star Jake Pavelka?  Could be.  Daniel Nardicio, vice president of marketing at Playgirl, has extended Jake an offer.  “We're determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl.

Apatow developing Pee-wee Herman pic  —  Reubens is writing script with thesp-scribe Rust  —  The Pee-wee Herman revival is extending all the way to the multiplex.  —  Judd Apatow is developing an untitled Pee-wee Herman feature for Universal that Paul Reubens is writing with thesp-scribe Paul Rust …

Lohan Accused of Crimes Against Shoe-manity  —  Lindsay Lohan concocted a diabolical, fraudulent plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars ... according to a lawsuit that will be filed today.  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the suit, in which Church …

EXCLUSIVE: Avatar's Zoe Saldana Is Engaged!  —  Avatar actress Zoë Saldana is engaged, reports the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  The actress, 32, “is thrilled” to tie the knot with boyfriend of 10 years, Keith Britton, a source tells Us.  “They've been together forever.

Christina Hendricks is a Terrible Role Model  —  In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men gives me a scotch-fueled boner …

‘Scream 4’ sees Brody, Shelton and Knudsen as fresh blood (exclusive)  —  Adam Brody, Marley Shelton and Erik Knudsen have joined the cast of “Scream 4,” which reunites Wes Craven with Kevin Williamson, who kicked off a horror movie revival with his “Scream” script in 1996.

OMG!  Jill Zarin Might Not Return To ‘Real Housewives Of New York City!’  —  Forget Bravo and the Housewives!  Jill wants to go on a “spiritual journey!”  —  It's all up in the air.  No one knows which of the The Real Housewives of New York City are staying or going, but Jill Zarin …

Meryl Streep to play Margaret Thatcher  —  THR EXCLUSIVE  —  Meryl Streep is in talks to reteam with her “Mamma Mia!” director Phyllida Lloyd for “Thatcher,” a biopic of the controversial and long-governing former British prime minister.  —  Jim Broadbent is in talks to play Margaret Thatcher's husband …

Britney Spears Accused of Beating Sons With Belt  —  Fernando Flores, Britney Spears' former bodyguard, has accused her of beating her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James with a belt.  Flores also claims Spears negligently fed the boys foods that they were allergic to, including shellfish, which resulted in them becoming violently ill.

Justin Bieber Reportedly Had Secret Reunion With Ex-Girlfriend in the Bahamas  —  The ‘Baby’ hitmaker allegedly spent quality time with his ex-girlfriend and first love, Caitlin Beadles, who tweeted, ‘What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas!’  —  Kim Kardashian apparently …

Jeremy London Files Restraining Orders Against His Family  —  Jeremy London has filed restraining orders against his family members who've raised doubts about his claims he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs in Palm Springs.  —  “Jeremy filed these orders against his family …

Sandra Bullock and Jesse — Trust In Divorce  —  Sandra Bullock may have had her issues with Jesse James, but in the end she trusted him and vice versa when it came to deciding who got what in their divorce ... this according to divorce documents obtained by TMZ.

‘Paranormal’ trailer pulled from theaters  —  Teaser debuted during midnight bow of ‘Eclipse’  —  Cinemark is pulling the trailer for Paramount's “Paranormal Activity 2” from several theaters in Texas after receiving numerous complaints that the promo was too frightening.

‘Eclipse’ breaks midnight B.O. records  —  Summit pic scores over $30 million at midnight bow  —  Summit's “Eclipse” scored massive figures Tuesday night, with more than $30 million at some 4,000 engagements, enough to become the all-time highest-grossing pic for midnight runs.

Lindsay Lohan's Hired Help — I Can't Quit You  —  Lindsay Lohan's former assistant — the one who quit earlier this month — is back doing LiLo's dirty work ... we're guessin' because the Naomi Campbell gig didn't pan out.  —  TMZ has learned Eleonore — who was loving life yesterday …

Paris Hilton Has a Lot of World Cup Baggage  —  Sitting on a pile of Louis Vuitton luggage, Paris Hilton was ready to put her game face on and head to the World Cup finals.  “Had a great day.  Had a bunch of meetings and am now packing for South Africa,” she wrote on Twitter.

Lil Wayne — Sentenced in AZ While Serving in NY  —  Lil Wayne finally got some good news — he won't have to serve any time behind bars in Arizona ... after he finishes his jail stint in New York.  —  Moments ago, an Arizona judge sentenced the rapper to three years probation for his role …

RAPPERS' DELIGHT: Air Drake+Eminem Pushes Crazy Numbers  —  Air Drizzy took its first flight yesterday.  Yep...Drake had a Virgin Airline plane named after him.  It was all in celebration of Sir Richard Branson launching his first Virgin flight between Toronto and Cali cities.

Sexiest Vegetarian?  I'll take it  —  There are some seriously sexy vegetarians in this world (see: Prince).  —  The kind folks at Peta recently asked their supporters to vote for their “sexiest Vegetarian celebrity” and today I learned I won that title, along with a dude who disproves …

Wonder Woman, 69, Has Style and Mythos Makeover  —  Wednesday is a good day for Wonder Woman.  This 69-year-old superheroine, published by DC Comics, will don a new — and less revealing — costume and enjoy the publication of Issue No. 600 of her monthly series.

EXCLUSIVE: Fonzworth Bentley Gets Engaged to Benjamin Button Star!  —  Fonzworth Bentley is engaged, he confirms to UsMagazine.com.  —  “We are so excited!”  Bentley — who first rose to fame when he was photographed holding Diddy's umbrella — told Us Wednesday.

Josh Hutcherson Confirms His Spider-Man Audition  —  Months away from his 18th birthday, actor Josh Hutcherson has appeared in over 13 movies, which may be why it wasn't too surprising when he was one of the names being bandied about to take over the role of Peter Parker A.K.A Spider-Man in Marc Webb's Untitled Spider-Man Film.