JON HAMM: THE LAST ALPHA MALE  —  AFTER YEARS OF STRUGGLING, THE MAD MEN STAR HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, CREATING A STYLE ICON WHO'S COME TO HELP US REDISCOVER OUR LOST MASCULINE COOL.  WILL HIS DRIVE TAKE HIM TO BIG-SCREEN STARDOM WITH THE TOWN OR JUST OUT FOR NACHOS?  —  “F**k.  You.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Bachelorette’ Ali Was 15 When Topless Photo Taken  —  Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky was 15-years-old when a shocking topless photo of her was taken, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  Fedotowsky got engaged to Roberto Martinez during the finale of last season's ABC …

Danica McKellar Welcomes a Son  —  Here's some new math for Danica McKellar's next book: one plus one equals three.  —  The former Wonder Years star and bestselling author gave birth to her first child Tuesday night, a boy named Draco Verta.  He weighed in at 7 lbs., 2 oz. and takes his moniker …

“Roger Ebert presents At the Movies”  —  “Roger Ebert Presents At the Movies,” a weekly half-hour film review program, was announced today by its producers, Chaz and Roger Ebert.  The program continues the 35-year-old run of a reviewing format first introduced by Gene Siskel and Ebert and later by Ebert and Richard Roeper.

Mayweather's Baby Mama: He Punched Me in the Head  —  UPDATE: The temporary restraining order has been granted.  Floyd has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Josie and her children until October 10.  —  Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s baby mama claims the boxer struck her …

Taylor Thinks Kanye Can Take His Song and Shove It!  —  One year after Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's thunder in epic fashion at the MTV Video Music Awards, the attention seeker is at it again, however, this time she's fighting back.  —  Last weekend, West tweeted that he …

Mamma Mia!  This Britney Bodyguard Says Spears Is No Abuser  —  We already know where one former Britney Spears bodyguard stands on her mothering acumen—or lack thereof.  —  Now, in an exclusive interview with E! News, another former protector of the pop tart has a strikingly different account of Spears' mommying prowess.

Source: Halle Berry and Sexy Costar Share an “Intense Passion”  —  Nice rebound, Halle Berry!  —  Months after her announced split from longtime model beau Gabriel Aubry, Berry was been spotted this week in Paris kissing, cuddling and holding hands with a new handsome hunk: Olivier Martinez …

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Arrive for Toronto International Film Festival  —  We caught Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green arriving at the airport in Toronto with Brian's son, Kassius Lijah last night.  The family is in the city for the Toronto International Film Festival which started yesterday.

Rocky Horror Original Castmembers to Appear in Glee's Tribute Episode  —  Glee is doing the “Time Warp”!  —  When Fox's hit musical series airs a Rocky Horror tribute episode Oct. 26, look for special appearances by two original castmembers from the 1975 cult-hit film …

Naomi Campbell: Teresa Giudice Is a “Role Model”  —  Danielle Staub, take note.  Supermodel Naomi Campbell is totally on team Teresa Giudice.  —  “She's a role model,” Campbell told Bravo's Andy Cohen on Thursday's Watch What Happens: Live of the Real Housewives of New Jersey star.

Playboy gal stirs in-flight fright  —  Tweet  —  A buxom Playboy centerfold tried to bust out — midair — from a jet yesterday amid a bad case of high anxiety.  —  Sexy 21-year-old model Tiffany Livingston was aboard JetBlue Flight 522 from Orlando, Fla., to Newark when she bolted …

Kate Gosselin: My Kids Hate Spending Time at Jon's Place  —  A new war of words has begun between Jon and Kate Gosselin.  —  During a Friday appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly, Kate, 35, told Kelly Ripa and guest host Anderson Cooper that tensions remain between her and her ex-husband, 32.

40-Year-Old Virgin Actor: I Stabbed Girlfriend by Mistake  —  The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil testified Thursday he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times when he wrongly thought that she was somebody else going after him in the dark.  —  “I'm sorry,” Malil, 45, said in a Vista, Calif., courtroom.

Justin Bieber Not Busted After Nailing Trooper With Water Balloon, Thanks to His Bodyguard  —  In Justin Bieber's world, throwing water balloons at the cops isn't necessarily a punishable offense.  —  An eyewitness tells E! News that a state trooper—soaked below the belt courtesy …

‘Office’ plan: How NBC will tackle replacing Carell  —  Exclu: Want to know who's replacing Steve Carell on “The Office”?  —  You're probably in for a long wait.  Sources say the final decision likely won't be made until after the upcoming seventh season wraps.

Britney's Ex-Friend Accused of Psychotic Stalking  —  Sam Lutfi — the infamous ex-friend of Britney Spears — has just been slapped with a restraining order accusing him of nothing short of psychotic and extremely dangerous behavior.  —  Samuel Barth — an aspiring actor/model …

Tila Tequila calls me a “f*cktard”  —  Tila Tequila arriving at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas (9/4)  —  So I guess Tila Tequila took offense to the post earlier this week on Celebslam in which I called her a “cheap Saigon whore.”  She called me a “f**ktard” on her website …

Tiger Woods Mistress — Fired from Hooker Gig  —  TMZ has learned ... one of Tiger Woods' mistresses was fired from her job as a “working girl” at Nevada's most famous brothel ... all because she opened her big fat mouth.  —  Devon James — mistress number 20ish — is still featured …

Gasp!  Ali Larter Makes Raunchy Joke About Baby Boy-to-Be  —  Maybe it's the hormones?  —  Pregnant actress Ali Larter got raunchy talking about her baby-to-be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Thursday.  —  Fallon jokingly cajoled Larter, 34, to confirm the gender of her unborn child …

Wesley Snipes — My Money Guy Lied on the Stand  —  Wesley Snipes claims his ex-financial adviser — whose damning testimony led to the actor's 2008 conviction for tax evasion — is a lying scumbag ... and should be charged with perjury for turning the jury against him.

Michelle Williams Covers W Magazine with Ryan Gosling!  —  On-screen lovers Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are perfection on the October 2010 cover of W Magazine, on stands next week.  —  In the mag, the Blue Valentine co-stars talk about messy sex, bad body art, and the long road to their new film.