Jen Aniston Fails to Drum Up Ratings for Cougar Town  —  Jen Aniston's buzzed-about guest-starring role on Wednesday's Cougar Town didn't drum up ratings for the ABC sitcom.  —  Around 12.6 million viewers watched the season premiere of the Emmy award-winning Modern Family — a successful bow.

Katy Perry's Sesame Street Segment Cut Over Her Cleavage  —  Sunny days on Sesame Street?  —  Katy Perry's appearance on the long-running PBS children's show has been pulled after parents complained about the singer's cleavage-baring dress.  —  A clip leaked on the web this week …

EXCLUSIVE: Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed  —  Brittney Jones, the woman who says she had steamy one-night affair with married Hollywood heartthrob Ashton Kutcher, has a history of wild partying and a passion for posing naked …

Lindsay Lohan Will Dodge Jail Bullet  —  Lindsay Lohan will not have to spend the next 30 days in jail ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.  —  There was a buzz in the case that Judge Elden Fox would have Lindsay jailed tomorrow — without giving her bail — and make her sit behind bars for 30 days until the next hearing.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Drug Cartel Wanted Danielle Staub Dead  —  The man who knew Danielle Staub as a hooker in Miami - before she was famous - has claimed a drug cartel wanted the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dead after a botched drug deal.  —  Daniel Aguilar was questioned under oath …

Joey?  Matt IS not my name!  —  WE PROVOKE AN UN-FRIENDLY REACTION  —  As one of the stars of sitcom Friends, you'd think Matt LeBlanc was an affable sort of fella who was able to take a joke.  Not so...  When we bumped into the actor - famous as Joey in the long-running US series …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Drank, “Giggled” as She Tweeted Drug Confession  —  Lindsay Lohan certainly sounded contrite in her confessional Sept. 17 Tweet, in which she admitted to failing a drug test.  ("I'm taking responsibility for my actions and am prepared to face the consequences," Lohan, 24, wrote.)

Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet To Star In Roman Polanski's ‘God Of Carnage’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds) and Matt Dillon (Crash) will play their husbands in Polanski's adaptation of Yasmina Reza's Tony-winning play.  Shooting begins in Paris in February for 12 weeks.

EXCLUSIVE: Bret Michaels To Have Heart Surgery; Remains In ‘Good Spirits’  —  Rocker-turned-reality-TV star Bret Michaels has another major challenge ahead of him, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.  —  PHOTOS: Bret Michaels Through The Years  —  The Poison frontman …

Jenny McCarthy & Jim Carrey: Working It Out  —  Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey may be giving love another shot!  —  She pulled the plug on their nearly five-year-relationship last April, as Star was first to reveal, because his bouts of depression made life with him very difficult at times.

Chloe Moretz Will Be ‘Emily The Strange’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Chloe Moretz continues to blaze a path as Hollywood's hottest teenage actress.  Universal Pictures has acquired rights to the Dark Horse comic Emily The Strange, and Moretz is attached to play the title role of the odd but stylish young lady.

Cameron Crowe Divorce  —  Cameron Crowe is getting divorced ... TMZ has learned.  —  Crowe's wife, Nancy Wilson, filed for divorce today in L.A. County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.”  —  The couple was marred in 1986 and has 10-year-old twin boys.

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress Turning Into Beef Jerky  —  Landov  —  One of the obvious problems with a dress made entirely out of meat is that it's perishable.  So, after Lady Gaga premiered her fleshy outfit at last week's MTV Video Music Awards, fans had to wonder: What would become of the famous meaty fashion after the show?

EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Cash-Strapped; Living At Mom's House  —  Cash-strapped reality TV (former) stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are living in one of his mother's beach homes because they have serious money problems, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Grenade’ Attack - Jersey Shore's ‘The Situation’ Slapped With Legal Situation  —  The Situation's iPhone application might have soared into Apple's Top 10-grossing apps, but those abs from the Jersey Shore have a potential legal “grenade” about to be lobbed in his direction, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

‘Spider-Man’ female leads: they're getting closer  —  Some new names are popping up surrounding the casting of Spider-Man's love interest in the reboot of the webbed superhero starring Andrew Garfield.  Sony and director Marc Webb (500 Days of Summer) continue to test actresses, but …

Video: New ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ Trailer Thrills  —  After a disappointing summer blockbuster season, Harry Potter is here to give us a major shot in the arm.  Just watch the new, awe-inspiring trailer for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I.’

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on ‘Glee,’ 'Grey's,' ‘NCIS,’ ‘Smallville,’ ‘House,’ and more!  —  Got a scoop request?  An anonymous tip you're dying to share?  Just want to say hi?  You can send any/all of the above toausielloscoop@ew.com  —  Question: Okay, so in order for me to make it 'till Thursday …

Kristen Bell would finance ‘Veronica Mars’ pic  —  Tells THR that Warner Bros. won't release rights to property  —  Kristen Bell is serious about bringing the TV show she starred in, “Veronica Mars,” to the big screen.  The only problem?  Warner Bros. still owns the rights.

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez Bans Ex From American Idol Audition  —  Jennifer Lopez has already crossed off one American Idol contender off the list: her ex-husband Ojani Noa.  A source close to Noa told RadarOnline.com exclusively that he was banned from auditioning for the show.