Sandra to Leering Levi: ‘Get Away From Me!’  —  Levi Johnston wasted no time finding a date to the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday after breaking off his engagement to Bristol Palin.  The Alaskan Romeo showed up on the red carpet at the event as the plus-one to singer Brittani Senser.

One Tree Hill Actress' Marriage Over After a Month  —  Jana Kramer's marriage didn't make it over the first hill.  —  The One Tree Hill star and Johnathon Schaech, who tied the knot in Michigan on July 4, are already going their separate ways.  —  Talk about nipping something in the bud!

JetBlue flight attendant who went nuts was in bed with boyfriend when found by cops  —  The plane had just landed, but he was ready to take off.  —  A JetBlue flight attendant blew his top, grabbed a beer and bolted out an emergency slide at Kennedy Airport on Monday - then headed home to have sex with his boyfriend.

Hayden Christensen & Rachel Bilson Call Off Engagement  —  Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have officially ended their engagement.  —  Reports surfaced a couple months ago that the duo were on a break, but now the split is permanent.  “Yes, the engagement is off,” Bilson's rep tells PEOPLE …

Kelsey Grammer ‘in love’ with young blonde  —  Kelsey Grammer is “deeply in love” with a young blonde just weeks after his divorce was filed.  —  The “Frasier” star, who's now starring in Broadway's “La Cage Aux Folles,” was spotted holding hands in town this weekend with the woman, who sources tell us is British and is called Kate.

Witherspoon in tune with Peggy Lee  —  Actress circles Fox biopic, which Ephron will write  —  Reese Witherspoon and Fox 2000 are mounting an untitled biopic of singer Peggy Lee starring Witherspoon, with Nora Ephron writing and attached to direct.  —  Witherspoon — the driving force behind …

Portia to Ellen: I Want to Be a DeGeneres!  —  TMZ has learned ... Portia de Rossi will become Portia DeGeneres.  —  Portia has filed a petition to legally change her name to Portia Lee James DeGeneres.  She filed the papers in L.A. County Superior Court last Friday.

Elvis' granddaughter eyeing role in fourth ‘Mad Max’ film (exclusive)  —  Riley Keough, the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, is in talks to nab a role in “Fury Road,” the fourth installment of the “Mad Max” movies from writer-director George Miller.  —  Miller also is producing with Doug Mitchell.

‘He told us how to have sex’: DiCaprio  —  Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio played a husband and wife in Revolutionary Road, directed by Winslet's then-husband Sam Mendes.  —  Leonardo DiCaprio has revealed Kate Winslet “freaked out” when they had to film love scenes for Revolutionary Road.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Lindsay Lohan “Got Special Treatment” Says Former Jail Inmate  —  Lindsay Lohan spent 13 days in jail, but was hardly treated like a typical inmate says a woman who was at Lynwood Correctional Facility during Lohan's stay.  —  “Lindsay had a lot of special treatment …

Kardashians Show Bieber How a Book Cover Is Done  —  Our literary cup runneth over.  First, we got a sneak peak at the swoontastic cover of Memoirs of a Beiber the Justin Bieber chronicles.  —  Now, we get to take a gander at the sisters Kardashian glamming it up for a come-hither jacket of their own (sorry, Beibs, they win).

The Playboy Twins — When Sisters Suck Face ...  Playboy Playmates and biological twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 20, got a lot closer at the Playboy mansion this weekend ... and shared a tender open-mouth kiss with each other.  —  It's OK to love your sister ... but is it really OK to LOOOOOOOOVE your sister?

True Blood Star: I'll Always “Be Hungry” as Long as I'm an Actress  —  The skinny on being an actress: You're always hungry.  —  So says actress Kristin Bauer, who plays the sexy vampire Pam on HBO's hit series True Blood.  —  In a new Movieline interview, she reveals that the entire cast diets and yes …

Bitches Go Crazy For McNuggets: THE MOVIE!  —  Remember that touching holiday story out of Toledo, Ohio from earlier this year about the insane McNuggethead who fisted a McDonald's employee in the head after they refused to serve her a box full of deep fried blended chicken gizzards because it was too early?

Ed Westwick And Jessica Szohr Are ‘Back Together’  —  Gossip Girl co-stars Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr have reportedly reunited on the set of the hit TV show.  —  The pair, who began dating in 2008, were believed to have gone their separate ways in April.

“I'm too pretty to be in jail,” Snooki said.  “I'm a good person.  I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there.”  —  “You can't even contain me,” she added with a laugh.  “When I was in there, I was like, 'Can I come out?  I can't breathe!'  Not a fun place.  I will never go back.”

Fantasia: I Am ‘Not Responsible’ For Divorce  —  Fantasia Barrino says she is “not responsible” for breaking up a marriage ... despite allegations from a North Carolina woman named Paula Cook who claims Fantasia made sex tapes with her husband.  —  Fantasia's manager, Brian Dickens …

Celebrity Skin: The Situation Launches His Clothing Line, as Modeled by The Unit  —  The Situation's friend, The Unit (real name: Jonny Manfre), modeling Dilligaf  —  About six weeks ago, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from MTV's amazing trainwreck of a show Jersey Shore announced …

Kate Gosselin Is Going to the Emmys?!  —  The Emmys are right around the corner.  —  And we're happy to report that things seem to be coming along quite nicely.  —  Make that quite hilariously.  We just got some major scoopage on plans for the big show, happening on August 29.

Van Halen recording new album with David Lee Roth  —  Twenty-six years after they last recorded together, the 80s hard rockers are back in the studio with their original singer  —  Van Halen are working on their first album in more than a decade, and they're runnin' with David Lee Roth.

Weezer Reveal ‘Hurley’ Album Cover — Exclusive  —  After putting a flying dog on the cover of ‘Raditude,’ Weezer are one-upping themselves for their upcoming eighth LP, ‘Hurley.’ This time 'round, they're forsaking an airborne animal for a celebrity: actor Jorge Garcia …

Porny's KFed  —  Chicken Fried's sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach.  Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own?  —  As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson.  Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career …

Hungry America Gets Angry, Famous America Gets Silly  —  We live in two Americas.  In the first America, movie stars Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman can take up a good two minutes of local news time to “do the weather.”  In the other America, an irate woman can assault a fast food employee for refusing to serve her chicken nuggets.