Lindsay Lohan's Water Crisis  —  Lindsay Lohan has yet another drinking problem — she can't get a glass of water to save her life.  —  Sources at the Lynwood Correctional Facility explain the problem to TMZ this way ... inmates can order food and drinks from the commissary on Mondays, and pick it up on Tuesdays.

Zsa Zsa Gabor in Critical Condition  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition after undergoing hip replacement surgery earlier this week ... this according to her publicist.  —  93-year-old Gabor broke her hip on Saturday — after falling out of bed in an attempt to answer the phone at her Bel-Air home.

Oksana Claims Mel Targeted TMZ Exec In Death Plot  —  There's a story circulating that Oksana Grigorieva told authorities Mel Gibson plotted to break the kneecaps of a “Hollywood figure.”  Well that story is about TMZ's Harvey Levin, spoon-fed by Oksana's people.  —  The story is much wilder than reported.

TOLDJA!  Marvel & Ruffalo Reach Hulk Deal  —  EXCLUSIVE: Back on July 14th, I scooped that Mark Ruffalo Is In Late-Stage Talks To Be Marvel's New Hulk in ‘The Avengers’.  Now I've just learned the ink is drying on the deal reached by Brillstein Entertainment Partners with Marvel.

Julia Roberts' Brother, Eric Roberts, Checks In to ‘Celebrity Rehab’  —  Actor Eric Roberts, Julia Roberts' older brother, is joining the cast of VH1's Celebrity Rehab 4, RadarOnline.com reports.  Roberts, 54, has moved into the Pasadena Recovery Center.  No word on what Roberts is getting treated …

Pretty Wild Star Alexis Neiers Freed From Prison  —  The L.A. County Jail Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. said goodbye to a celebrity inmate on Friday — not Lindsay Lohan, but Alexis Neiers.  The 19-year-old star of the E! reality show Pretty Wild served about 20% …

Is Michael Lohan Selling Nude Photos of His Former Fiancee Kate Major?  —  A source tells us that Michael Lohan—who's been accused of domestic assault by three ex-girlfriends—is attempting to sell nude photos of Kate Major, his ex-fiancee who accused Lohan earlier this week of attacking her and threatening her life.

Jon Hamm Isn't as Stylish as His ‘Mad Men’ Character  —  TIME's 10 Questions series took on Jon Hamm, in the lead-up to the fourth season premiere of the star's AMC series ‘Mad Men’ this Sunday night.  —  Asked about his style versus that of iconic '60s ad-man doppelganger Don Draper …

Angelina Jolie Just Exploded Your Nerd Wiener  —  Angelina Jolie will see Jennifer Aniston's upskirt and raise her one COMIC-CON, SLUT!  BOOM!  (I've had a lot of coffee this morning.)  —  Here's the Puckered One all leather-clad at Comic-Con yesterday to talk about Salt because I guess that's like a superhero movie.

Valerie Bertinelli Planning a Very Small Wedding  —  As a second time bride-to-be, Valerie Bertinelli admits she doesn't have the giddy, enthusiasm that many first-time brides have.  —  “For me, it feels silly.  I'm 50.  It's not about the wedding.  I just want to have a marriage,” …

Casey Affleck Sued for Sexual Harassment  —  One of the producers on the Joaquin Phoenix documentary Casey Affleck directed last year is suing him for $2 million claiming sexual harassment, E!Online reports.  Amanda White filed her lawsuit early Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

VIDEO: Watch Jessica Simpson's Entourage Debut  —  Is Jessica Simpson ready for a new furry friend?  If you ask Entourage's Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), the answer is yes.  —  On Simpson's Aug. 1 episode of the HBO series, Piven's character tries to improve her mood after her beloved Malti-poo, Daisy, went missing and was presumed dead.