Jennifer Lopez Is a Go On ‘Idol’ ... for One Year  —  TMZ has confirmed ... Jennifer Lopez has signed a 1-year deal with “American Idol” for “a little more than $12 million” — this according to sources connected with the show.  —  It's somewhat surprising that the deal is only for one year …

Tim Gunn Unloads!  Calls Taylor Momsen “Sad and Pathetic,” Real Housewives “Wild Animals”  —  Taylor Momsen, step away from the BlackBerry!  —  Our favorite straight-shooting fashion maven Tim Gunn is offering up some unsolicited advice for the Gossip Girl actress, saying if she paid …

BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN MARRIED MEGAN FOX—AND YOU DIDN'T  —  SINCE LEAVING THE 90210 ZIP CODE, THE ACTOR HAS ENDURED CRACKS ABOUT HIS HAIR, HIS RAP ALBUM, AND HIS FLAGGING CAREER.  BUT HE WAKES UP NEXT TO MEGAN FOX EVERY MORNING, SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?  —  INTERVIEW BY DAVID WALTERS,PHOTOGRAPH BY MATTHIAS VRIENS-MCGRATH

I'm in the Best Shape of My Life  —  She flaunted her body after (eight!) babies on the last season of Dancing with the Stars.  But it turns out Kate Gosselin was just getting warmed up.  —  At 35, the reality TV mom says she is now “the most fit I've ever been.”  How?

EXCLUSIVE: Josh Brolin: I've Never Cheated on My Wife Diane Lane  —  Diane Lane's husband has never been unfaithful.  —  “I don't f*** around on my wife,” Josh Brolin tells Playboy in its October issue.  “I mean, check her out, man.  My relationship with my wife is fantastic.”

Exclusive: Ashton Kutcher Cheats — Again!  —  First Star exposed Ashton Kutcher's public make-out session with a young blonde.  Now we can reveal that his indiscretions didn't end there!  —  In the Sept. 27 issue of Star — on sale today — a 21-year-old woman exclusively details her hot night …

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Danielle Staub To Reveal Sexual Orientation On Spin-Off  —  Danielle Staub has kept Real Housewives of New Jersey fans guessing with her close relationship to female Lori Michaels after a string of failed flings with men (and not to mention a leaked sex tape!).

Jodie Foster Cleared of Teen-Whomping Allegations  —  Jodie Foster has gone from The Accused to the cleared.  —  The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office tells E! News that the Oscar winner will not face any charges for allegedly laying a beatdown on a teenage shutterbug.

Make no misteak: Lady Gaga didn't splurge on expensive beef for meat dress, New York butchers say  —  Lady Gaga stole the show at the MTV Video Music Awards with her meat dress, so when its designer wouldn't reveal how he made it, the Daily News went to the experts.

Is Jessica Simpson “Done” With BFF Ken Paves?  —  Jessica Simpson's main- and mane- man Ken Paves knows all about, uh, splits and ends, but we never thought these two would part.  —  However, according to a source close to the singer, the hitherto constant companions are “over.”

PSR 9/14/10: Blake's Sexy Shoot, SJP's Night in NYC, & Zac Speaks Spanish  —  Blake Lively talks about babies and Ben Affleck, Sarah Jessica Parker makes an appearance during New York Fashion Week, and Zac Efron speaks his fans' language in Spain.  Also, be sure to follow us on Twitter …

Breast Cancer Charity Has Issues with Speidi  —  The people behind the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer are distancing themselves from Heidi and Spencer ... claiming the reality duo did not “officially” participate in Sunday's event — even though Heidi posed for several photos in official Avon gear.

TBS Cancels Comedy Series ‘My Boys’  —  TBS has opted not to renew quirky comedy My Boys for a 5th season, making the fourth season finale which aired on Sunday in actuality the series finale.  The show from Sony TV and creator Betsy Thomas never became a ratings hit but developed a devoted cult following.

HEY BABY!  —  Tony Kanal and his longtime girlfriend Erin Lokitz are extremely happy to announce that they are expecting their first child early next year.  The couple is overwhelmed with joy and excited to meet their new little one.  —  Tony adds “We're feeding our baby a healthy diet of Bob Marley …

PHOTO: 40-Year-Old Virgin Actor Re-Enacts Stabbing in Court  —  The 40-Year-Old Virgin's Shelley Malil put on a performance in his own trial.  —  The actor re-enacted how he stabbed his ex-girlfriend Kendra Beebe more than twenty times at her home in San Marcos, Calif., in what he calls a case of mistaken identity.

Photo: Lindsay Lohan uncensored topless  —  Lindsay Lohan is seen here, obviously in the comfort of her own home, lighting up a cigarette, topless.  We're not sure who took this photo or exactly where it was taken...but thanks random internet poster.  —  Click after the jump for the goods....

MTV takes on ‘Girl,’ ‘Valley’  —  Cabler expands scripted domain with new shows  —  MTV has moved further into the scripted world, giving series orders to the coming-of-age entry “That Girl” and the horror comedy “Death Valley.”  —  Both series, which will bow sometime next year …

Fug Girls: Kanye West Puts His Ego in Check at Rodarte  —  Kanye West sat front-row at the Rodarte show.  —  We'd always imagined Kanye West to have some kind of dorkproof force field built of, like, Armani and burly guards and purified air imported from King Tut's tomb in Egypt.

Gabourey Sidibe is a (Much Lighter) Elle Cover Girl  —  Gabourey Sidibe has landed her first fashion magazine cover, kind of.  The 25-year-old ingenue is the solo cover for the October issue of Elle magazine.  Starting next month, you can pick up a copy of Elle with Sidibe flashing …

Casey Affleck settles sex harassment cases  —  Amanda White, Magdalena Gorka to receive credit on doc  —  “I'm Still Here” filmmaker Casey Affleck has settled the sexual harassment cases filed against him by two women who worked on the controversial psuedo-documentary.