Exclusive: Ashton Kutcher's Texts to His Lover  —  Star broke the bombshell news that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore — on a sofa in their own home!  Now, in a blockbuster exclusive, we reveal the series of texts that the actor sent to his much younger mistress.

Probation Dept. Cuts Lindsay Lohan a Break  —  Lindsay Lohan may actually skate on a failed drug test ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  We've learned the second test Lindsay failed showed a positive reading for Adderall, but the L.A. County Probation Department …

Production On The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Shut Down “Indefinitely” After Star Suffers Severe Injury!  —  How awful!  —  We've just gotten word from sources in Sweden that during filming earlier this week, Rooney Mara, who won the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo movie, has been severely injured.

EXCLUSIVE: Insider: Brad Womack to Be the Next Bachelor!  —  Brad Womack, take two!  —  After infamously jilting both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft during the season 11 finale of ABC's The Bachelor in 2007, the Texas-bred hunk, 37, is close to signing on for a return engagement.

EXCLUSIVE: The Secret Text Messages Mel Gibson Says Proves Oksana Tried To Extort Millions - Read Them Here  —  Mel Gibson's claims of extortion are hanging on a text message exchange in which his ex-lover Oksana Grigorieva admitted she played the expletive-laden audio tapes because the actor …

Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff  —  Pamela Anderson is starting to regret... pretty much her entire life's work.  Turns out that s**t can really mess a kid up.  Who knew?  Via Guanabee: … Somewhere Kendra Wilkinson just read this and went, “Ohhhh, s**t.”

The truth behind Shiloh's boyish behavior  —  While Angelina Jolie has always insisted she has nothing to do with daughter Shiloh's controversial boyish behavior, insiders close to the family tell Life & Style that Angelina's actually the one dressing Shiloh like a tomboy.

How Jon Hamm Struggled with Depression  —  He now plays the dapper, suave Don Draper in Mad Men, so it's hard to picture Jon Hamm battling chronic depression, relying on antidepressants and therapy to beat the illness.  But that's just what he did.  —  Hamm, 38, reveals to the U.K. magazine …

EXCLUSIVE: David Beckham: I Never Hired a $10,000-a-Night Hooker!  —  David and Victoria Beckham are slamming the latest cover of tabloid In Touch, which claims that he cheated on her with a $10,000-a-night hooker.  —  A rep for the two tells UsMagazine.com that the allegations …

We've Got Details on the Wachowskis's Top-Secret Gay Iraq War Romance Cobalt Neural 9  —  For months now, Hollywood has puzzled over the Wachowskis (né the Wachowski Brothers) and their Cobalt Neural 9 — a project so shrouded in secrecy that Hollywood's talent agents groused …

Did Anyone Ever Eat Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?  —  You might assume that the dress, made from a cut of meat known as “matambre” in the designer's home country of Argentina, would be headed for some sort of deep freeze.  Otherwise, it would become a hostel for maggots.  —  But you'd be wrong.

Lindsay Lohan — Ready to Pop for $50 Grand?  —  Lindsay Lohan has a chance to score a major payday — a cool $50,000 — and TMZ has learned all she has to do for the cash is burst balloons ... for a fetish website.  —  A rep for Clips4Sale.com tells TMZ they sent the offer to Lindsay's lawyer …

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton Leaves Japan; Tweets ‘I Promise To Come Back Soon’  —  Sayonara, Paris.  —  PHOTOS: Paris Hilton Leaves Japan  —  The controversial socialite was spotted Wednesday at Narita Tokyo Airport in Japan after being kicked out of the country because of her recent drug arrest in the U.S.

‘Smallville’ Exclusive: Teri Hatcher to play Lois' mom!  —  Congrats, Smallville—you have outdone yourself!  For the show's 10th and final season, producers have scored perhaps their biggest (maybe even the biggest possible) casting coup: They've snagged erstwhile Lois Lane Teri Hatcher to play mom to Erica Durance's Lois Lane!

Are Ex's Friends Sabotaging Elisabeth Moss?  —  ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss filed divorce papers in Los Angeles to end her brief marriage to 'SNL'er Fred Armisen just three days ago, and I've already learned that Fred's friends are the ones feeding tabloid stories about her religion to try and sabotage the young actress.

Exclusive: Top Chef Brings On the All-Stars  —  Time to break out the big knives!  Bravo tells TV Guide Magazine exclusively that the upcoming eighth season of Top Chef will serve up an all-star cast.  Eighteen familiar faces — all of them runners-up from previous seasons …

Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk  —  I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean.  When are these two going to leave us alone?