Exclusive: Ashton Kutcher's Texts to His Lover  —  Star broke the bombshell news that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore — on a sofa in their own home!  Now, in a blockbuster exclusive, we reveal the series of texts that the actor sent to his much younger mistress.

Probation Dept. Cuts Lindsay Lohan a Break  —  Lindsay Lohan may actually skate on a failed drug test ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  We've learned the second test Lindsay failed showed a positive reading for Adderall, but the L.A. County Probation Department …

EXCLUSIVE: Insider: Brad Womack to Be the Next Bachelor!  —  Brad Womack, take two!  —  After infamously jilting both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft during the season 11 finale of ABC's The Bachelor in 2007, the Texas-bred hunk, 37, is close to signing on for a return engagement.

Production On The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Shut Down “Indefinitely” After Star Suffers Severe Injury!  —  How awful!  —  We've just gotten word from sources in Sweden that during filming earlier this week, Rooney Mara, who won the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo movie, has been severely injured.

Mel to Oksana — ‘I Could Commit a Crime’  —  Mel Gibson wrote a frantic, rambling letter to Oksana Grigorieva a year before their infamous, January blowout — in which he describes feeling so out of control that he “could drink or commit a crime.”  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the letter …

Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff  —  Pamela Anderson is starting to regret... pretty much her entire life's work.  Turns out that s**t can really mess a kid up.  Who knew?  Via Guanabee: … Somewhere Kendra Wilkinson just read this and went, “Ohhhh, s**t.”

The truth behind Shiloh's boyish behavior  —  While Angelina Jolie has always insisted she has nothing to do with daughter Shiloh's controversial boyish behavior, insiders close to the family tell Life & Style that Angelina's actually the one dressing Shiloh like a tomboy.

How Jon Hamm Struggled with Depression  —  He now plays the dapper, suave Don Draper in Mad Men, so it's hard to picture Jon Hamm battling chronic depression, relying on antidepressants and therapy to beat the illness.  But that's just what he did.  —  Hamm, 38, reveals to the U.K. magazine …

We've Got Details on the Wachowskis's Top-Secret Gay Iraq War Romance Cobalt Neural 9  —  For months now, Hollywood has puzzled over the Wachowskis (né the Wachowski Brothers) and their Cobalt Neural 9 — a project so shrouded in secrecy that Hollywood's talent agents groused …

‘Smallville’ Exclusive: Teri Hatcher to play Lois' mom!  —  Congrats, Smallville—you have outdone yourself!  For the show's 10th and final season, producers have scored perhaps their biggest (maybe even the biggest possible) casting coup: They've snagged erstwhile Lois Lane Teri Hatcher to play mom to Erica Durance's Lois Lane!

EXCLUSIVE: David Beckham: I Never Hired a $10,000-a-Night Hooker!  —  David and Victoria Beckham are slamming the latest cover of tabloid In Touch, which claims that he cheated on her with a $10,000-a-night hooker.  —  A rep for the two tells UsMagazine.com that the allegations …

Exclusive: Top Chef Brings On the All-Stars  —  Time to break out the big knives!  Bravo tells TV Guide Magazine exclusively that the upcoming eighth season of Top Chef will serve up an all-star cast.  Eighteen familiar faces — all of them runners-up from previous seasons …

Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk  —  I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean.  When are these two going to leave us alone?

Are Ex's Friends Sabotaging Elisabeth Moss?  —  ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss filed divorce papers in Los Angeles to end her brief marriage to 'SNL'er Fred Armisen just three days ago, and I've already learned that Fred's friends are the ones feeding tabloid stories about her religion to try and sabotage the young actress.

Beautiful Without Botox  —  I've been getting lots of emails and comments regarding the botox episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I wanted to address this today to clear some things up.  —  On the show you saw I had some bruising around my eyes after the procedure, which is totally natural …

Did Anyone Ever Eat Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?  —  You might assume that the dress, made from a cut of meat known as “matambre” in the designer's home country of Argentina, would be headed for some sort of deep freeze.  Otherwise, it would become a hostel for maggots.  —  But you'd be wrong.

Ta-dah!  Illusionist David Blaine has magically expanded around the middle as he piles on weight  —  It's just been announced that his model fiancée Alizee Guinoche is pregnant with their first child - but it seems that illusionist David Blaine is the one eating for two.