Jessica Simpson's New Man — A Real Tight End  —  TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend and he is not a current NFL player — he's a former one.  —  Sources tell TMZ Jessica is dating ex San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson.  He last played for the New Orleans Saints back in 2008.

EXCLUSIVE: Jenna Fischer Weds!  —  The Office star Jenna Fischer has wed, UsMagazine.com has learned exclusively.  —  She tied the knot to writer Lee Kirk Saturday.  —  The two got engaged last summmer while vacationing in Europe.  They have been dating since January 2008.

Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo Is a Dad!  —  It's a boyyyyyyyyy!  —  Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo announced on Saturday that he is a proud new papa.  —  “It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy,” the Team Portugal player writes on his Facebook page.

Johnathon Schaech & Jana Kramer's Fourth of July Nuptials  —  Engaged since 2009, actor Johnathon Schaech married Jana Kramer on Independence Day weekend in Michigan and OK! has all of the exclusive details.  —  “Jana and Johnathon were married in an intimate outdoor ceremony in Glen Arbor …

Mile-high sex games with my spy in the sky, Anna Chapman  —  Raunchy Russian's British ex-hubby reveals life of lies and lust  —  THE top secret weapons Russian spy Anna Chapman used to lure high-powered lovers into her clutches are uncovered today... as her Brit ex-husband reveals his kinky sex life with her.

Lindsay: The Judge Hates Me, But I Won't Do Time  —  Lindsay Lohan could go to jail Tuesday for violating her probation ... but even though she's positive Judge Marsha Revel hates her, she's convinced she's done nothing wrong and will not end up behind bars.

Katy Perry On Taming Former Sex Addict Russell Brand, Being A Diva (PHOTOS, VIDEO)  —  What's Your Reaction: … Katy Perry not only posed topless for Esquire, she gave them an interview.  She's currently riding high with the #1 song of the summer, California Gurls, and her newly tamed bad-boy fiance Russell Brand.

Kate Hudson's New Beau Is Meeting Her Parents!  —  Things are moving fast for Kate Hudson and Muse rocker Matt Bellamy: He's already meeting her parents!  —  “We are meeting up next week,” the rocker, 32, tells Britain's Daily Mirror.  “I'm quite nervous.”  —  PHOTOS: Compare the love lives of Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz

Melissa Etheridge's Ex Says She Was ‘Blindsided’  —  The day after Melissa Etheridge filed to formally end her partnership with Tammy Lynn Michaels, her partner of nine years is striking back.  —  Michaels, 35, who has two children with the singer, took to her blog Saturday to express her shock and dismay over Etheridge's filing.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Responds To Being Called A ‘Train Wreck’: ‘HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa’  —  It's Lindsay Lohan vs. the Voyeur Nightclub waitress Round Three.  —  PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan Family Album  —  Round One: Lindsay tweeted Thursday night that a waitress had punched her during her 24th birthday party.

Elle Macpherson is a bitch, eats endangered rhino horns  —  Elle Macpherson is getting slammed by international animal-rights groups for a recent interview she gave to the Times Online.  She was asked about her interest in Chinese medicine, and she described the taste and effect of powdered/crushed rhino horn.