Trump to Rachel Uchitel — Beat It!  —  Rachel Uchitel has been fired by Donald Trump before she was officially hired, because Trump tells TMZ he's pulling his offer for her to do “Celebrity Apprentice.”  —  TMZ broke the story ... Trump offered her a spot on the next “Celebrity Apprentice.”

Lindsay Lohan — No Daily Shower in Jail  —  Lindsay Lohan's gonna have a hard time staying clean behind bars — TMZ has learned she will only be allowed to shower every other day once she checks into Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us the jail …

Oksana Signed, Then Rejected $15 Mil Deal  —  TMZ has learned ... Oksana Grigorieva signed an agreement with Mel Gibson for a $15 million package, which would have kept the Mel tapes secret, but she ultimately walked away from it.  —  Sources tell TMZ, during the child custody mediation in May …

Rep: Charice “Did Not Get Botox to Make Her Face More Narrow”  —  A rep for Filipino teen singer Charice Pempengco denies that the upcoming Glee star, 18, underwent Botox to change her appearance.  —  According to the Associated Press, celeb cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo tells ABS-CBN television …

‘Jersey Shore’ Producers — They're All Expendable  —  The producers of “Jersey Shore” don't want to cave to the cast's demand for more money, and are ready to cut the cord, TMZ has learned.  —  TMZ broke the story ... members of the cast went on strike yesterday, refusing to shoot over the weekend for Season 3.

Risqué Jennifer Aniston goes topless for ad campaign to sell her new perfume  —  Who knew everyone's favourite Friend could look so sexy?  —  Jennifer Aniston is known for her girl next door looks but in a series of promotional shots for her new perfume line the actress looks anything but.

Demi Lovato Is Curvy and Confident :)  —  I just read online that Demi Lovato has named me as her style icon!!  I love that Demi is embracing her curves and I'm so flattered that she is looking to me for style inspiration :)  —  Demi is one of the few young stars who manages to show off …

How did the same dress get on the covers of W, Elle and Vogue?  —  The August editions of the magazines have the same Miu Miu dress on them.  Fashion faux pas?  —  Getting yourself on three glossy magazine covers in the same month is quite some feat.  But that's exactly what has happened this month.

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears Child Abuse Case Officially Closed  —  Britney Spears' complicated life just got a little easier as the child abuse investigation against her was dropped by the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively.

Angelina: Brad and I Must “Be Very Careful” If We Work Together Again  —  Don't rule out Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2 just yet.  —  Angelina Jolie says she would love to work with Brad Pitt on a movie again — but under very strict conditions.  —  “Of course, of course,” the Salt star told AFP of costarring once again with Pitt.

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian in Bikinis  —  WARNING!  Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass.  Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger.  Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-existent shareholders.

Oksana's Dentist: She Was Struck In the Mouth  —  The dentist who examined Oksana Grigorieva the day after the January 6 showdown with Mel Gibson now says she was indeed struck in the mouth.  —  A representative for Dr. Ross Shelden tells TMZ, “Based on Dr. Shelden's observations and his experience …

Katy Perry Has Huge Breasts in a Bikini  —  Here's Katy Perry in the Bahamas yesterday and can someone explain to me how the hell her ass looks better in a pair of Granny panties than it does in this bikini?  Granted, she's apparently been knocking back cans of Bud Light since Friday …