A Fine Madness: The Latest Issue of Rolling Stone  —  How a band of Hollywood rejects created the smartest and most seductive show on TV … Photos: See the Sexy Stars of TV on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control  —  “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking …

Sam Ronson's Dog Cadillac Hits the Road  —  Samantha Ronson's bulldog Cadillac has beat a hasty retreat from L.A. after a fatal run-in with a neighbor dog ... sources tell TMZ — and we found out Cadillac has a biting record.  —  We've learned Sam sent her beloved bulldog packing …

EXCLUSIVE: Bethenny Frankel Tells Us: I Quit The Real Housewives of New York!  —  After three seasons, Bethenny Frankel exclusively tells Us Weekly she is leaving the hit Bravo show.  —  “Last season was scary and painful,” she tells Us about why she's rejected Bravo's offers to return for season 4 …

Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed Back to Hospital  —  TMZ has learned ... Zsa Zsa Gabor is being rushed back to UCLA Medical Center.  —  Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, tells TMZ, “I just called an ambulance.  She has to go back to UCLA.”  —  The Prince says the 93-year-old Zsa Zsa was unresponsive and clearly in distress.

IUC World Exclusive: Longtime Pal of Paris Hilton Claims Heiress Went to Bathroom To Hide Illegal Cargo In Her Vagina  —  A longtime pal of drug felony charged PH accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash.  “That's why the first thing she asked the cops …

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Snooki's New Boyfriend Frequented ‘Swingers’ Parties  —  Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi's new boyfriend Jeff Miranda may have publicly confessing his ‘true love’ for the pint-sized reality star with a magazine cover proposal, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the former Iraq veteran likes to share the love.

Chad Lowe & Kim Painter Are Now Man & Wife  —  It was a pretty little wedding for Pretty Little Liars actor Chad Lowe and his longtime girlfriend.  —  Lowe, 42, and film producer Kim Painter, were married Saturday in front of family and a small group of friends in an oceanside ceremony at Terranea Resort in Los Angeles.

Sandra Bullock: 'Louis's Got the Stage'  —  Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy  —  Sandra Bullock may have clout in Hollywood, but there's no doubt who rules the roost at home.  —  “Louis's got the stage,” the Oscar winner, 46, said of her 7-month-old adopted son Tuesday on NBC's Today show.

Did Elin's Surprise Tell-All Outsell Angelina's Twins?  —  Elin Nordegren's surprising tell-all on the cover of last week's PEOPLE magazine had everyone in a tizzy, and not just because she opened up about her philandering ex, Tiger Woods.  The magazine was so confident it would be a huge seller …

Hollywood's Best Actors For The Buck  —  In these frugal times, which actors earn studios the most for their money?  —  LOS ANGELES — Earning $20 million upfront for a movie is so 2007.  These days studios are squeezing every cent they can out of actors, and that means many stars only earn …

Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero  —  Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America's love of blaming brown people for s**t during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center …

Bristol Palin's Biggest DWTS Fear?  “Moving My Hips!”  —  Why did Bristol Palin decide to sign on for next season's Dancing With the Stars?  —  “I just wanted to do it because it's so fun,” she told UsMagazine.com at a DWTS press conference Monday night.  “It's positive and it's a good competition.

JIM CARREY DISTRAUGHT OVER JENNY'S NEW MAN  —  JIM CARREY, long prone to bouts of depression, has come down with a major case of the blues after his ex-girlfriend JENNY MCCARTHY found love again and moved in with a super-buff former fitness model.  —  Now pals fear the funnyman's downward spiral …

Troy Polamalu's hair insured for $1 million  —  Troy Polamalu's hair is more than just a soft, silky handle by which to bring him down (and help him up) on a football field (attention: Larry Johnson).  It's real and it's spectacular.  —  It's also now a magnificent, million-dollar mane.

Where hath Anne Hathaway's hair gone?  —  The actress surfaced in Paris over the weekend with her wavy brown locks shorn to a cropped, boyish new 'do.  —  Why the dramatic new pixie?  Hathaway, 27, debuted the shorter style for her role in the currently-shooting flick One Day.