Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control  —  “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking …

A Fine Madness: The Latest Issue of Rolling Stone  —  How a band of Hollywood rejects created the smartest and most seductive show on TV … Photos: See the Sexy Stars of TV on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Sam Ronson's Dog Cadillac Hits the Road  —  Samantha Ronson's bulldog Cadillac has beat a hasty retreat from L.A. after a fatal run-in with a neighbor dog ... sources tell TMZ — and we found out Cadillac has a biting record.  —  We've learned Sam sent her beloved bulldog packing …

Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed Back to Hospital  —  TMZ has learned ... Zsa Zsa Gabor is being rushed back to UCLA Medical Center.  —  Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, tells TMZ, “I just called an ambulance.  She has to go back to UCLA.”  —  The Prince says the 93-year-old Zsa Zsa was unresponsive and clearly in distress.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Snooki's New Boyfriend Frequented ‘Swingers’ Parties  —  Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi's new boyfriend Jeff Miranda may have publicly confessing his ‘true love’ for the pint-sized reality star with a magazine cover proposal, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the former Iraq veteran likes to share the love.

Chad Lowe & Kim Painter Are Now Man & Wife  —  It was a pretty little wedding for Pretty Little Liars actor Chad Lowe and his longtime girlfriend.  —  Lowe, 42, and film producer Kim Painter, were married Saturday in front of family and a small group of friends in an oceanside ceremony at Terranea Resort in Los Angeles.

Bristol Palin's Biggest DWTS Fear?  “Moving My Hips!”  —  Why did Bristol Palin decide to sign on for next season's Dancing With the Stars?  —  “I just wanted to do it because it's so fun,” she told UsMagazine.com at a DWTS press conference Monday night.  “It's positive and it's a good competition.

Did Elin's Surprise Tell-All Outsell Angelina's Twins?  —  Elin Nordegren's surprising tell-all on the cover of last week's PEOPLE magazine had everyone in a tizzy, and not just because she opened up about her philandering ex, Tiger Woods.  The magazine was so confident it would be a huge seller …

Hollywood's Best Actors For The Buck  —  In these frugal times, which actors earn studios the most for their money?  —  LOS ANGELES — Earning $20 million upfront for a movie is so 2007.  These days studios are squeezing every cent they can out of actors, and that means many stars only earn …

EXCLUSIVE: Bethenny Frankel: I Quit The Real Housewives of New York!  —  After three seasons, Bethenny Frankel exclusively tells Us Weekly she is leaving the hit Bravo show.  —  “Last season was scary and painful,” she tells Us about why she's rejected Bravo's offers to return for season 4 …

Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero  —  Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America's love of blaming brown people for s**t during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center …

IUC World Exclusive: Longtime Pal of Paris Hilton Claims Heiress Went to Bathroom To Hide Illegal Cargo In Her Vagina  —  A longtime pal of drug felony charged PH accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash.  “That's why the first thing she asked the cops …

JIM CARREY DISTRAUGHT OVER JENNY'S NEW MAN  —  JIM CARREY, long prone to bouts of depression, has come down with a major case of the blues after his ex-girlfriend JENNY MCCARTHY found love again and moved in with a super-buff former fitness model.  —  Now pals fear the funnyman's downward spiral …

Troy Polamalu's hair insured for $1 million  —  Troy Polamalu's hair is more than just a soft, silky handle by which to bring him down (and help him up) on a football field (attention: Larry Johnson).  It's real and it's spectacular.  —  It's also now a magnificent, million-dollar mane.

Where hath Anne Hathaway's hair gone?  —  The actress surfaced in Paris over the weekend with her wavy brown locks shorn to a cropped, boyish new 'do.  —  Why the dramatic new pixie?  Hathaway, 27, debuted the shorter style for her role in the currently-shooting flick One Day.

LeBron James Scoffs at Paternity Lawsuit  —  LeBron James wants a court to be as dismissive as he is over a lawsuit filed by a man who claims to be his father.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Leicester Bryce Stovell filed a $4 million lawsuit against LeBron and Gloria James, the NBA star's mom, claiming fraud and defamation.

Is Johnny Depp Photoshopped in ‘The Tourist’ promotional images?  —  This is the second promotional image from The Tourist, courtesy of an MTV Exclusive.  The Tourist recently got its release date pushed up to December 10, which means that in no time whatsoever, we're going to be getting …

GaGa Debuts New Song!!!!!!!!  —  This is big news!!!!!!  —  The Lady performed a brand new song at her concert in St. Paul, Minnesota on Monday night!!!!!!!!  —  Oh.  Em.  Gee!!!!!!!!!!  —  The song is an exquisite ballad called Living On The Radio.  —  We LOVE us some GaGa ballads!!!!

John Cusack Calls for ‘Satanic Death’ of Fox News, GOP Leaders  —  During the 2008 election, Cusack spoke out against John McCain for MoveOn.org.  —  Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.