Lindsay's New Girl — Israeli Fighter  —  Lindsay Lohan has a new lady in her life who is battlefield ready — she's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force.  —  Sources close to the actress tell TMZ, Lindsay and Eilat Anschel — who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army — met a while ago in L.A. ...

Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo Is a Dad!  —  It's a boyyyyyyyyy!  —  Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo announced on Saturday that he is a proud new papa.  —  “It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy,” the Team Portugal player writes on his Facebook page.

EXCLUSIVE: Jenna Fischer Weds!  —  The Office star Jenna Fischer has wed, UsMagazine.com has learned exclusively.  —  She tied the knot to writer Lee Kirk Saturday.  —  The two got engaged last summmer while vacationing in Europe.  They have been dating since January 2008.

Mile-high sex games with my spy in the sky, Anna Chapman  —  Raunchy Russian's British ex-hubby reveals life of lies and lust  —  THE top secret weapons Russian spy Anna Chapman used to lure high-powered lovers into her clutches are uncovered today... as her Brit ex-husband reveals his kinky sex life with her.

Dave Chappelle Deemed ‘Safety Risk’ on Private Jet  —  A private jet carrying comedian Dave Chappelle made an emergency landing in Pittsburgh last night because the pilot couldn't handle Chappelle's erratic behavior, TMZ has learned.  —  A source extremely familiar with the incident tells …

Melissa Etheridge's Ex Says She Was ‘Blindsided’  —  The day after Melissa Etheridge filed to formally end her partnership with Tammy Lynn Michaels, her partner of nine years is striking back.  —  Michaels, 35, who has two children with the singer, took to her blog Saturday to express her shock and dismay over Etheridge's filing.

Snoop Dogg to Glee-fully accept TV role  —  GLEE star CORY MONTEITH says the hit US show is about to get a famous rapper snooping round.  —  That's right, SNOOP DOGG is heading their way.  —  Cory is over here for a week and told me: “I am pretty sure he is going to do Glee.  That would be really cool.”

'I'm no dumb blonde or pushover.  My career is my vision': The world according to Lady Gaga  —  The new queen of pop on why she's always been a star, excelling at school, sacrificing love and why it's all about getting a reaction  —  'I have always believed I was a star - I think some people are just born that way.

Jessica Simpson's New Man — A Real Tight End  —  TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend and he is not a current NFL player — he's a former one.  —  Sources tell TMZ Jessica is dating ex San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson.  He last played for the New Orleans Saints back in 2008.

Paris Hilton: “Everything Is Fine” After Pot Mix-up  —  After a South African court dropped a marijuana-smoking case against Paris Hilton, the heiress, 29, took to her Twitter page to reassure her fans that “everything is fine.”  —  “I had nothing to do with it,” she Twittered.

Police called as Katie Price and Alex Reid's wedding blessing descends into violence  —  Katie Price and Alex Reid's wedding blessing made a mockery of their plans for an intimate, low-key event yesterday when a clash between photographers and security broke out.

Carrie Prejean and Footballer Beau Tie the Knot  —  Carrie Prejean has taken the ol' “opposite marriage” plunge.  —  The onetime beauty queen turned same-sex marriage opponent had a wedding of her own Friday night, swapping vows with NFL stud Kyle Boller in a lavish ceremony in San Diego.