Huffington Post FULL OF S**T?  (Yes!)  —  Ahh, Huffington Post, the internet Death Star.  The world's first spectator banking website.  Come watch a site's intelligence move in and out like bellows of accordion depending on whether or not there's ad dollars to be sucked out of any willing orifice.

Exclusive: Bristol Palin Is Coming to Dancing With the Stars  —  It's the Dancing With the Stars casting that no one saw coming!  —  We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources.

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay's Assistant Picks Up Meds Less Than 48 Hours After Lohan Leaves Rehab!  —  I know Lindsay Lohan has already paid her debt to society after going to jail (followed by some time in rehab at UCLA), but it's been less than two days and the 24-year-old is back behind …

Will Forte Is Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’  —  It looks like MacGruber has accidentally detonated his last explosive device for now.  Will Forte, the longtime “Saturday Night Live” cast member who portrayed that incompetent adventurer, among a wealth of other eccentric characters …

Spencer to Heidi — We Need Couples Counseling!  —  TMZ has learned ... Spencer Pratt still believes there's a chance to save his marriage to Heidi Montag as long as they get some “relationship counseling” — and sources close to the couple tell us Heidi is totally on board.

Blue Power Ranger David Yost: I'm Gay  —  David Yost, who played the Blue Ranger on the hugely successful kids series Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, recently admitted that he was discriminated against over his sexuality.  —  The actor, now 41, says he quit the show because he was harassed.

Mariah Carey Speaks Out on Pregnancy  —  Is she, or isn't she?  —  Mariah Carey — rumored to be expecting her first child with husband Nick Cannon — won't say yet.  —  “I appreciate everyone's well wishes.  But I am very superstitious,” she wrote on her website Wednesday.

Third terror suspect was ‘Canadian Idol’ contestant … OTTAWA— Two people were arrested Wednesday afternoon and a third terrorism suspect- one who moonwalked across a Montreal stage during an audition for Canadian Idol - was detained early Thursday, the Star has learned.

Miley & Liam Split!  Plus: His Flirty Night with An Older Woman  —  Earlier today Liam Hemsworth confirmed that he ended his relationship with Miley Cyrus — and Star can report that the Aussie hunk is already moving on!  —  As we report in our Sept. 6 issue, on sale today, Liam, 20 …

EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Picks 'Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner To Co-Star With Tom Cruise In ‘Mission: Impossible 4’  —  BREAKING: So Paramount Pictures won't be screen-testing any young actors to star opposite Tom Cruise after all.  I've learned that the studio has just chosen Jeremy Renner to infuse …

Remy Gonzalez, ‘Cake Boss’ brother-in-law, is charged with sexually assaulting teen in N.J.  —  The brother-in-law of “Cake Boss” Buddy Valastro, and a main character in the TLC show based on Carlos Bakery in Hoboken, has been arrested on charges he sexually assaulted a teenager in Morris County, authorities said.

WHAT CONAN O'BRIEN CAN AND CAN'T SAY AT THE EMMYS  —  EXCLUSIVE: Memo to Conan O'Brien: Watch your mouth at the Emmys.  —  If O'Brien wins Sunday in the outstanding variety, music or comedy series category for his aborted “Tonight Show” — a distinct possibility, given the strong Hollywood …

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore's Snooki: 25 Things You Don't Know About Me!  —  Snooki, 22, (who is seen on Jersey Shore on MTV Thursdays at 10 P.M.) shares the 25 things you don't know about her in the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  1. I was treasurer of my class.  —  2. I loved acting in plays in my English class.

Albert Brooks Plays Badass Role In ‘Drive’  —  This is a seminal year for Albert Brooks.  After completing an ambitious science fiction novel 2030: The Real Story of What Happens To America and setting it to be published next May by St. Martin's Press, Brooks has signed on for his first screen turn as a truly dangerous badass.

Octomom: I Was Born to Dance  —  Octomom Nadya Suleman may have been a stranger to the rhythm method in the past, but now she's embracing it for a shot at “Dancing with the Stars.”  —  Octomom's legal eagle, Jeff Czech, tells TMZ, “Nadya is in top physical shape.  She has been working out for months.

Jim Carrey Film ‘I Love You Phillip Morris’ Finds Buyer And Gets December 3 Release  —  EXCLUSIVE: Roadside Attractions and Liddell Entertainment have acquired U.S. and Canadian rights to I Love You Phillip Morris.  Written and directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, the fact based film stars Jim Carrey …

Tori Spelling Has Never Looked So Good  —  One of my favorite things on the Internet is the epic feud that happened between FilmDrunk and the simple-minded owners of a Neverending Story-themed van.  It's the first thing I thought of when I saw this “Beverly Hills, 90210″-themed trailer that's supposedly in Prague.

Hot New Couple?  Glee's Dianna Agron & Alex Pettyfer  —  When it comes to dating rumors surrounding the Glee cast, it seems like the show's stars are only associated with each other.  But in the case of Dianna Agron, it looks like she's found a match in a costar from a different project.

EXCLUSIVE DETAILS: Glee's Naya Rivera Threw Dog Food And Eggs At Co-Star's Car Before Keying It  —  It's almost like Glee star Naya Rivera took Carrie Underwood's song Before He Cheats too literally when she took not a Louisville slugger to her ex's car, but keyed the luxury vehicle.

Steven Spielberg Gives Star Writer Alex Kurtzman His First Directing Gig  —  Boy, when Steven Spielberg says he likes you, he really puts his money where his mouth is.  Just three days after hearing that DreamWorks TV would be teaming with screenwriters-of-the-moment Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci …

Facinelli ‘proud to be named worst vampire’  —  Peter Facinelli has declared that he is proud that a Rolling Stone writer called him the Twilight series' “worst vampire”.  —  The Insider reports that film critic Peter Travers criticised Facinelli's character Carlisle Cullen by asserting that he was …