What Are You Looking At?  —  Amid a perpetual storm of attention, Katie Holmes stays almost preternaturally calm.  —  Katie Holmes has not lived the typical Hollywood story.  She's a Catholic schoolgirl from Toledo, Ohio, who went to L.A. for the first time when she was 16 …

Lindsay Lohan — Early Release  —  Turns out Lindsay Lohan will indeed be getting out of the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital ... as early as this week, according to sources familiar with the situation.  —  Our sources say Lindsay's doctors have not written their final report …

Jesse James and Kat Von D Get Cozy in Las Vegas  —  Is Jesse James ready to move on?  —  The motorcycle mogul, whose divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized in June, was spotted having dinner with fellow tattoo enthusiast and LA Ink star Kat Von D in Las Vegas Saturday night.

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Arrested for Not Paying Parking Tickets  —  Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro, of Jersey Shore  —  Gym.  Tickets.  Laundry?  —  Two weeks after Jersey Shore's Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was arrested for alleged public drunkenness, another cast member …

EXCLUSIVE: Key Witness In Mel Gibson Assault Case Dies  —  Mel Gibson has been spared the eyewitness testimony of the babysitter who saw his rage first-hand — the same woman who the bigoted actor labeled a “wetback” — because she has passed away, RadarOnline.com has learned.

EXCLUSIVE: Snooki's New Boyfriend Revealed; He Turned ‘Guido’ For Pint-Sized Star  —  Snooki's got a new man — and only RadarOnline.com has the exclusive details of who he is and their hot hook-up.  —  EXCLUSIVE: Snooki's New Boyfriend Revealed; Turned ‘Guido’ For Pint-Sized Star

Steven Slater Gets Reality TV Show Offer  —  TMZ has learned JetBlue's most famous beverage slinger Steven Slater has a reality show offer on the table ... and the hook — helping people quit their jobs.  —  According to well-placed industry sources ... Stone Entertainment …

EXCLUSIVE: Rose Byrne up for ‘X-Men’ role  —  She'd play love interest to James McAvoy character  —  “Damages” star Rose Byrne is in negotiations to join the cast of Fox's “X-Men First Class,” being directed by Matthew Vaughn.  —  Fox is gearing up for a London shoot at the end of this month …

Julia Roberts Could Learn a Lot From Kim Kardashian  —  With Sly Stallone crushing Julia Roberts in this weekend's box office, Hollywood is asking what the heck happened to America's favorite pretty woman?  Experts tell me that surprisingly (okay, more like shockingly) …

Justin Bieber Tweets Enemy's Phone Number to 4.5 million Followers  —  Saturday night, a tweet appeared then quickly vanished on teen heartthrob Justin Bieber's verified Twitter account: “everyone call me 248-XXX-XXXX :) or text”.  The number belonged to a teen in Detroit, and Justin apparently tweeted it out of revenge.

What Are You Looking At?  —  She's often with you on set, right?  —  Her first set was Lions for Lambs, when she was 9 months old, and now she's 4 and she's so creative and she's so bright and so special.  Whatever she wants to do, I know she's going to be amazing at it.

Fantasia's Married BF — Time to Pack Up  —  Antwaun Cook — the married man who was (and still might be) dating Fantasia Barrino — collected a bunch of his belongings from his family home in North Carolina ... and got the hell out.  —  According to reports, 26-year-old Cook has moved into a nearby apartment.

Tyra Banks Apologizes For Controversial America's Next Top Model Promo  —  America's Next Top Model photo courtesy of CW The promo for the next season of America's Next Top Model, featuring contestant Ann Markley with the “smallest waist in the world,” has been accused of promoting an unhealthy body image for young women.

Wrestler Witness: Tila Used Security as Human Shield  —  A wrestler who was performing at the Gathering of Juggalos tells TMZ ... TIla Tequila literally had to stand behind a wall of security guards while on stage — and not even flashing her breasts could stop the onslaught.

Priest Gives Ailing Zsa Zsa Gabor Her Last Rites  —  Zsa Zsa Gabor's health has taken a sharp turn for the worse following emergency surgery over the weekend and has received her last rites from a priest.  —  The famed socialite's publicist, John Blanchette, told reporters on Sunday that Gabor …