Justin Bieber — Sucking Face with His Opening Act  —  Justin Bieber was locked in a serious make-out session with the chick who stars in his “Baby” music video ... but the shocking part — it all went down in the back of a Honda!!!  And TMZ has the photos.

Paris Hilton Detained in Japan Over Cocaine Case  —  TMZ has learned Paris Hilton is a captive in a Japanese hotel tonight and can't enter the country ... after being detained at the airport for hours over her guilty plea for cocaine possession.  —  A source close to Paris tells us she flew …

‘O.C. Housewife’ Hubby Arrested for Domestic Violence  —  “Real Housewives of Orange County” star Tamra Barney's estranged husband was arrested this morning on suspicion of domestic battery, according to law enforcement sources.  —  TMZ obtained Simon Barney's mug shot.

N.J. Housewife Teresa Giudice's Husband Goes to Jail  —  Joe Giudice, the husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice, has reported to jail to serve a 10-day sentence for driving with a suspended license.  —  Giudice turned himself in Monday to authorities at the Morris County jail …

Michael Douglas Stays Mum at ‘Wall Street’ Premiere  —  Michael Douglas exuded a quiet but resolute presence Monday night as he walked the red carpet at the New York premiere of his new movie, ‘Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.’ Sources close to the legendary actor tell me he is riddled with fear and finding it difficult to talk.

Aretha Franklin's son severely beaten in Detroit  —  DETROIT — A son of Detroit's Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, was attacked at a gas station on Monday night on the city's northwest side, a spokeswoman said this morning.  —  Eddie Franklin, 52, was attacked by three people …

Oksana to Mel: ‘U Dint Do Anything’  —  Oksana Grigorieva sent Mel Gibson an email on March 1, 2010 ... telling him he had no reason to be hard on himself and professing her love for him ... at the very time she now claims she was in fear for her life.  —  Oksana's email was sent less …

Tim Burton Finds His ‘Frankenweenie’ Cast  —  EXCLUSIVE: Tim Burton is going to familiar people to voice cast Frankenweenie, Burton's stop motion animated Disney feature based on his 1984 short about a man who reanimates his dog after it gets hit by a car.  Burton has set Winona Ryder …

Elisabeth Moss Files for Divorce From Fred Armisen After 11 Months  —  It's really over.  —  Elisabeth Moss filed divorce papers in Los Angeles Monday to end her brief marriage to Fred Armisen, Entertainment Tonight confirms.  —  The Mad Men actress, 28, wed the Saturday Night Live performer, 43, last October.

Dancing With The Has-Beens: 666 For Bristol Palin  —  “For you, this is virgin territory” is what DWTS judge Bruno said to “teen advocate” Bristol Palin right after she moved around on the dance floor with her partner Mark Ballas.  Bruno is truly a gift, because you know that line …

Gwyneth Paltrow Is In Negotiations to Guest on Glee!  And You Won't Believe Who She Would Be Playing...  As if the highly anticipated return of Fox's Glee tomorrow night weren't giddy-good enough, I can now confirm to you this fantastic casting news: Gwyneth Paltrow is in discussions to come on the show!

Halle Berry is good at dressing  —  Halle Berry is rather attractive  —  Halle Berry attended the Swarovski Elements “22 Ways To Say Black” charity auction in New York last night wearing a dress that I'm pretty sure was made for her daughter.  That thing's so tight, I think it might actually be sprayed on.

Lohan Probation Revoked, Arrest Warrant Issued  —  Lindsay Lohan's probation has been revoked and a bench warrant issued for her arrest ... TMZ has learned.  —  Although the bench warrant was issued, it's being held — i.e., on hold — until Friday at 8:30 AM, when Lindsay is ordered to appear in court.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Paid in ‘Milkaholic’ Lawsuit  —  Lindsay Lohan just milked E*Trade all the way to the bank — and it's all over a Super Bowl commercial that may have insinuated Lohan is a “milkaholic.”  —  TMZ has learned Lohan's $100 million lawsuit against E*Trade has been settled.

PHOTO: Breakfast Club Stars Reunite!  —  (from left) Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson  —  A brain, a princess, a basket case and a criminal - all back together again.  —  Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson …

New love, new lease of life for radiant Kate Winslet as she hits red carpet with Louis  —  When it comes to her private life, Kate Winslet is usually quite reticent.  —  But this week the British actress was not shy in showing how smitten she is with her new man Louis Dowler.

Kings of Leon Singer Caleb Followill Is Engaged  —  Sorry, ladies: two members of the Kings of Leon are now officially off the market.  —  Lead singer Caleb Followill popped the question to his girlfriend, Lily Aldridge, the band's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  And should he want to get a jump start …

TV Ratings Monday: Dancing, Castle, Two and a Half Men Up ; Lone Star No Star; + The Event, Hawaii Five-0 … ABC has to be feeling pretty good, with both CBS & NBC at least content for a day.  Over at Fox it's more “oh my!” and not in a good way.  —  ABC won the night with adults 18-49 …

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore's J-WOWW Offered $400,000 For Playboy  —  Playboy is putting the “Wow” in J-WOWW.  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked.  We've also learned that the deal is not final …

Girl, 15, Pleads Guilty to Killing Mom in Her Sleep  —  A 15-year-old California girl accused of participating in the stabbing death of her mother last year because of a dispute over the teen's boyfriend pleaded guilty to murder.  —  Prosecutors say Tylar Witt, who was 14 at the time …

Christina Aguilera's Nipples in a See Through of the Day  —  I don't know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera's Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough...and new or not who really gives a f**k …