Exclusive: Ashton Kutcher's Texts to His Lover  —  Star broke the bombshell news that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore — on a sofa in their own home!  Now, in a blockbuster exclusive, we reveal the series of texts that the actor sent to his much younger mistress.

Probation Dept. Cuts Lindsay Lohan a Break  —  Lindsay Lohan may actually skate on a failed drug test ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  We've learned the second test Lindsay failed showed a positive reading for Adderall, but the L.A. County Probation Department …

Production On The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Shut Down “Indefinitely” After Star Suffers Severe Injury!  —  How awful!  —  We've just gotten word from sources in Sweden that during filming earlier this week, Rooney Mara, who won the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo movie, has been severely injured.

Mel to Oksana — ‘I Could Commit a Crime’  —  Mel Gibson wrote a frantic, rambling letter to Oksana Grigorieva a year before their infamous, January blowout — in which he describes feeling so out of control that he “could drink or commit a crime.”  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the letter …

Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff  —  Pamela Anderson is starting to regret... pretty much her entire life's work.  Turns out that s**t can really mess a kid up.  Who knew?  Via Guanabee: … Somewhere Kendra Wilkinson just read this and went, “Ohhhh, s**t.”

EXCLUSIVE: Insider: Brad Womack to Be the Next Bachelor!  —  Brad Womack, take two!  —  After infamously jilting both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft during the season 11 finale of ABC's The Bachelor in 2007, the Texas-bred hunk, 37, is close to signing on for a return engagement.

The truth behind Shiloh's boyish behavior  —  While Angelina Jolie has always insisted she has nothing to do with daughter Shiloh's controversial boyish behavior, insiders close to the family tell Life & Style that Angelina's actually the one dressing Shiloh like a tomboy.

We've Got Details on the Wachowskis's Top-Secret Gay Iraq War Romance Cobalt Neural 9  —  For months now, Hollywood has puzzled over the Wachowskis (né the Wachowski Brothers) and their Cobalt Neural 9 — a project so shrouded in secrecy that Hollywood's talent agents groused …

Jon Hamm Mocks Reality TV Stars and ‘Housewives’  —  Jon Hamm prides himself on not being a sell out.  The actor may have become an overnight sensation with his role as Don Draper on ‘Mad Men,’ but he managed to skyrocket to fame without losing his dignity, he says.

EXCLUSIVE: David Beckham: I Never Hired a $10,000-a-Night Hooker!  —  David and Victoria Beckham are slamming the latest cover of tabloid In Touch, which claims that he cheated on her with a $10,000-a-night hooker.  —  A rep for the two tells UsMagazine.com that the allegations …

Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler Announced As New ‘American Idol’ Judges  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  INGLEWOOD, Calif. — Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler will join Randy Jackson as “American Idol” judges next season, after months of turnover and speculation about the future of TV's top-rated show.

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton Leaves Japan; Tweets ‘I Promise To Come Back Soon’  —  Sayonara, Paris.  —  PHOTOS: Paris Hilton Leaves Japan  —  The controversial socialite was spotted Wednesday at Narita Tokyo Airport in Japan after being kicked out of the country because of her recent drug arrest in the U.S.

Lindsay Lohan — Ready to Pop for $50 Grand?  —  Lindsay Lohan has a chance to score a major payday — a cool $50,000 — and TMZ has learned all she has to do for the cash is burst balloons ... for a fetish website.  —  A rep for Clips4Sale.com tells TMZ they sent the offer to Lindsay's lawyer …

Did Anyone Ever Eat Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?  —  You might assume that the dress, made from a cut of meat known as “matambre” in the designer's home country of Argentina, would be headed for some sort of deep freeze.  Otherwise, it would become a hostel for maggots.  —  But you'd be wrong.

Are Ex's Friends Sabotaging Elisabeth Moss?  —  ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss filed divorce papers in Los Angeles to end her brief marriage to 'SNL'er Fred Armisen just three days ago, and I've already learned that Fred's friends are the ones feeding tabloid stories about her religion to try and sabotage the young actress.

Busted!  Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez pictured TOGETHER for the first time... working out at the gym  —  They are known as one of the most elusive celebrity couples.  —  But Cameron Diaz and her New York Yankee's slugger boyfriend Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod, were finally pictured together …