Lindsay Lohan — In Custody, No Bail  —  Lindsay Lohan is in custody ... after Judge Elden Fox shockingly denied her bail ... and Lindsay could be sitting there until October 22.  But LiLo's lawyer just told us, the judge was dead wrong.  —  Lindsay was in court because she failed two drug tests …

EXCLUSIVE: Lauren Conrad's Small-Screen Comeback — On MTV  —  The ink might still be drying — but as RadarOnline.com has learned — Lauren Conrad has signed a deal with MTV to host her new reality television show.  —  The network has won the battle to air LC's new venture back into reality television …

EXCLUSIVE: Pauly D Breaks Out From Jersey Shore; Gets A Spin-Off Show!  —  It's official: DJ Pauly D is no longer The Situation's wingman!  —  The Jersey Shore reality star is getting his own spin-off television show, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

EXCLUSIVE: Ashton Kutcher Mistress' Shocking Claim - ‘Demi Moore & I Are Friends!’  ; Read Her Text Messages  —  The woman who threatens to shatter one of Hollywood's picture perfect marriages - the union between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - is confiding to friends that the Indecent Proposal star is one of her close pals.

Facts of Life Star Is Godmother to Jolie-Pitt Kids!  —  She's an ex-Facts of Life star, the voice of Velma in several Scooby-Doo! projects — and the godmother of Brangelina's kids?!  —  The new Us Weekly reports that '80s sitcom star Mindy Cohn was recently heard bragging that Brad Pitt …

Rocker Nancy Wilson Divorcing Cameron Crowe  —  Director Cameron Crowe and his musician wife, Nancy Wilson, are pulling the plug on their 22-year marriage.  —  Wilson, a singer and songwriter from the rock band Heart, filed divorce papers Thursday in L.A. County Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.

Zucker Announces Departure From NBC  —  Jeff Zucker, the chief executive of NBC Universal, told the company's employees in an e-mail Friday morning that he would step down from his position upon the completion of the takeover of NBC by Comcast.  —  The fate of Mr. Zucker …

Oksana to Mel: I'll Destroy The Tapes ... for a Price  —  There is no question ... when Oksana Grigorieva signed an agreement with Mel Gibson last May ... she got millions out of him and only gave one thing in return — a promise to destroy “evidence,” including the secret tapes.

‘ME AGAINST THE MUSIC’ PREVIEW FROM NEXT WEEK'S GLEE  —  Please enter an email address above.  —  Keep up on the freshest Britney news with email updates.  — “How not to know this, BEST VIDEO EVAH!!!!”  —Kenny Mejia  — “Hello Queen and Your Team!!!!  Honey Thanks 4 Making My Dreams Come True!

Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley Are Engaged  —  It's not a dream: Inception star Tom Hardy is engaged to his girlfriend British actress Charlotte Riley.  —  The pair met on the set of a British TV adaptation of Wuthering Heights last year (he played Heathcliff to her Cathy) and are hoping to wed next year.

Elisabetta Canalis' Cute Little Bikini Bottoms  —  As if we already didn't have enough reasons to hate George Clooney, here's his hot Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis sunning herself and playing around in her outdoor shower in her little white bikini.  Damn you George Clooney!

Every Single Episode of SNL Is Coming to Netflix's Watch Instantly  —  Well, here's some pretty amazing news for Netflix subscribers who like to stream stuff via the Watch Instantly feature.  A new deal with NBC is bringing every single episode of SNL ever to the service …

Watch ‘CSI’ With Only the Justin Bieber Parts  —  Justin Bieber's hyped star turn on ‘CSI’ finally arrived on Thursday, with the ‘Baby’ boy playing an angry, anti-authority floppy-haired teen.  A truly adorable angry, anti-authority floppy-haired teen, mind you.

First Look: Chris Evans Wears Prosthetic Feet On Captain America Set  —  INF Daily found actor Chris Evans filming some intense scenes on the set of the new Captain America: The First Avenger movie.  For some reason the actor was wearing a cumbersome looking pair of prosthetic feet …

R.I.P. Eddie Fisher  —  Reliable sources tell me that Eddie Fisher has died.  He was 82.  [UPDATE: His daughter, Tricia Leigh Fisher of Los Angeles, told the AP that he died Wednesday night at his Berkeley home of complications from hip surgery.]  The singer and entertainer and TV star …

Rep: Enough with the Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer Rumors  —  Friends, lovers or nothing.  —  Contrary to rumors, there's no reconciliation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, her rep tells PEOPLE.  A recent tabloid story suggesting Aniston and Mayer spent time together in Georgia …

BY … CBS won the night in adults 18-49 and viewers and ABC was second and NBC third.  —  Big Bang Theory scored a 4.8/15 (rating/share) with adults 18-49, up 1/10th over last years premiere on Monday night at 9:30 following Two and a Half Men.  It was also up 41vs. the first half hour of the Survivor premiere last year.