White House Crasher Goes Naked for Playboy  —  Michaele Salahi is about to crash another party — the one in your pants — because TMZ has learned the “Real Housewives of D.C.” star is taking it all off for Playboy magazine.  —  And not just artsy “top half” naked — we're talking full-frontal, birthday suit naked.

Laurence Fishburne - Fishburne Rules Out Reunion With Dad  —  Caption: Laurence Fishburne (Picture) and his family visit Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch to select a pumpkin for Halloween Los Angeles, California ....  Fishburne Rules Out Reunion With Dad  —  LAURENCE FISHBURNE's daughter MONTANA …

Jennifer Aniston Cozies Up to Former Fling  —  Jennifer Aniston is not one to be photographed with Lindsay Lohan's leftovers and let the story sit around too long.  —  After dining with LiLo ex Harry Morton Wednesday at The Sunset Tower Hotel, Jen was papped last night having a romantic dinner date …

EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Lautner Wins $40,000 Settlement  —  Taylor Lautner would be $40,000 richer today — if he weren't donating the money to charity.  —  The Twilight actor, 18, reached a settlement with McMahon's RV Friday after the California-based company failed to deliver a trailer to the set of Abduction by June 21.

T.I. and Tiny — His and Hers Mug Shots  —  TMZ has obtained the mug shots taken by T.I. and his wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle — right after they were arrested on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood late Wednesday night.  —  As we first reported, the newlyweds were arrested around 10:18 PM after cops …

Kara DioGuardi not returning to ‘American Idol’: It's (finally) official  —  Kara DioGuardi will not return for American Idol's 10th season, Fox announced in a press release this evening.  The word arrived via email at 8:11 p.m. ET on the Friday before the Labor Day weekend …

DEVIL IN A NEW DRESS  —  thanks for the track its tight.  peace  —  The Rap Thread: News, Reviews, Rants, Opinions Vol 7.  Death to Swizz Beats!!!  September 4, 2010

Did Jason Sudeikis Break Jennifer Aniston's Heart?  —  Saturday Night Live's Jason Sudeikis is finally ready to open up about why he broke Jennifer Aniston's heart — sort of.  —  In the October issue of Vanity Fair, the comedian — who first costarred with Aniston in The Bounty Hounter earlier this year …

Chris Klein Completes Four Days in Jail  —  Chris Klein has owned up to his mistakes.  —  The actor has served 96 hours behind bars on his own accord for his second drunk-driving arrest and has also completed two months in a live-in rehab facility.  —  Klein, 31, personally appeared Friday …

Lindsay Lohan Stroller Accident — No Harm, No Foul  —  An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ ... the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying.  —  The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday …

It's the Pitts: Is Hilary Duff Moving to the 'Burgh?  —  Here's hoping she assimilates better than Sienna Miller.  Which, granted, is a pretty low benchmark.  —  Hilary Duff may be bound for Pittsburgh, as her brand new hubby Mike Comrie has signed a one-year deal to play with the city's Penguins hockey team.

Khloe Kardashian has never been the kind of girl who backs down from a fight — which is why the reality star is addressing the “haters” she caught writing “hateful comments” about her online.  —  “I am a little confused as to why people who ‘hate’ me so much follow my every move and know every …

‘Hunger Games’ Director Derby Down To 3  —  EXCLUSIVE: The next big film directing job in Hollywood will be decided late next week,.  That's when Lionsgate chooses a filmmaker for The Hunger Games, the first installment of a trilogy based on the Suzanne Collins novel series that many feel could be the next Twilight.

Victoria Beckham Joins Twitter, Tweets Photo Of Her Dog With Painted Nails  —  Courtesy: Twitter Victoria Beckham has her clothing line, fragrance, executive job at Range Rover, three kids and a gorgeous husband to take care of ... but now the fashionista has found the time to join Twitter, too!

Candy Spelling: My Stalker Wants to Move In  —  Candy Spelling wants protection from a “mentally ill stalker” who allegedly believes he lives at Spelling's Holmby Hills mega-mansion ... this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.  —  Spelling filed for a restraining order …

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro says he doesn't regret hooking up with so many women behind on-and-off girlfriend Sammi Giancola's back.  —  “I regret getting caught,” he said on MTV's after-show special Thursday.  “I don't regret having a good time.  I regret getting into bed with Sammi after I got home.