Teresa Giudice likely gone from ‘Housewives’  —  Tweet  —  Don't expect Teresa Giudice to return for Season 3 of “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” according to a friend of hers.  Giudice struck a bad deal with Bravo over royalties from her best-selling cookbook, “Skinny Italian.”

Jailer wanted Hilton out fast  —  Celebrity's short detention kept distractions down  —  When celebrity socialite Paris Hilton was arrested on suspicion of cocaine possession on Aug. 27, the average time to process through the Clark County Detention Center for people facing that charge was about six hours.

AnnaLynne McCord — Exposed on Facebook  —  AnnaLynne McCord gave her number out to 362 people this week: 1 guy she allegedly got into a car accident with ... and 361 of his Facebook friends.  —  McCord allegedly got into the accident last Tuesday with a guy named Aaron …

Miley Cyrus Goes Clubbing With Ashley Greene  —  Party in the USA?  Hardly.  —  Miley Cyrus let loose at Parisian hotspot VIP Room with Twilight's Ashley Greene Sunday night.  With a lollipop in hand, the 17-year-old pop star (clad in a revealing lace top) danced the night away to the beats of DJ Ruckus.

James Franco Is Always Fapping  —  Wherever James Franco is right now, there's a pretty damn good chance that his chonies are around his knees, his hand is hugging his peen and he's jacking that s**t FOR HIS LIFE.  So if you've ever been lucky enough to shake hands with James Franco …

Kat Von D Kisses Jesse James Goodbye ...  Kat Von D drops Jesse James off at LAX Monday  —  It's back to the real world for Jesse James and Kat Von D.  —  After spending Labor Day weekend joined at the hip, the couple shared a goodbye kiss when Von D dropped James at LAX Monday.

Natalie Portman offered lead in Alfonso Cuaron's ‘Gravity’ (exclusive)  —  TELLURIDE, Colo. — Natalie Portman's highly praised, tortured turn in “Black Swan” could send her career into a new galaxy.  Literally.  —  As Darren Aronofsky's psychological thriller rallied audiences at the Venice …

Listen to Rihanna's New Single “Only Girl (In The World)” [AUDIO]  —  The wait for new music from international pop star Rihanna is over!  —  We had a snippet for you before anyone else - now listen to the full length version of Rihanna's new single “Only Girl (In The World)”!!!

Lady Gaga - Lady Gaga's Raunchy Beyonce Gift  —  Lady Gaga's Raunchy Beyonce Gift  —  Lady Gaga reportedly gave Beyonce Knowles a custom-made diamond whip and matching bra and knickers set for her 29th birthday.  —  Lady Gaga gave Beyonce Knowles a custom-made diamond whip for her birthday.

Cops Called on NBA Star Over Baby Dispute  —  NBA star Dwight Howard got schooled by cops after removing his child from day care ... TMZ has learned.  —  It all went down on August 26 when Howard — who is in an ongoing custody war with baby mama Royce Reed — went to pick up their 2-year-old son.

Jennifer Aniston's Cougar Town Date  —  Looks like Jennifer Aniston's guest starring role on Cougar Town comes with some sweet fringe benefits.  —  The actress, 40, (who was recently rumored to be back together with John Mayer) shared a two-hour Italian dinner with Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins at Madeo in Beverly Hills on Sept. 2.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Kelly Ripa's Little Equestrians  —  Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa cheered on daughter Lola and Apple (inset)  —  A parade of celebrity kids took the reins at the 35th Annual Hampton Classic Horse Show in Bridgehampton, New York, which concluded on Sunday.

JetBlue's Steven Slater Seeks Mental Health  —  UPDATE: The District Attorney's Office tells TMZ they are currently “evaluating” Slater's mental health — including issues involving work stress, drugs and alcohol and more.  —  We're told a plea bargain is expected to be reached before the next hearing.

Dutch paper: Van der Sloot admits extortion  —  (CNN) — Joran van der Sloot admitted in an interview with a Dutch newspaper that he extorted money from the family of Natalee Holloway, but his attorney in a Peruvian murder case suggested Monday that his client's comments may have been mistranslated.