Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control  —  “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking …

Sam Ronson's Dog Cadillac Hits the Road  —  Samantha Ronson's bulldog Cadillac has beat a hasty retreat from L.A. after a fatal run-in with a neighbor dog ... sources tell TMZ — and we found out Cadillac has a biting record.  —  We've learned Sam sent her beloved bulldog packing …

EXCLUSIVE: Plea Deal For Paris Hilton Unlikely, Prison Sentence Looms  —  Paris Hilton is about to discover what O.J. Simpson already knows: when it comes to justice, Las Vegas can be a lot tougher than Los Angeles.  —  District Attorney David Roger is highly unlikely to offer Paris …

Chad Lowe & Kim Painter Are Now Man & Wife  —  It was a pretty little wedding for Pretty Little Liars actor Chad Lowe and his longtime girlfriend.  —  Lowe, 42, and film producer Kim Painter, were married Saturday in front of family and a small group of friends in an oceanside ceremony at Terranea Resort in Los Angeles.

Slash Files for Divorce — And It's Bad  —  Slash has filed for divorce, TMZ has learned, and it's gonna get ugly.  —  According to legal docs just filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Slash — real name Saul Hudson — cites irreconcilable differences.  Slash and wife Perla Ferrar have two boys, age 6 and 8.

Did Elin's Surprise Tell-All Outsell Angelina's Twins?  —  Elin Nordegren's surprising tell-all on the cover of last week's PEOPLE magazine had everyone in a tizzy, and not just because she opened up about her philandering ex, Tiger Woods.  The magazine was so confident it would be a huge seller …

Sandra Bullock: 'Louis's Got the Stage'  —  Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy  —  Sandra Bullock may have clout in Hollywood, but there's no doubt who rules the roost at home.  —  “Louis's got the stage,” the Oscar winner, 46, said of her 7-month-old adopted son Tuesday on NBC's Today show.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Snooki's New Boyfriend Frequented ‘Swingers’ Parties  —  Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi's new boyfriend Jeff Miranda may have publicly confessing his ‘true love’ for the pint-sized reality star with a magazine cover proposal, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the former Iraq veteran likes to share the love.

Edyta — ‘Dancing’ Stomped on My Career Plans  —  Hot-bodied professional dancer Edyta Sliwinska claims she's officially done with “Dancing with the Stars” — telling TMZ she quit over a major disagreement with the show's producers.  —  Edyta — who danced with the show since its first season in 2005 …

EXCLUSIVE: Kat Von D Spends Romantic Weekend In Texas With New Boyfriend Jesse James  —  The romance between Jesse James and tattoo artist Kat Von D is heating up.  —  The couple has tried to lay low with their relationship, but RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that Kat flew to Austin …

Jonathan Liebesman signs on for ‘Clash of the Titans 2’ (exclusive)  —  Jonathan Liebesman has signed a deal to direct a sequel to “Clash of the Titans” for Warner Bros. and Legendary.  —  Liebesman had been in contention to nab the directing gig since early June, with negotiations stretching through the summer.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Snaps Up Bachelor Pad in NYC  —  He wants to be a part of it: New York, New York.  —  Brand-new bachelor Tiger Woods moved into a new apartment in downtown Manhattan over the weekend, a source tells UsMagazine.com.  —  A witness saw Woods, 34, “introducing himself as the new neighbor,” the source adds.

GaGa Debuts New Song!!!!!!!!  —  This is big news!!!!!!  —  The Lady performed a brand new song at her concert in St. Paul, Minnesota on Monday night!!!!!!!!  —  Oh.  Em.  Gee!!!!!!!!!!  —  The song is an exquisite ballad called Living On The Radio.  —  We LOVE us some GaGa ballads!!!!

‘Final Destination 5’ adds four to cast  —  New Line is putting together its crop of victims for “Final Destination 5” (aka “5nal Destination"), being directed by Steven Quale.  —  David Koechner, left, Nicholas D'Agosto, P.J. Byrne and Ellen Wroe are joining the already-cast Miles Fisher …

‘Dancing With The Stars’ cast announced  —  ABC has revealed the cast of the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.  —  In a special airing during an ad break on Bachelor Pad, Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke announced the celebrities joining the competition and spoke to them briefly about their hopes for the experience.

A Fine Madness: The Latest Issue of Rolling Stone  —  How a band of Hollywood rejects created the smartest and most seductive show on TV … Photos: See the Sexy Stars of TV on the cover of Rolling Stone.