Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: I Quit!  —  TMZ has learned ... Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned as LiLo's lawyer.  —  TMZ called Holley for comment on a story we're working on, and she informed us she is no longer repping Lindsay.  Sources tell us Holley resigned earlier today.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Another Mel Gibson Slur Caught On Tape - Calls Latinos “Wetbacks”  —  Mel Gibson has been caught on tape making ANOTHER bigoted remark, this time against Latinos, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.  —  The Oscar-winning director/actor is heard referring to one of his staffers as a …

Absolutely Fabulous Star Has Breast Cancer  —  Jennifer Saunders, familiar to American TV audiences as the eccentric London public-relations specialist Edina Monsoon on the uproarious British sitcom Absolutely Fabulous, has been fighting breast cancer since discovering a lump last October.

EXCLUSIVE: First Pic!  Jessica Simpson and Her Married Football Beau  —  The new issue of Us Weekly has the first pic of Jessica Simpson and her newest guy, Eric Johnson.  —  He's a former NFL player — and still legally married!  —  The two began dating five weeks ago …

Conan O'Brien's ‘Tonight Show’ Nominated for Emmy, Nothing for Jay Leno  —  'The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien' earned its first and only Emmy nomination this morning.  —  Conan will compete against ‘The Colbert Report,’ ‘The Daily Show,’ ‘Real Time With Bill Maher’ and 'Saturday Night Live …

Drew Barrymore  —  ELLE's August cover girl on her latest film, her new outlook, and refusing to settle  —  On taking stock of where she is now: “For three years straight, I've been burning the candle at both ends, and as of last December, I just didn't have anything left.

Crystal Bowersox Gets Her Teeth Fixed  —  ‘American Idol’ runner-up Crystal Bowersox took to her Twitter account to show off her new smile.  “What's NOT missing in this picture??????  Yeah.  That's right,” she wrote.  The singer, who was most known for her gap tooth grin …

Lindsay Obstructed SCRAM Twice — Allegedly  —  Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan's case tell TMZ LiLo twice placed a foreign object between her skin and her SCRAM, to obstruct any alcohol reading.  —  We're told the night of the MTV Movie Awards — when her SCRAM registered …

Elin Nordegren Can Take Kids to Sweden  —  TMZ has learned ... one of the terms of the divorce settlement between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is that she can take their two kids to Sweden.  —  Sources familiar with the settlement tell us the agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end …

EXCLUSIVE: LeBron James Plans Weekend Party in South Beach!  —  LeBron James has rented six cabanas at the W Hotel South Beach this weekend to celebrate his team decision, two sources confirm to UsMagazine.com.  —  That adds more fuel to the fire that James, 25, will announce he's joining …

A Congressman's Abs Garner Yeas  —  REPRESENTATIVE AARON SCHOCK is explaining, again, why his torso seems to keep going viral.  —  First, there was the photo of him in a red bathing suit, posted on the gossip site TMZ.com.  “Abtastic,” bloggers enthused.  —  Then, there was the picture …

LeBron Sued by Man Claiming to be His Father  —  TMZ has learned ... LeBron James and his mother Gloria James are being sued for millions by a man who claims he tried to prove he's the NBA star's biological father — but LeBron and his mom tampered with the evidence in a diabolical cover-up.

Why Is Lizzie McGuire a Trending Topic?  —  #Wemissyou, girl!  —  Lizzie McGuire, the Disney Channel's apparently still-beloved Hilary Duff vehicle that ended in 2004, was inexplicably a Twitter trending topic this morning.  Huh?  Well, that's what everyone kept saying: Why is Lizzie McGuire a trending topic?

Vanessa Paradis is totally infatuated with her lover Johnny Depp  —  This is Vanessa Paradis for the August issue of Marie Claire UK.  Some sources are saying the photo shoot is older - but it's new to me, so whatever.  I think she looks very pretty in the shots, but not as beautiful …

Iranian Woman Faces Stoning for Adultery  —  Mother of two could be put to death as soon as this weekend.  —  Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, a 43-year-old mother of two, convicted of adultery in Iran, may be stoned to death unless a last-minute campaign saves her.

Ridley Scott Eyeing Reteam With Leo DiCaprio On ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’  —  EXCLUSIVE: The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort's memoir of 1990's stockbroker decadence, is back on the prowl.  I'm hearing that the film is being put back together, with Ridley Scott in early discussions …

Cristiano Ronaldo Names His Baby ... Cristiano  —  Hello, Junior: Cristiano Ronaldo has named his his nearly month-old son - after himself.  —  The family of the hunky Portuguese soccer superstar tells the weekly Expresso that the baby, born June 17, is named Cristiano.

Man, 23, dies during ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ screening in New Zealand cinema  —  A 23-year-old man died during a screening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ (above) on Sunday, the New Zealand Herald reports.  Police say they are not treating the death as suspicious.

Has Matthew Vaughn locked in a kick-ass Cyclops?  —  Ahoy, squirts!  Quint here.  Forgive the brevity of this, but I have to catch a plane in 4 hours and haven't slept yet.  —  We here at AICN got a tip-off earlier today from a spy calling himself Son of Rothman regarding a new mutant cast in Matthew Vaughn's X-Men: First Class.