Exclusive: Bristol Palin Is Coming to Dancing With the Stars  —  It's the Dancing With the Stars casting that no one saw coming!  —  We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources.

Will Forte Is Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’  —  It looks like MacGruber has accidentally detonated his last explosive device for now.  Will Forte, the longtime “Saturday Night Live” cast member who portrayed that incompetent adventurer, among a wealth of other eccentric characters …

EXCLUSIVE DETAILS: Glee's Naya Rivera Threw Dog Food And Eggs At Co-Star's Car Before Keying It  —  It's almost like Glee star Naya Rivera took Carrie Underwood's song Before He Cheats too literally when she took not a Louisville slugger to her ex's car, but keyed the luxury vehicle.

Mariah Carey Speaks Out on Pregnancy  —  Is she, or isn't she?  —  Mariah Carey — rumored to be expecting her first child with husband Nick Cannon — won't say yet.  —  “I appreciate everyone's well wishes.  But I am very superstitious,” she wrote on her website Wednesday.

Blue Power Ranger David Yost: I'm Gay  —  David Yost, who played the Blue Ranger on the hugely successful kids series Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, recently admitted that he was discriminated against over his sexuality.  —  The actor, now 41, says he quit the show because he was harassed.

EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Picks Jeremy Renner To Co-Star With Tom Cruise In ‘Mission: Impossible 4’  —  BREAKING: Paramount Pictures has chosen Jeremy Renner to infuse new blood in its Mission: Impossible franchise.  Renner, the Oscar-nominated star of The Hurt Locker, will star alongside Tom Cruise …

FIRST PHOTO: Lindsay Lohan Steps Out After Leaving Rehab  —  Less than 24 hours since she was released from rehab, Lindsay Lohan emerged Wednesday in a Beverly Hills parking garage with a drink - an energy drink - in her hand.  —  The actress, 24, clad in an all black ensemble …

Spencer to Heidi — We Need Couples Counseling!  —  TMZ has learned ... Spencer Pratt still believes there's a chance to save his marriage to Heidi Montag as long as they get some “relationship counseling” — and sources close to the couple tell us Heidi is totally on board.

WHAT CONAN O'BRIEN CAN AND CAN'T SAY AT THE EMMYS  —  EXCLUSIVE: Memo to Conan O'Brien: Watch your mouth at the Emmys.  —  If O'Brien wins Sunday in the outstanding variety, music or comedy series category for his aborted “Tonight Show” — a distinct possibility, given the strong Hollywood …

This week's cover: The ultimate Sexy Beast is...  When EW.com launched its ultimate Sexy Beast tournament on July 19, we were simply looking to have a little summertime fun: Take 64 of the hottest vampires, werewolves, aliens, mutants, monsters, and machines ever to grace the pop-culture landscape …

Jim Carrey Film ‘I Love You Phillip Morris’ Finds Buyer And Gets December 3 Release  —  EXCLUSIVE: Roadside Attractions and Liddell Entertainment have acquired U.S. and Canadian rights to I Love You Phillip Morris.  Written and directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, the fact based film stars Jim Carrey …

How A Kid-Lit Favorite Is Really About Trash Television  —  Katniss Everdeen is not here to make friends — she's here to win.  In fact, her livelihood depends on it.  —  Katniss is the reluctant heroine of Suzanne Collins' increasingly beloved Hunger Games trilogy, a young-adult book series …

Gary Busey to the Rescue in Highway Crash  —  Gary Busey is being hailed a highway hero — after the actor witnessed a collision in Malibu earlier this week ... and rushed to the scene to help out a 21-year-old man who was injured in the wreck.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us Gary called 911 …

‘Cake Boss’ Co-Star Arrested for Sexual Assault  —  ‘Cake Boss’ co-star Remy Gonzalez — brother-in-law of bakery owner Buddy Valastro — was arrested in New Jersey on charges of sexual assault, TMZ reports.  —  Gonzalez has been in the Morris County Jail since his Aug. 18 arrest.

Drew Barrymore: People should shut up about my wild past, I'm proud of it  —  Drew Barrymore won't meet my eye.  She talks in a monotone, her hands plucking nervously at the micro plaits in her hair.  She usually comes across as the sunniest person you could hope to meet.  Not today.

Warner Bros. gets a ‘Wife’  —  Steve Carell to produce, star in romantic comedy remake  —  Warner Bros. is seeking “A Boyfriend for My Wife,” setting up a remake of the 2008 Argentine romantic comedy with Steve Carell's Carousel Prods. as a starring vehicle for the actor.

Octomom: I Was Born to Dance  —  Octomom Nadya Suleman may have been a stranger to the rhythm method in the past, but now she's embracing it for a shot at “Dancing with the Stars.”  —  Octomom's legal eagle, Jeff Czech, tells TMZ, “Nadya is in top physical shape.  She has been working out for months.

So Much for Controlling the Media  —  I have some good news and some bad news.  —  The good news is that Heebmagazine.com will continue to provide trenchant analysis of world events, cultural critique of all that is Jewish and Goyish and countless photos of scantily-clad Israeli models under …

J. Lo's a Country Club Diva  —  Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony turning into boring suburbanites?  The superstar duo recently moved into a huge new house in Hidden Hills, Calif., and according to a friend, the couple also interviewed to become members at the local Sherwood Country Club …

Facinelli ‘proud to be named worst vampire’  —  Peter Facinelli has declared that he is proud that a Rolling Stone writer called him the Twilight series' “worst vampire”.  —  The Insider reports that film critic Peter Travers criticised Facinelli's character Carlisle Cullen by asserting that he was …

Traci Johnson defends life with Tiki Barber  —  Tiki Barber's girlfriend, Traci Johnson, insists she and the ex-Giant didn't get together until he'd split with his wife of 11 years, Ginny, who was then pregnant with twins.  She writes on crushable.com: “I knew that Tiki didn't leave Ginny when she was eight months pregnant for me.

Tiger Woods's Golf Game Shines after Divorce  —  Coincidence?  —  After struggling for months, Tiger Woods jumped out to an impressive start Thursday in his first golf tournament since finalizing his divorce from Elin Nordegren.  —  At The Barclays in New Jersey, Woods made a staggering seven birdies …

Paris Hilton Suspect Charged — Felony Burglary  —  The man who allegedly tried to break into Paris Hilton's home this week was just charged with one felony count of attempted residential burglary with a person present ... this according to the L.A. County District Attorney.

Larry King, Ryan Seacrest — Radio Silence  —  Larry King and Ryan Seacrest have been secretly plotting to relaunch Larry's radio career ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... Ryan is talking to Larry about producing/distributing a new Larry King syndicated radio show, as part of a mega-media deal Seacrest is creating.

ROLL CALL: Sherri Shepherd After Seeing Matt Damon: ‘I Just Got Pregnant!’  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans  —  “OMG!!  I'm on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me!  I went over & said hi - think I just got pregnant!