Lindsay Lohan — In Custody, No Bail  —  Lindsay Lohan is in custody ... after Judge Elden Fox shockingly denied her bail ... and Lindsay could be sitting there until October 22.  But LiLo's lawyer just told us, the judge was dead wrong.  —  Lindsay was in court because she failed two drug tests …

EXCLUSIVE: Lauren Conrad's Small-Screen Comeback — On MTV  —  The ink might still be drying — but as RadarOnline.com has learned — Lauren Conrad has signed a deal with MTV to host her new reality television show.  —  The network has won the battle to air LC's new venture back into reality television …

EXCLUSIVE: Pauly D Breaks Out From Jersey Shore; Gets A Spin-Off Show!  —  It's official: DJ Pauly D is no longer The Situation's wingman!  —  The Jersey Shore reality star is getting his own spin-off television show, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

First Look: Chris Evans Wears Prosthetic Feet On Captain America Set  —  INF Daily found actor Chris Evans filming some intense scenes on the set of the new Captain America: The First Avenger movie.  For some reason the actor was wearing a cumbersome looking pair of prosthetic feet …

EXCLUSIVE: Ashton Kutcher Mistress' Shocking Claim - ‘Demi Moore & I Are Friends!’  ; Read Her Text Messages  —  The woman who threatens to shatter one of Hollywood's picture perfect marriages - the union between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - is confiding to friends that the Indecent Proposal star is one of her close pals.

Facts of Life Star Is Godmother to Jolie-Pitt Kids!  —  She's an ex-Facts of Life star, the voice of Velma in several Scooby-Doo! projects — and the godmother of Brangelina's kids?!  —  The new Us Weekly reports that '80s sitcom star Mindy Cohn was recently heard bragging that Brad Pitt …

Oksana to Mel: I'll Destroy The Tapes ... for a Price  —  There is no question ... when Oksana Grigorieva signed an agreement with Mel Gibson last May ... she got millions out of him and only gave one thing in return — a promise to destroy “evidence,” including the secret tapes.

BY … CBS won the night in adults 18-49 and viewers and ABC was second and NBC third.  —  Big Bang Theory scored a 4.8/15 (rating/share) with adults 18-49, up 1/10th over last years premiere on Monday night at 9:30 following Two and a Half Men.  It was also up 41vs. the first half hour of the Survivor premiere last year.

Elisabetta Canalis' Cute Little Bikini Bottoms  —  As if we already didn't have enough reasons to hate George Clooney, here's his hot Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis sunning herself and playing around in her outdoor shower in her little white bikini.  Damn you George Clooney!

Is John Travolta A Sex Addict?  —  John Travolta's Scientolohole eats a dick for breakfast, a dick for lunch, a dick for an afternoon snack, a dick for dinner and brushes with a dick before gargling a dick.  This is what author Robert Randolph claims.  Robert is the one who gave …

Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley Are Engaged  —  It's not a dream: Inception star Tom Hardy is engaged to his girlfriend British actress Charlotte Riley.  —  The pair met on the set of a British TV adaptation of Wuthering Heights last year (he played Heathcliff to her Cathy) and are hoping to wed next year.

‘Community’ Exclusive: Hilary Duff to headline ‘Mean Girls’ homage  —  Our favorite Greendalians are under assault again—this time from Lizzie McGuire!  Community—a.k.a. NBC's little overachiever that could—has tapped Hilary Duff to guest star as a member of a mean girl clique that goes head …

EXCLUSIVE: Scott Disick Insults Kim Kardashian's Best Friend  —  He's at it again!  —  Scott Disick is picking yet another fight: this time with one of Kim Kardashian's closest friends.  —  Kourtney Kardashian's beau Disick, 27, attended a Thursday event at the Green Brook Country Club in North Caldwell, NJ.

Every Single Episode of SNL Is Coming to Netflix's Watch Instantly  —  Well, here's some pretty amazing news for Netflix subscribers who like to stream stuff via the Watch Instantly feature.  A new deal with NBC is bringing every single episode of SNL ever to the service …

Rep: Enough with the Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer Rumors  —  Friends, lovers or nothing.  —  Contrary to rumors, there's no reconciliation between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, her rep tells PEOPLE.  A recent tabloid story suggesting Aniston and Mayer spent time together in Georgia …

Zucker Announces Departure From NBC  —  Jeff Zucker, the chief executive of NBC Universal, told the company's employees in an e-mail Friday morning that he would step down from his position upon the completion of the takeover of NBC by Comcast.  —  The fate of Mr. Zucker …