Katy Perry's Honkers — Too Hot for ‘Sesame Street’  —  Katy Perry's breasts — and song — have been yanked from “Sesame Street” ... after the show began receiving complaints like, “DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF.”  —  Katy shot a segment for the show …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Drank, “Giggled” as She Tweeted Drug Confession  —  Lindsay Lohan certainly sounded contrite in her confessional Sept. 17 Tweet, in which she admitted to failing a drug test.  ("I'm taking responsibility for my actions and am prepared to face the consequences," Lohan, 24, wrote.)

Joey?  Matt IS not my name!  —  WE PROVOKE AN UN-FRIENDLY REACTION  —  As one of the stars of sitcom Friends, you'd think Matt LeBlanc was an affable sort of fella who was able to take a joke.  Not so...  When we bumped into the actor - famous as Joey in the long-running US series …

EXCLUSIVE: Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed  —  Brittney Jones, the woman who says she had steamy one-night affair with married Hollywood heartthrob Ashton Kutcher, has a history of wild partying and a passion for posing naked …

Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes to David Letterman for Previous Visit  —  It's been over a year since Joaquin Phoenix appeared on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ sporting an unkempt beard and sunglasses and mumbling his way through an awkward, often-uncomfortable interview with the late-night host.

EXCLUSIVE: Bret Michaels To Have Heart Surgery; Remains In ‘Good Spirits’  —  Rocker-turned-reality-TV star Bret Michaels has another major challenge ahead of him, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  PHOTOS: Bret Michaels Through The Years  —  The Poison frontman …

Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet To Star In Roman Polanski's ‘God Of Carnage’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds) and Matt Dillon (Crash) will play their husbands in Polanski's adaptation of Yasmina Reza's Tony-winning play.  Shooting begins in Paris in February for 12 weeks.

Ali Lohan, 16, Models Skimpy Dress for Lindsay's Clothing Line  —  Kendall Jenner isn't the only star sibling looking to make a splash in the modeling world!  —  Lindsay Lohan's younger sister Ali stars in a racy new ad campaign for 6126's spring/summer 2011 collection …

Beautiful Without Botox  —  I've been getting lots of emails and comments regarding the botox episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I wanted to address this today to clear some things up.  —  On the show you saw I had some bruising around my eyes after the procedure.

NBC Picks Up J.J. Abrams' Linus & Locke Show  —  J.J. Abrams' new NBC drama Undercovers premieres in just an hour on the east coast, but the Peacock has already decided: It wants more J.J.!  The network has landed the rights to the new Michael Emerson-Terry O'Quinn show from Abrams' Bad Robot that Vulture told you about Monday.

Rob Zombie Bewitched by ‘Lords of Salem’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Rob Zombie has committed to make The Lords of Salem his next directorial outing.  The film has been put together by Haunted Films, the company run by the Paranormal Activity team of Jason Blum, Steven Schneider and Oren Peli.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘Glee,’ 'Grey's,' ‘NCIS,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘House,’ and more!  —  Got a scoop request?  An anonymous tip you're dying to share?  Just want to say hi?  You can send any/all of the above toausielloscoop@ew.com  —  Question: Okay, so in order for me to make it 'till Thursday …

Kelly Osbourne Still Not Over Breakup with Luke Worrall  —  Kelly Osbourne sits down with Ellen DeGeneres  —  Kelly Osbourne still hasn't recovered from her split this summer with former fiancé Luke Worrall, which she says was her second heartbreak in life but by far the worst.

Janet Jackson's romance heats up  —  Tweet  —  Janet Jackson's relationship with her new billionaire boyfriend, Wissam Al Mana, seems to be heating up.  They were spotted Tuesday dining at Rabbit in the Moon on West Eighth Street.  “Janet was glowing.  They had a corner table and were very cuddly.

‘Modern Family’: This week's cover!  Exclusive scoop on Mitchell and Cameron's big kiss!  —  TV's funniest (and Emmy-winning) comedy is back, and what better way to celebrate than with three special Modern Family collectors' covers — one for each couple.  But does the cast kiss-and-tell …

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress Turning Into Beef Jerky  —  Landov  —  One of the obvious problems with a dress made entirely out of meat is that it's perishable.  So, after Lady Gaga premiered her fleshy outfit at last week's MTV Video Music Awards, fans had to wonder: What would become of the famous meaty fashion after the show?

Video: New ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Trailer Thrills  —  After a disappointing summer blockbuster season, Harry Potter is here to give us a major shot in the arm.  Just watch the new, awe-inspiring trailer for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I.’

Keanu And A Cupcake  —  Who frowns at an innocent and sweet cupcake?  Who stares at a cupcake as though it's the reason why their urethra is swollen to the point where the jizz just dribbles out?  Who looks down at a cupcake like it's the cause of that annoying ass mosquito buzzing in their ear …

Is Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn the Godmother of Brad and Angelina's Twins?  —  In one of those only-in-Hollywood connections, Facts of Lifeactress Mindy Cohn may be the godmother to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins Knox and Vivienne, 2.  —  You're probably asking yourself - Mindy Cohn?

PHOTO: Eddie Vedder Dips and Kisses His Bride  —  What a kiss!  —  Rocker Eddie Vedder and model Jill McCormick wed in a romantic ceremony in Oahu over the weekend.  The Pearl Jam singer, 45, then took his bride, 32, for a twirl on the sand for their official wedding photo.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Drug Cartel Wanted Danielle Staub Dead  —  The man who knew Danielle Staub as a hooker in Miami - before she was famous - has claimed a drug cartel wanted the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dead after a botched drug deal.  —  Daniel Aguilar was questioned under oath …