Katy Perry's Honkers — Too Hot for ‘Sesame Street’  —  Katy Perry's breasts — and song — have been yanked from “Sesame Street” ... after the show began receiving complaints like, “DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF.”  —  Katy shot a segment for the show …

Probation Dept. Cuts Lindsay Lohan a Break  —  Lindsay Lohan may actually skate on a failed drug test ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  We've learned the second test Lindsay failed showed a positive reading for Adderall, but the L.A. County Probation Department …

Exclusive: Ashton Kutcher's Texts to His Lover  —  Star broke the bombshell news that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore — on a sofa in their own home!  Now, in a blockbuster exclusive, we reveal the series of texts that the actor sent to his much younger mistress.

NBC Picks Up J.J. Abrams' Linus & Locke Show  —  J.J. Abrams' new NBC drama Undercovers premieres in just an hour on the east coast, but the Peacock has already decided: It wants more J.J.!  The network has landed the rights to the new Michael Emerson-Terry O'Quinn show from Abrams' Bad Robot that Vulture told you about Monday.

Jon Hamm Struggled With Depression Following Parents' Deaths  —  ‘Mad Men’ star Jon Hamm is finally opening up about his struggle with depression and antidepressants following the death of his father.  —  “I was ... unmoored by that.  I struggled with chronic depression.  I was in bad shape,” he told UK's Guardian.

Production On The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Shut Down “Indefinitely” After Star Suffers Severe Injury!  —  How awful!  —  We've just gotten word from sources in Sweden that during filming earlier this week, Rooney Mara, who won the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo movie, has been severely injured.

Beautiful Without Botox  —  I've been getting lots of emails and comments regarding the botox episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I wanted to address this today to clear some things up.  —  On the show you saw I had some bruising around my eyes after the procedure.

‘Smallville’ Exclusive: Teri Hatcher to play Lois' mom!  —  Congrats, Smallville—you have outdone yourself!  For the show's 10th and final season, producers have scored perhaps their biggest (maybe even the biggest possible) casting coup: They've snagged erstwhile Lois Lane Teri Hatcher to play mom to Erica Durance's Lois Lane!

Heidi Montag Flashes Her Plastic Lady Junk  —  I really hate myself for doing this, but here's Heidi Montag and her douche pretend on again off again husband back together again in some completely staged pictures of them walking in the ocean.  When are these two going to leave us alone?

EXCLUSIVE: Insider: Brad Womack to Be the Next Bachelor!  —  Brad Womack, take two!  —  After infamously jilting both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft during the season 11 finale of ABC's The Bachelor in 2007, the Texas-bred hunk, 37, is close to signing on for a return engagement.

Rob Zombie Bewitched by ‘Lords of Salem’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Rob Zombie has committed to make The Lords of Salem his next directorial outing.  The film has been put together by Haunted Films, the company run by the Paranormal Activity team of Jason Blum, Steven Schneider and Oren Peli.

The truth behind Shiloh's boyish behavior  —  While Angelina Jolie has always insisted she has nothing to do with daughter Shiloh's controversial boyish behavior, insiders close to the family tell Life & Style that Angelina's actually the one dressing Shiloh like a tomboy.

Ali Lohan, 16, Models Skimpy Dress for Lindsay's Clothing Line  —  Kendall Jenner isn't the only star sibling looking to make a splash in the modeling world!  —  Lindsay Lohan's younger sister Ali stars in a racy new ad campaign for 6126's spring/summer 2011 collection …

Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes to David Letterman for Previous Visit  —  It's been over a year since Joaquin Phoenix appeared on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ sporting an unkempt beard and sunglasses and mumbling his way through an awkward, often-uncomfortable interview with the late-night host.

We've Got Details on the Wachowskis's Top-Secret Gay Iraq War Romance Cobalt Neural 9  —  For months now, Hollywood has puzzled over the Wachowskis (né the Wachowski Brothers) and their Cobalt Neural 9 — a project so shrouded in secrecy that Hollywood's talent agents groused …

Keanu And A Cupcake  —  Who frowns at an innocent and sweet cupcake?  Who stares at a cupcake as though it's the reason why their urethra is swollen to the point where the jizz just dribbles out?  Who looks down at a cupcake like it's the cause of that annoying ass mosquito buzzing in their ear …

EXCLUSIVE: David Beckham: I Never Hired a $10,000-a-Night Hooker!  —  David and Victoria Beckham are slamming the latest cover of tabloid In Touch, which claims that he cheated on her with a $10,000-a-night hooker.  —  A rep for the two tells UsMagazine.com that the allegations …