Katy Perry's Honkers — Too Hot for ‘Sesame Street’  —  Katy Perry's breasts — and song — have been yanked from “Sesame Street” ... after the show began receiving complaints like, “DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF.”  —  Katy shot a segment for the show …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Drank, “Giggled” as She Tweeted Drug Confession  —  Lindsay Lohan certainly sounded contrite in her confessional Sept. 17 Tweet, in which she admitted to failing a drug test.  ("I'm taking responsibility for my actions and am prepared to face the consequences," Lohan, 24, wrote.)

EXCLUSIVE: Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed  —  Brittney Jones, the woman who says she had steamy one-night affair with married Hollywood heartthrob Ashton Kutcher, has a history of wild partying and a passion for posing naked …

Joey?  Matt IS not my name!  —  WE PROVOKE AN UN-FRIENDLY REACTION  —  As one of the stars of sitcom Friends, you'd think Matt LeBlanc was an affable sort of fella who was able to take a joke.  Not so...  When we bumped into the actor - famous as Joey in the long-running US series …

Jen Aniston Fails to Drum Up Ratings for Cougar Town  —  Jen Aniston's buzzed-about guest-starring role on Wednesday's Cougar Town didn't drum up ratings for the ABC sitcom.  —  Around 12.6 million viewers watched the season premiere of the Emmy award-winning Modern Family — a successful bow.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Drug Cartel Wanted Danielle Staub Dead  —  The man who knew Danielle Staub as a hooker in Miami - before she was famous - has claimed a drug cartel wanted the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dead after a botched drug deal.  —  Daniel Aguilar was questioned under oath …

Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet To Star In Roman Polanski's ‘God Of Carnage’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds) and Matt Dillon (Crash) will play their husbands in Polanski's adaptation of Yasmina Reza's Tony-winning play.  Shooting begins in Paris in February for 12 weeks.

EXCLUSIVE: Bret Michaels To Have Heart Surgery; Remains In ‘Good Spirits’  —  Rocker-turned-reality-TV star Bret Michaels has another major challenge ahead of him, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  PHOTOS: Bret Michaels Through The Years  —  The Poison frontman …

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress Turning Into Beef Jerky  —  Landov  —  One of the obvious problems with a dress made entirely out of meat is that it's perishable.  So, after Lady Gaga premiered her fleshy outfit at last week's MTV Video Music Awards, fans had to wonder: What would become of the famous meaty fashion after the show?

Kelly Osbourne Still Not Over Breakup with Luke Worrall  —  Kelly Osbourne sits down with Ellen DeGeneres  —  Kelly Osbourne still hasn't recovered from her split this summer with former fiancé Luke Worrall, which she says was her second heartbreak in life but by far the worst.

Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes to David Letterman for Previous Visit  —  It's been over a year since Joaquin Phoenix appeared on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ sporting an unkempt beard and sunglasses and mumbling his way through an awkward, often-uncomfortable interview with the late-night host.

Portia de Rossi — Officially Portia DeGeneres  —  Portia de Rossi is no more ... at least in the name department ... because she's now officially known as Portia Lee James DeGeneres.  —  TMZ has learned a judge granted Portia's name change petition today in L.A. County Superior Court.

Nicole Richie Planning December Wedding  —  The wedding bells are getting louder for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.  —  However, just because Ms. Richie had her bachelorette party last weekend in Mexico, that doesn't mean the big day is right around the corner...

Beautiful Without Botox  —  I've been getting lots of emails and comments regarding the botox episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I wanted to address this today to clear some things up.  —  On the show you saw I had some bruising around my eyes after the procedure.

Video: New ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Trailer Thrills  —  After a disappointing summer blockbuster season, Harry Potter is here to give us a major shot in the arm.  Just watch the new, awe-inspiring trailer for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I.’

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘Glee,’ 'Grey's,' ‘NCIS,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘House,’ and more!  —  Got a scoop request?  An anonymous tip you're dying to share?  Just want to say hi?  You can send any/all of the above toausielloscoop@ew.com  —  Question: Okay, so in order for me to make it 'till Thursday …

EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Cash-Strapped; Living At Mom's House  —  Cash-strapped reality TV (former) stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are living in one of his mother's beach homes because they have serious money problems, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Gis Won't Let Tom Brady Cut The Bieber Out Of His Hair  —  Tom Brady is 33-years-old, which is old enough to drive a car, buy a bottle of vodka, and in some states rent pussy by the hour.  But apparently, the age of 33 is still not old enough for Tom to take a pair of scissors to his luscious mop without asking for permission first.