EXCLUSIVE: Danielle Staub: Why I Left Real Housewives  —  As previously announced, Danielle Staub is officially gone — but not forgotten — from Real Housewives of New Jersey after two seriously drama-packed seasons.  —  The reality star, author and budding singer told UsMagazine.com …

Jailer wanted Hilton out fast  —  Celebrity's short detention kept distractions down  —  When celebrity socialite Paris Hilton was arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession on Aug. 27, the average time to process through the Clark County Detention Center for people facing that charge was about six hours.

AnnaLynne McCord — Exposed on Facebook  —  AnnaLynne McCord gave her number out to 362 people this week: 1 guy she allegedly got into a car accident with ... and 361 of his Facebook friends.  —  McCord allegedly got into the accident last Tuesday with a guy named Aaron …

Miley Cyrus Goes Clubbing With Ashley Greene  —  Party in the USA?  Hardly.  —  Miley Cyrus let loose at Parisian hotspot VIP Room with Twilight's Ashley Greene Sunday night.  With a lollipop in hand, the 17-year-old pop star (clad in a revealing lace top) danced the night away to the beats of DJ Ruckus.

James Franco Is Always Fapping  —  Wherever James Franco is right now, there's a pretty damn good chance that his chonies are around his knees, his hand is hugging his peen and he's jacking that s**t FOR HIS LIFE.  So if you've ever been lucky enough to shake hands with James Franco …

Natalie Portman offered lead in Alfonso Cuaron's ‘Gravity’ (exclusive)  —  TELLURIDE, Colo. — Natalie Portman's highly praised, tortured turn in “Black Swan” could send her career into a new galaxy.  Literally.  —  As Darren Aronofsky's psychological thriller rallied audiences at the Venice …

Listen to Rihanna's New Single “Only Girl (In The World)” [AUDIO]  —  The wait for new music from international pop star Rihanna is over!  —  We had a snippet for you before anyone else - now listen to the full length version of Rihanna's new single “Only Girl (In The World)”!!!

Sean Penn Refutes Wyclef Jean's False Accusations  —  When Wyclef Jean announced his intentions to run for the Haitian presidency, Sean Penn was “suspicious.”  —  At a concert on Friday, Wyclef slammed Sean during one of his songs, accusing him of “sniffing cocaine.”  —  The accusations are not true, according to his rep.

Katie Homes, Tom Cruise & Suri Head to Live With Regis & Kelly  —  We caught Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and little Suri making their way to ABC's studios this morning to film Live With Regis & Kelly.  Katie was holding a bag of Suri's toys (some kind of fancy building blocks?) while Suri carried a stuffed giraffe.

Cops Called on NBA Star Over Baby Dispute  —  NBA star Dwight Howard got schooled by cops after removing his child from day care ... TMZ has learned.  —  It all went down on August 26 when Howard — who is in an ongoing custody war with baby mama Royce Reed — went to pick up their 2-year-old son.

Kat Von D Kisses Jesse James Goodbye ...  Kat Von D drops Jesse James off at LAX Monday  —  It's back to the real world for Jesse James and Kat Von D.  —  After spending Labor Day weekend joined at the hip, the couple shared a goodbye kiss when Von D dropped James at LAX Monday.

Oksana to Judge: Make Mel Pay For My PR  —  Oksana Grigorieva spent tens of thousands of dollars in PR to thwart public perception that she sold the secret tapes — and now she wants Mel Gibson to foot the bill ... this according to sources.  —  We're told Oksana racked up $84,000 in PR expenses and certain unpaid legal fees.

JetBlue's Steven Slater Seeks Mental Health  —  UPDATE: The District Attorney's Office tells TMZ they are currently “evaluating” Slater's mental health — including issues involving work stress, drugs and alcohol and more.  —  We're told a plea bargain is expected to be reached before the next hearing.

Joe Perry — Ninja Attack on ‘American Idol’  —  Joe Perry is continuing to blast his Aerosmith bandmate Steven Tyler over his new “American Idol” gig — but now, Joe's done dragged the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into the feud.  —  Perry went off on Tyler during an interview with the Calgary Herald …

Paris Hilton — First Photos Since Cocaine Arrest  —  Paris Hilton has fled the country!  Okay, not really — she's just in Hawaii, soaking up the sun and taking her mind off that pesky arrest for cocaine possession.