WeSmirch: On SNL's New Season, Gov. David Paterson Confronts Fred Armisen (PopEater)

11:25 AM ET, September 26, 2010

Top News:

Tragic Lindsay Lohan pictured with syringe and snogging pal Paris Hilton — CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin. — Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm - the method addicts use to raise a vein.

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Ken Lee / People.com:

Source: Lindsay Lohan Plans to Return to Rehab — Although she relapsed just weeks after checking out of UCLA inpatient rehab on Aug. 24, Lindsay Lohan is serious about her recovery, a source close to the actress says. — “She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered …

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TMZ.com:

Lindsay Lohan Bails Out — Lindsay Lohan just high-tailed it out of the Lynwood Correctional Facility after posting $300,000 bail. — As we first reported, Judge Schnegg reversed Judge Elden Fox's decision for Lindsay to be held without bail. — Lindsay will once again don the SCRAM bracelet …

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PopEater:

Michael Lohan: ‘God Wanted’ This For Lindsay — In a new statement to PopEater, Lindsay Lohan's increasingly pious father has a lot to say about the legal system, his divorce from Dina, and the latest turn of events in his famous (and estranged) daughter's life. — Michael Lohan says:

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Marco / X17 Online:
X17 EXCLUSIVE - Michael Lohan To Lindsay: Hopefully Now You Will Go Into Rehab

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TMZ.com:
Lindsay Lohan Will Bail Out of Jail

Suzanne Zuckerman / People.com:

Actress Emily Deschanel Weds — Actress Emily Deschanel,33, and writer-actor David Hornsby tied the knot in a quiet evening ceremony in front of family and friends in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles on Saturday, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. — Deschanel is currently starring …

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PopEater:

On SNL's New Season, Gov. David Paterson Confronts Fred Armisen — The 36th season of ‘Saturday Night Live’ kicked off with a high-profile lineup: — Former ‘Weekend Update’ anchor and two-time Emmy nominee Amy Poehler was the host (she welcomed cameos from Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake) …

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Us Weekly:

Miles Austin Misses “Publicity” He Got Dating Kim Kardashian — What does Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin miss most about ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian? — The attention! — “Sitting on the floor of the Lakers game with her was better than any commercial of him that would ever run,” an insider tells UsMagazine.com.

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PopEater:

Move Over, Grover! Jimmy Kimmel Debuts Edgy New Kids' Fare, ‘Sesame Shore’ — Snooki believes the children are our future. — Okay, not really — what reality star thinks ahead? Nevertheless, Snooki and her ‘Jersey Shore’ pals recently dropped by ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ for a very good cause …

Discussion: X17 Online

TMZ.com:

Ex-Bodyguard Wants Dina Lohan's ‘Milk’ Money — Dina Lohan's about to get tagged for a $500,000 debt, and Lindsay Lohan's “milkaholic” lawsuit is partly to blame ... according to the guy who's trying to collect the cash. — Tony Almeida, one of Lindsay's ex-bodyguards during her Disney days …

Discussion: Hollywoodnews.com

RADAR:

David Beckham Files Suit Over Hooker Story — He threatened. He sued. David Beckham has followed through on his threat to sue a magazine for a story claiming he'd had sex with a hooker, RadarOnline.com is reporting. — The soccer superstar filed suit against In Touch Weekly magazine Friday …

Discussion: Hollywoodnews.com, Celebrity Gossip … and Gawker

PopEater:

Kristen Bell Says She'd Finance ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie — Some dreams die hard. Kristen Bell opened up at this week's L.A. premiere for her new feature ‘You Again,’ (co-starring Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis and Betty White) all about the 2004-'07 television role that made her a star …

Discussion: New York Post and Hollywoodnews.com

Natalie Finn / E! Online:

Crystal Bowersox's Next Jam: Wedding Bells! — Crystal Bowersox may have stayed a bridesmaid on American Idol, but her time is coming soon. — The folk-pop singer from Toledo, Ohio, is engaged to fellow musician Brian Walker and the couple are planning to tie the knot next month, E! News confirmed Friday.

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