Katy Perry's Honkers — Too Hot for ‘Sesame Street’  —  Katy Perry's breasts — and song — have been yanked from “Sesame Street” ... after the show began receiving complaints like, “DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF.”  —  Katy shot a segment for the show …

Probation Dept. Cuts Lindsay Lohan a Break  —  Lindsay Lohan may actually skate on a failed drug test ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  We've learned the second test Lindsay failed showed a positive reading for Adderall, but the L.A. County Probation Department …

Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes to David Letterman for Previous Visit  —  It's been over a year since Joaquin Phoenix appeared on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ sporting an unkempt beard and sunglasses and mumbling his way through an awkward, often-uncomfortable interview with the late-night host.

Ali Lohan, 16, Models Skimpy Dress for Lindsay's Clothing Line  —  Kendall Jenner isn't the only star sibling looking to make a splash in the modeling world!  —  Lindsay Lohan's younger sister Ali stars in a racy new ad campaign for 6126's spring/summer 2011 collection …

EXCLUSIVE: Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed  —  Brittney Jones, the woman who says she had steamy one-night affair with married Hollywood heartthrob Ashton Kutcher, has a history of wild partying and a passion for posing naked …

‘Smallville’ Exclusive: Teri Hatcher to play Lois' mom!  —  Congrats, Smallville—you have outdone yourself!  For the show's 10th and final season, producers have scored perhaps their biggest (maybe even the biggest possible) casting coup: They've snagged erstwhile Lois Lane Teri Hatcher to play mom to Erica Durance's Lois Lane!

NBC Picks Up J.J. Abrams' Linus & Locke Show  —  J.J. Abrams' new NBC drama Undercovers premieres in just an hour on the east coast, but the Peacock has already decided: It wants more J.J.!  The network has landed the rights to the new Michael Emerson-Terry O'Quinn show from Abrams' Bad Robot that Vulture told you about Monday.

Jon Hamm Struggled With Depression Following Parents' Deaths  —  ‘Mad Men’ star Jon Hamm is finally opening up about his struggle with depression and antidepressants following the death of his father.  —  “I was ... unmoored by that.  I struggled with chronic depression.  I was in bad shape,” he told UK's Guardian.

Beautiful Without Botox  —  I've been getting lots of emails and comments regarding the botox episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I wanted to address this today to clear some things up.  —  On the show you saw I had some bruising around my eyes after the procedure.

Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet To Star In Roman Polanski's ‘God Of Carnage’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds) and Matt Dillon (Crash) will play their husbands in Polanski's adaptation of Yasmina Reza's Tony-winning play.  Shooting begins in Paris in February for 12 weeks.

Kelly Osbourne Still Not Over Breakup with Luke Worrall  —  Kelly Osbourne sits down with Ellen DeGeneres  —  Kelly Osbourne still hasn't recovered from her split this summer with former fiancé Luke Worrall, which she says was her second heartbreak in life but by far the worst.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘Glee,’ 'Grey's,' ‘NCIS,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘House,’ and more!  —  Got a scoop request?  An anonymous tip you're dying to share?  Just want to say hi?  You can send any/all of the above toausielloscoop@ew.com  —  Question: Okay, so in order for me to make it 'till Thursday …

‘Goodfellas’ TV Series Has Town Jumping; But Will Majors Align To John Gotti Jr. Pic?  —  EXCLUSIVE: It's turning out to be an interesting week for projects based on organized crime.  Just as HBO's Boardwalk Empire was renewed for a second season after one superb Martin Scorsese-directed pilot episode …

Rob Zombie Bewitched by ‘Lords of Salem’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Rob Zombie has committed to make The Lords of Salem his next directorial outing.  The film has been put together by Haunted Films, the company run by the Paranormal Activity team of Jason Blum, Steven Schneider and Oren Peli.

The truth behind Shiloh's boyish behavior  —  While Angelina Jolie has always insisted she has nothing to do with daughter Shiloh's controversial boyish behavior, insiders close to the family tell Life & Style that Angelina's actually the one dressing Shiloh like a tomboy.

Rooney Mara NOT Injured on Set of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’  —  Word arrived this morning via a Swedish website that Rooney Mara was “severely injured” on the set of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’, and that production on the film was shut down indefinitely.

Is Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn the Godmother of Brad and Angelina's Twins?  —  In one of those only-in-Hollywood connections, Facts of Lifeactress Mindy Cohn may be the godmother to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins Knox and Vivienne, 2.  —  You're probably asking yourself - Mindy Cohn?

James Franco Has Fans Howling at His Latest Premiere  —  James Franco suited up last night in NYC for a special screening of Howl.  Despite the school year having started for James, who's working on a PhD at Yale in creative writing, he'll be plenty busy promoting his various upcoming films.

Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk  —  I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean.  When are these two going to leave us alone?

Exclusive: Top Chef Brings On the All-Stars  —  Time to break out the big knives!  Bravo tells TV Guide Magazine exclusively that the upcoming eighth season of Top Chef will serve up an all-star cast.  Eighteen familiar faces — all of them runners-up from previous seasons …

Keanu And A Cupcake  —  Who frowns at an innocent and sweet cupcake?  Who stares at a cupcake as though it's the reason why their urethra is swollen to the point where the jizz just dribbles out?  Who looks down at a cupcake like it's the cause of that annoying ass mosquito buzzing in their ear …