Lindsay Lohan on Her Trial, Her Career, and the Reasons She Lost Control  —  “If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking …

Paris Hilton Charged With Drug Felony  —  Paris Hilton will be charged with possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine — this according to documents obtained by TMZ ... and it's a felony.  —  We're told the D.A. filed the case today.  You can read the criminal complaint and the police report in this post.

Sam Ronson Named in Deadly Dog-Eat-Dog Attack  —  TMZ has learned ... Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson has been named in a brutal dog attack that occurred near her L.A. apartment ... an attack that left one animal dead.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ someone called 911 around 11:10 AM …

Slash Files for Divorce — And It's Bad  —  Slash has filed for divorce, TMZ has learned, and it's gonna get ugly.  —  According to legal docs just filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Slash — real name Saul Hudson — cites irreconcilable differences.  Slash and wife Perla Ferrar have two boys, age 6 and 8.

Jesse James & Kat Von D — It's On!  —  The Kat is out of the bag ... Jesse James and Kat Von D are together.  —  After being photographed on a dinner date in Vegas earlier this month, the tatted up couple were spotted walking hand-in-hand in Texas this weekend.  —  Love inks.  —  See also

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Snaps Up Bachelor Pad in NYC  —  He wants to be a part of it: New York, New York.  —  Brand-new bachelor Tiger Woods moved into a new apartment in downtown Manhattan over the weekend, a source tells UsMagazine.com.  —  A witness saw Woods, 34, “introducing himself as the new neighbor,” the source adds.

Edyta — ‘Dancing’ Stomped on My Career Plans  —  Hot-bodied professional dancer Edyta Sliwinska claims she's officially done with “Dancing with the Stars” — telling TMZ she quit over a major disagreement with the show's producers.  —  Edyta — who danced with the show since its first season in 2005 …

Did Elin's Surprise Tell-All Outsell Angelina's Twins?  —  Elin Nordegren's surprising tell-all on the cover of last week's PEOPLE magazine had everyone in a tizzy, and not just because she opened up about her philandering ex, Tiger Woods.  The magazine was so confident it would be a huge seller …

Jonathan Liebesman signs on for ‘Clash of the Titans 2’ (exclusive)  —  Jonathan Liebesman has signed a deal to direct a sequel to “Clash of the Titans” for Warner Bros. and Legendary.  —  Liebesman had been in contention to nab the directing gig since early June, with negotiations stretching through the summer.

Chad Lowe & Kim Painter Are Now Man & Wife  —  It was a pretty little wedding for Pretty Little Liars actor Chad Lowe and his longtime girlfriend.  —  Lowe, 42, and film producer Kim Painter, were married Saturday in front of family and a small group of friends in an oceanside ceremony at Terranea Resort in Los Angeles.

‘Dancing With The Stars’ cast announced  —  ABC has revealed the cast of the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.  —  In a special airing during an ad break on Bachelor Pad, Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke announced the celebrities joining the competition and spoke to them briefly about their hopes for the experience.

GaGa Debuts New Song!!!!!!!!  —  This is big news!!!!!!  —  The Lady performed a brand new song at her concert in St. Paul, Minnesota on Monday night!!!!!!!!  —  Oh.  Em.  Gee!!!!!!!!!!  —  The song is an exquisite ballad called Living On The Radio.  —  We LOVE us some GaGa ballads!!!!

‘Bachelor Pad’: Episode 4 recap  —  Everybody gathers together following Gia's exit and Natalie tells Dave that he shouldn't feel bad and that they are all comfortable with his decision.  However, Wes disagrees and suggests the group stop “bending over and blowing smoke up each others' asses”.

Sofia Vergara ‘Not Afraid’ Of Naked Emmy Pledge  —  Emmys,Modern Family,Sofia Vergara,TV,Awards Season  —  If you blinked, you might have missed it.  —  Following “Modern Family's” Outstanding Comedy Emmy win at Sunday night's Emmy Awards, Sofia Vegara claimed to Access Hollywood's Billy Bush …

Emaciated Model Alert: Bar Rafaeli Tweets Warning About Scary Skinny Teen Models!  —  Hey BFFs — New York Fashion Week — the site previous years of outrage over skeletal models on the runways — is just around the corner.  —  Is that why Leo DiCaprio's on-again girlfriend Bar Rafaeli …

Photo: It's a Short, New Hairdo for Anne Hathaway  —  Anne Hathaway has lopped off her lengthy locks for a shorter, cropped 'do — all in the name of a new role, of course.  —  The 27-year-old starlet was spotted on a movie set in Paris with a boyish haircut swept off to the side.