Tragic Lindsay Lohan pictured with syringe and snogging pal Paris Hilton  —  CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin.  —  Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm - the method addicts use to raise a vein.

Actress Emily Deschanel Weds  —  Actress Emily Deschanel,33, and writer-actor David Hornsby tied the knot in a quiet evening ceremony in front of family and friends in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles on Saturday, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  Deschanel is currently starring …

Katy Perry to guest star on ‘The Simpsons’!  Here's your exclusive first look...  It looks like Katy Perry will get to sing with a puppet on TV after all.  Although Sesame Street has decided that Perry's “Hot N Cold” duet with Elmo was too hot for TV, The Simpsons is rolling out the yellow carpet for the singer.

Miles Austin Misses “Publicity” He Got Dating Kim Kardashian  —  What does Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin miss most about ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian?  —  The attention!  —  “Sitting on the floor of the Lakers game with her was better than any commercial of him that would ever run,” an insider tells UsMagazine.com.

On SNL's New Season, Gov. David Paterson Confronts Fred Armisen  —  The 36th season of ‘Saturday Night Live’ kicked off with a high-profile lineup:  —  Former ‘Weekend Update’ anchor and two-time Emmy nominee Amy Poehler was the host (she welcomed cameos from Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake) …

Ex-Bodyguard Wants Dina Lohan's ‘Milk’ Money  —  Dina Lohan's about to get tagged for a $500,000 debt, and Lindsay Lohan's “milkaholic” lawsuit is partly to blame ... according to the guy who's trying to collect the cash.  —  Tony Almeida, one of Lindsay's ex-bodyguards during her Disney days …

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman - “We'll Get Through” Foreclosure  —  Desperately in need of earning a quick buck, Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman held a yard sale and auction on the front lawn of her La Habra, CA house Saturday, and RadarOnline.com was there.  —  PHOTOS: Octo-Mom At The Beach

Move Over, Grover!  Jimmy Kimmel Debuts Edgy New Kids' Fare, ‘Sesame Shore’  —  Snooki believes the children are our future.  —  Okay, not really — what reality star thinks ahead?  Nevertheless, Snooki and her ‘Jersey Shore’ pals recently dropped by ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ for a very good cause …

Crystal Bowersox Is Getting Married!  —  Crystal Bowersox, the American Idol runner-up, is engaged to musician Brian Walker and they plan to tie the knot next month, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  It's the first marriage for Bowersox, 25, who has a son, Tony, 1 ½, from a previous relationship.

Demi and Ashton: More Bombshells to Come?  —  After weeks of rumor-fueled fears that their marriage was on the rocks, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore showed a united front on Thursday when they spoke together at the Clinton Global Initiative.  However, sources tell me that the worst is yet to come.