Lindsay Lohan's Water Crisis  —  Lindsay Lohan has yet another drinking problem — she can't get a glass of water to save her life.  —  Sources at the Lynwood Correctional Facility explain the problem to TMZ this way ... inmates can order food and drinks from the commissary on Mondays, and pick it up on Tuesdays.

Oksana Claims Mel Targeted TMZ Exec In Death Plot  —  There's a story circulating that Oksana Grigorieva told authorities Mel Gibson plotted to break the kneecaps of a “Hollywood figure.”  Well that story is about TMZ's Harvey Levin, spoon-fed by Oksana's people.  —  The story is much wilder than reported.

Angelina Jolie: Fearless in ‘Salt,’ so sweet in person  —  WASHINGTON — The woman in question is always right in front of everyone's eyes, but still they persist in asking: Who is she?  —  It applies to both the suspected double agent Angelina Jolie plays in the spy thriller Salt …

Zsa Zsa Gabor in Critical Condition  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition after undergoing hip replacement surgery earlier this week ... this according to her publicist.  —  93-year-old Gabor broke her hip on Saturday — after falling out of bed in an attempt to answer the phone at her Bel-Air home.

EXCLUSIVE: Eric Roberts Joins The Cast Of Celebrity Rehab 4  —  Eric Roberts, the older brother of Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts, has joined the cast of VH1's Celebrity Rehab 4, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  The 54-year-old star of such films as The Dark Knight and Fight Club …

Jon Hamm Isn't as Stylish as His ‘Mad Men’ Character  —  TIME's 10 Questions series took on Jon Hamm, in the lead-up to the fourth season premiere of the star's AMC series ‘Mad Men’ this Sunday night.  —  Asked about his style versus that of iconic '60s ad-man doppelganger Don Draper …

Scarlet Johansson to star ‘Gravity’; Will Ferrell displays his ‘Megamind’ at Comic Con  —  Mayor Bloomberg's security detail could double as a concierge service.  On Tuesday night, Hizzoner ventured to Brooklyn to dine at Italian restaurant Aurora in Williamsburg, but our double-secret source tells us …

Billy Corgan Collapses at Smashing Pumpkins Show  —  Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan blacked out and fell onto his drummer's kit during the band's live performance in Tampa Bay, Florida on Wednesday night.  The 43-year-old alt-rocker was performing their 1995 hit 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings …

Is Michael Lohan Selling Nude Photos of His Former Fiancee Kate Major?  —  A source tells us that Michael Lohan—who's been accused of domestic assault by three ex-girlfriends—is attempting to sell nude photos of Kate Major, his ex-fiancee who accused Lohan earlier this week of attacking her and threatening her life.

Snooki: I “Get Off” on Being Called an Orange “Oompa-Loompa”  —  Hate on Snooki all you want — names will never hurt her.  —  “The negative stuff?  I get off on it,” the self-described Jersey Shore “guidette,” 22, tells the new Rolling Stone.  “Because the only reason why people talk negative is because they're jealous.

‘True Blood’ Ups Joe Manganiello To Regular  —  EXCLUSIVE: Joe Manganiello, dubbed the hottest new addition to HBO's True Blood this season, has been promoted to regular for Season 4.  He plays hot sexy alpha male werewolf Alcide Herveaux, an iconic character in the The Southern Vampire Mysteries novels that True Blood is based on.

Meet Brad Pitt's Most Crazed Fan: Tina Fey  —  Brad Pitt (or a reasonable facsimile) and Tina Fey (for real)  —  Even though Tina Fey costars with Brad Pitt in the upcoming animated film Megamind, she still hasn't met him, because they recorded their lines at different times.  But she has a plan.

Uh-Oh!  The Lowdown on Britney Spears's Bad Hair Day  —  Fame  —  Talk about a bad hair day!  Britney Spears was snapped shopping in Sherman Oaks, California, Wednesday with a messy, extension baring look that set the internet abuzz with fans speculating about exactly what was happening to her scalp.