A Fine Madness: The Latest Issue of Rolling Stone  —  How a band of Hollywood rejects created the smartest and most seductive show on TV … Photos: See the Sexy Stars of TV on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control  —  “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking …

EXCLUSIVE: Bethenny Frankel Tells Us: I Quit The Real Housewives of New York!  —  After three seasons, Bethenny Frankel exclusively tells Us Weekly she is leaving the hit Bravo show.  —  “Last season was scary and painful,” she tells Us about why she's rejected Bravo's offers to return for season 4 …

IUC World Exclusive: Longtime Pal of Paris Hilton Claims Heiress Went to Bathroom To Hide Illegal Cargo In Her Vagina  —  A longtime pal of drug felony charged PH accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash.  “That's why the first thing she asked the cops …

Sam Ronson's Dog Cadillac Hits the Road  —  Samantha Ronson's bulldog Cadillac has beat a hasty retreat from L.A. after a fatal run-in with a neighbor dog ... sources tell TMZ — and we found out Cadillac has a biting record.  —  We've learned Sam sent her beloved bulldog packing …

Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed Back to Hospital  —  TMZ has learned ... Zsa Zsa Gabor is being rushed back to UCLA Medical Center.  —  Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, tells TMZ, “I just called an ambulance.  She has to go back to UCLA.”  —  The Prince says the 93-year-old Zsa Zsa was unresponsive and clearly in distress.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Snooki's New Boyfriend Frequented ‘Swingers’ Parties  —  Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi's new boyfriend Jeff Miranda may have publicly confessing his ‘true love’ for the pint-sized reality star with a magazine cover proposal, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the former Iraq veteran likes to share the love.

Sandra Bullock: 'Louis's Got the Stage'  —  Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy  —  Sandra Bullock may have clout in Hollywood, but there's no doubt who rules the roost at home.  —  “Louis's got the stage,” the Oscar winner, 46, said of her 7-month-old adopted son Tuesday on NBC's Today show.

Did Elin's Surprise Tell-All Outsell Angelina's Twins?  —  Elin Nordegren's surprising tell-all on the cover of last week's PEOPLE magazine had everyone in a tizzy, and not just because she opened up about her philandering ex, Tiger Woods.  The magazine was so confident it would be a huge seller …

Bristol Palin's Biggest DWTS Fear?  “Moving My Hips!”  —  Why did Bristol Palin decide to sign on for next season's Dancing With the Stars?  —  “I just wanted to do it because it's so fun,” she told UsMagazine.com at a DWTS press conference Monday night.  “It's positive and it's a good competition.

Hollywood's Best Actors For The Buck  —  In these frugal times, which actors earn studios the most for their money?  —  LOS ANGELES — Earning $20 million upfront for a movie is so 2007.  These days studios are squeezing every cent they can out of actors, and that means many stars only earn …

Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero  —  Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America's love of blaming brown people for s**t during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center …

The Scoop On The Secret Housewives Lovechild  —  Within the first 10 minutes of last night's reunion, Teresa flew off the couch in a rage, screaming in Danielle's face over the mysterious mention of a “nephew.”  Was Danielle implying that Juicy Joe has a love child?

Chad Lowe & Kim Painter Are Now Man & Wife  —  It was a pretty little wedding for Pretty Little Liars actor Chad Lowe and his longtime girlfriend.  —  Lowe, 42, and film producer Kim Painter, were married Saturday in front of family and a small group of friends in an oceanside ceremony at Terranea Resort in Los Angeles.

JIM CARREY DISTRAUGHT OVER JENNY'S NEW MAN  —  JIM CARREY, long prone to bouts of depression, has come down with a major case of the blues after his ex-girlfriend JENNY MCCARTHY found love again and moved in with a super-buff former fitness model.  —  Now pals fear the funnyman's downward spiral …

PSR 8/31/10: Sandra's Baby Talk, Lindsay Denies Drug Abuse, & David Makes Jessica Squirm  —  Sandra Bullock chats about baby Louis in her first postdivorce TV interview, Lindsay Lohan says she has never been addicted to prescription drugs, and David Letterman puts Jessica Alba in an uncomfortable position over her Machete costar.

Troy Polamalu's hair insured for $1 million  —  Troy Polamalu's hair is more than just a soft, silky handle by which to bring him down (and help him up) on a football field (attention: Larry Johnson).  It's real and it's spectacular.  —  It's also now a magnificent, million-dollar mane.

Jennifer Aniston's “friend”: John Mayer is a basket case, a closet case & a dud in bed  —  These are some scans from Jennifer Aniston's “homage” to Barbra Streisand in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar.  I just thought we should use them because I don't think we have before.