What Are You Looking At?  —  Amid a perpetual storm of attention, Katie Holmes stays almost preternaturally calm.  —  Katie Holmes has not lived the typical Hollywood story.  She's a Catholic schoolgirl from Toledo, Ohio, who went to L.A. for the first time when she was 16 …

Mel Gibson in Car Crash  —  Mel Gibson acclimated back into L.A. life by getting into a car accident yesterday ... this according to law enforcement sources.  —  Sources tell TMZ it happened at 8:35 PM in Malibu.  Gibson, we're told, lost control of his car and ended up striking the rocky hillside on Malibu Canyon Road.

Jesse James and Kat Von D Get Cozy in Las Vegas  —  Is Jesse James ready to move on?  —  The motorcycle mogul, whose divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized in June, was spotted having dinner with fellow tattoo enthusiast and LA Ink star Kat Von D in Las Vegas Saturday night.

Lindsay Lohan — Early Release  —  Turns out Lindsay Lohan will indeed be getting out of the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital ... as early as this week, according to sources familiar with the situation.  —  Our sources say Lindsay's doctors have not written their final report …

George Clooney — Did He Put a Ring On It?  —  George Clooney might finally be ready to take the plunge with hottie girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis — cause she was spotted flaunting what looks to be a giant engagement ring ... emphasis on “looks like.”  —  The notoriously single star was dining …

Neil Patrick Harris' Twins: It's A...  Break out the blue...and the pink: Neil Patrick Harris is gonna get the best of both worlds.  —  A source tells E! News that the late-breaking Emmy nominee is expecting a boy and a girl with longtime partner David Burtka this October.

Oliver Platt Joins ‘X-Men: First Class’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Add Oliver Platt to the cast of X-Men: First Class, the Matthew Vaughn-directed spinoff that 20th Century Fox puts into production next month in London.  I'm told that Platt will play a role called The Man in Black, who is not a mutant.

Adrianne C — I Was ‘Molested’ Outside Star Wars Expo  —  Former “America's Next Top Model” champ Adrianne Curry called police in Orlando this weekend ... claiming an allegedly drunk man reached up her skirt and “molested” her outside of a Star Wars convention.

Marilyn Monroe film to star Angelina Jolie  —  Author Andrew O'Hagan has said that his novel The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe will be turned into a film starring Angelina Jolie as the screen siren.  —  George Clooney will play Frank Sinatra, Mr O'Hagan said.

Millionaire Matchmaker: Why We Called Off the Engagement  —  Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is opening up to UsMagazine.com about recently ending her engagement to real estate exec Andy Friedman.  —  “I'm fine,” she told Us Sunday at the 2010 Breakthrough of the Year Awards (presented by Crest 3D) in West Hollywood.

Rooney Mara Gets Coveted Lisbeth Salander Role In ‘Dragon Tattoo’  —  UPDATE: Sony Pictures Entertainment has issued a press release on Mara.  I've included it after Deadline's story break.  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ending one of the most drawn out and closely watched casting searches for an actress in years …

EXCLUSIVE: Snooki's New Boyfriend Revealed; He Turned ‘Guido’ For Pint-Sized Star  —  Snooki's got a new man — and only RadarOnline.com has the exclusive details of who he is and their hot hook-up.  —  EXCLUSIVE: Snooki's New Boyfriend Revealed; Turned ‘Guido’ For Pint-Sized Star

Justin Bieber Tweets Enemy's Phone Number to 4.5 million Followers  —  Saturday night, a tweet appeared then quickly vanished on teen heartthrob Justin Bieber's verified Twitter account: “everyone call me 248-XXX-XXXX :) or text”.  The number belonged to a teen in Detroit, and Justin apparently tweeted it out of revenge.

Steven Slater Gets Reality TV Show Offer  —  TMZ has learned JetBlue's most famous beverage slinger Steven Slater has a reality show offer on the table ... and the hook — helping people quit their jobs.  —  According to well-placed industry sources ... Stone Entertainment …

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Arrested for Not Paying Parking Tickets  —  Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro, of Jersey Shore  —  Gym.  Tickets.  Laundry?  —  Two weeks after Jersey Shore's Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was arrested for alleged public drunkenness, another cast member …