Justin Bieber Not Busted After Nailing Trooper With Water Balloon, Thanks to His Bodyguard  —  In Justin Bieber's world, throwing water balloons at the cops isn't necessarily a punishable offense.  —  An eyewitness tells E! News that a state trooper—soaked below the belt courtesy …

40-Year-Old Virgin Actor: I Stabbed Girlfriend by Mistake  —  The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil testified Thursday he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times when he wrongly thought that she was somebody else going after him in the dark.  —  “I'm sorry,” Malil, 45, said in a Vista, Calif., courtroom.

The Beat Goes On  —  James Franco isn't a gay man, he just plays one—frequently.  The busiest guy in show business takes a break to discuss how he came to play Allen Ginsberg in Howl.  Watch a behind the scenes video with Franco here.  —  James Franco is whispering to me about gay poetry.

Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky Gets a New Job!  —  Ali Fedotowsky is once again gainfully employed!  —  The 25-year-old, who left her job as a Facebook ad exec to find love on The Bachelorette, announced her new job — a TV gig! — via Twitter on Thursday night.  —  “Thrilled to be a part of the Fox 5 San Diego news team!

That “The Situation” Guy Has His Trademark Application Rejected  —  Buster … While not as humiliating as being vanquished by an underwater cat, the “Jersey Shore” character Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has also had his bid to trademark his nickname rejected by government officials.

The Jersey Shore Is Staged!  Snooki Doesn't Even Poof Her Own Poof!  —  When that New Jersey judge called into question Snooki's dignity and saying that she sold it for a paycheck, we wanted to talk some sense into that fool!  —  How dare he imply that Snooki Snicker's wild antics …

Britney Spears Refuses To Comment On Bodyguard Lawsuit  —  Britney Spears isn't letting the lawsuit from her ex-bodyguard get in the way of her daily agenda... a visit to Johnny Rockets near her home in Calabasas always seems to put a spring in Brit's step!  However, when X17 videographers asked …

Tiger Woods Mistress — Fired from Hooker Gig  —  TMZ has learned ... one of Tiger Woods' mistresses was fired from her job as a “working girl” at Nevada's most famous brothel ... all because she opened her big fat mouth.  —  Devon James — mistress number 20ish — is still featured …

Susan Boyle — Email Confirms Lou Reed Rejection  —  Susan Boyle was “absolutely devastated” when she learned Lou Reed had personally blocked her from performing one of his hit songs on “America's Got Talent” ... so says Susan's manager.  —  TMZ has obtained an email that Susan's manager fired off …

Angelina Jolie Admits “I Don't Have a Lot of Friends”  —  Looks Angelina Jolie isn't so popular after all!  —  During a satellite interview with CNN's Sanjay Gupta on Wednesday, the 35-year-old mom of six revealed that life can get pretty lonely when her role as the UN's Goodwill Ambassador forces them to be apart.

‘Office’ plan: How NBC will tackle replacing Carell  —  Exclu: Want to know who's replacing Steve Carell on “The Office”?  —  You're probably in for a long wait.  Sources say the final decision likely won't be made until after the upcoming seventh season wraps.

‘Heroes’ cancellation: Source says NBC not moving forward with movie that will wrap up series  —  Don't hold out for closure, Heroes fans: A key source on the canceled drama told EW that NBC is not moving forward with a movie that would wrap up the four-year series.

‘Jersey Shore’ recap: ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’  —  This week's episode starts up from where we ended last week as JWoww and Sammi continue their catfight and have to be pulled apart by their roommates.  —  Ronnie blames Vinny for instigating the whole mess but Vinny insists he never thought Sammi …

‘Y tu mama tambien’ duo join Will Ferrell film  —  Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna cast in ‘Casa de mi padre’  —  TORONTO — Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, who worked together in “Y tu mama tambien,” are joining Will Ferrell in “Casa de mi padre,” the Spanish-language comedy being directed by Matt Piedmont.

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings in ‘Country Strong’ Trailer  —  Gwyneth Paltrow is goin' country in her new musical drama ‘Country Strong.’  —  In the film, the actress plays an emotionally unstable country star who embarks on a career resurrection but gets tangled in romantic complications.

VIDEO: Kim Kardashian Gets Botox Injections!  —  Beauty is a pain!  —  On Sunday's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian visits a plastic surgeon's office to get Botox injections — and opts out of using the numbing cream!  —  “I think I can handle it,” Kim, 29, tells the doctor.

MAG COVERS: GABOUREY SIDIBE COVERS ELLE / DRAKE COVERS JET  —  Actress Gabrourey Sidibe covers the October 2010 Anniversary issue of Elle Magazine.  She is one of 6 up and coming actresses to make the cover.  More info on ELLE.COM..  —  Drake covers the upcoming issue of Jet Magazine which is slated to hit stands next week.

It's Official: Will Smith's Daughter Willow Signed to Jay-Z's Record Label  —  The song's been burning up the internet and now Will Smith's daughter Willow has announced Jay-Z's record label Roc Nation as her official musical home this morning with Ryan Seacrest.

Fug Girls: Ellen DeGeneres Closes Out the Richie Rich Show  —  Fierce!  —  The venue may change, but the madness remains the same: The chaotic crush outside the Richie Rich show on Thursday night, as with all his Heatherette shows of yore, boiled over with people hopped up on free cocktails trying to push …

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Michelle Williams Covers W Magazine with Ryan Gosling!  —  On-screen lovers Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are perfection on the October 2010 cover of W Magazine, on stands next week.  —  In the mag, the Blue Valentine co-stars talk about messy sex, bad body art, and the long road to their new film.

SPOILER!  Grey's Anatomy Wedding Secrets Revealed  —  After surviving the shooter rampage that claimed the lives of two doctors at Seattle Grace Hospital on the season finale of Grey's Anatomy, Cristina (Sandra Oh) and Owen (Kevin McKidd) realize that life is too precious …

Taylor Thinks Kanye Can Take His Song and Shove It!  —  One year after Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's thunder in epic fashion at the MTV Video Music Awards, the attention seeker is at it again, however, this time she's fighting back.  —  Last weekend, West tweeted that he …

Julia Roberts' New Boobs  —  Julia Roberts is a natural woman — or so she says.  —  “I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded,” the mom of three states.  That's why she won't try Botox — even at 42 years old.  But the boost to her bustline …