Lohan Probation Revoked, Arrest Warrant Issued  —  Lindsay Lohan's probation has been revoked and a bench warrant issued for her arrest ... TMZ has learned.  —  Although the bench warrant was issued, it's being held — i.e., on hold — until Friday at 8:30 AM, when Lindsay is ordered to appear in court.

Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty in Cocaine Case  —  Paris Hilton just pled guilty to two misdemeanors in her Las Vegas cocaine possession case — in a move that will keep her out of the slammer ... if she can stay out of trouble.  —  Paris just fessed up to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing …

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder Gets Married!  —  Pearl Jam rocker Eddie Vedder wed longtime girlfriend, model Jill McCormick, in Hawaii Saturday.  —  Among the 70 or so guests: Actor Sean Penn (who used Vedder's music in his 2007 directorial debut, Into the Wild) and musician Jack Johnson.

Paris Hilton Gets Year's Probation, No Jail  —  Paris Hilton arriving in Las Vegas court Sept. 20  —  Appearing before a Las Vegas judge first thing Monday morning regarding her Aug. 27 drug arrest, Paris Hilton pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors - drug possession and obstructing an officer - but avoided jail time.

Chyna Rushed to Hospital for Alcohol Poisoning  —  Chyna was just rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources tell us Chyna was taken to the UCLA Medical Center ... where she was admitted.  —  The former wrestler is now famous for alcohol problems, appearing on Dr. Drew's “Celebrity Rehab.”

Karissa Shannon — The Sex Tape Deal Is Done  —  TMZ has learned ... former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her BF, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones, have finally agreed to release their sex tape ... and all it took was cold, hard cash — that's what she said.

Why Balthazar Getty went home  —  Tweet  —  Balthazar Getty tells Harper's Bazaar how his marriage survived a fling with Sienna Miller.  Getty was photographed in 2008 kissing a topless Miller on vacation.  “Here's the bottom line: It was a very challenging time for everybody involved,” says Balthazar, 35, in the October issue.

Sarah Jessica Parker Cries at Alexander McQueen Tribute  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and Vogue editor Anna Wintour were among the fashionistas who paid tribute to late designer Alexander McQueen at a private memorial service at St. Paul's Cathedral in London Monday.

Raising Sextuplets Dad Bryan Masche Arrested  —  The Masche family (from left): Bailey, Savannah, father Bryan, Cole, Grant, mother Jenny, Blake and Molli  —  Bryan Masche, the father on the WE reality show Raising Sextuplets, was arrested while visiting relatives in Arizona and charged …

‘90210’ Exclusive: Adrianna falls for... Joe Jonas!  —  Joe Jonas is adding another TV series to his rapidly expanding acting resume.  —  The Camp Rock star, who last month guested on Hot in Cleveland as Valerie Bertinelli's son, will play himself in a November episode of 90210, sources confirm to me exclusively.

NBC'S ‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’ RETURNS SEPTEMBER 25 WITH SNL ALUM AMY POEHLER & CHART-TOPPING MUSICAL GUEST KATY PERRY  —  UPCOMING SHOWS: October 2 - Bryan Cranston/ Kanye West; October 9 - Jane Lynch/ Bruno Mars  —  NBC's “Saturday Night Live” premieres with three consecutive shows starting …

J.J. Abrams Is Now Pitching the New Locke-Ben Linus Show  —  Forget Rizzoli & Isles: Are you ready for Linus & Locke?  In news that could cause the Lost fan base to have a synchronized aneurysm, Vulture hears that last week, J.J. Abrams and frequent collaborators Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec …

Seacrest Off the Market?  ‘Idol’ Host Ready to Pop the Question to Julianne Hough  —  Get that champagne on ice, because sources tell me that America's favorite bachelor, Ryan Seacrest, is getting ready to pop the question to his special lady, ‘Dancing With the Stars’ beauty Julianne Hough.

Paul Thomas Anderson's Untitled Religious Drama Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman & Jeremy Renner “Postponed Indefinitely”  —  With a planned August start date having come and gone with no news, things weren't exactly looking upbeat for Paul Thomas Anderson's 50s-set religious drama tentatively titled “The Master.”