‘Two and a Half Men’ — Kid Scores MASSIVE Contract  —  While most 16-year-olds are scrounging around for minimum wage jobs ... the kid from “Two and a Half Men” just locked up a brand new contract worth $300,000 per episode ... TMZ has learned.  —  Angus T. Jones — who plays Charlie Sheen's …

Anderson Cooper Slams Vince Vaughn's Use Of 'That's So Gay'  —  Anderson Cooper has spoken out against Vince Vaughn's pejorative use of “that's so gay” the trailer for his new film, The Dilemma.  —  In the film, Vince plays a man who learns that his best friend's wife is having an affair.

Brett Favre's Cellphone Seduction Of Jenn Sterger (Update) … 02:30 PM  —  6,092  —  4  —  By Adam Dachis … Thuuz Lets Sports Fans Know Which Games Were Great (or Not)  —  Sports fanatic or not, you can't catch every game.  Thuuz helps you make the difficult choices by ranking games …

Gwyneth Paltrow “Shocked” After Director Offers Sex for Role  —  For Elle's annual Women in Hollywood issue, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson and Hilary Swank grace three different November covers and open up about their past showbiz struggles and where women stand today.

‘Help us mutiny’: Johnny Depp pays surprise visit to London primary school dressed as Jack Sparrow after letter from girl, 9  —  It's not every day a Hollywood heart-throb pitches up in your classroom.  —  But these Greenwich schoolgoers left the rest of Britain's children - if not parents …

Ryan Seacrest in talks to launch cable network  —  EXCLUSIVE: Teaming with CAA, AEG on joint venture  —  The reality producer, radio personality and “American Idol” host is in early talks with talent agency CAA and entertainment company AEG about jointly launching a new cable network.

Russell Brand Is in the Clear for Paparazzo Incident - Sort of  —  He's off the hook - well, almost.  —  A month after a photo-op gone awry at Los Angeles International Airport, prosecutors said they have no plans to charge Russell Brand for his aggressive run-in with a paparazzo - but he'll still have to make an appearance in court.

Rehab cuts Lindsay Lohan's phone, e-mail, Twitter use  —  Tweet  —  While in rehab at the Betty Ford Center, Lindsay Lohan is also getting therapy for her addiction to e-mail and Twitter.  Sources tell us she's “only allowed to use her phone for two hours a day, and only to keep in touch with family and close friends.”

Sarah Jessica Parker is looking Sexy in the City in nude dress at New York City Ballet gala  —  Sarah Jessica Parker put on a little red carpet performance of her own as she gave a twirl in her stunning nude dress at the New York City Ballet 2010 fall gala last night.

Julia Ormond And Dougray Scott Round Out Cast Of ‘My Week With Marilyn’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Julia Ormond is playing Vivien Leigh after Catherine Zeta-Jones dropped out, and Dougray Scott is playing Arthur Miller.  Filming starts today in London on the feature, which is shooting for 7 weeks at Pinewood and on location in and around the city.

Ozzy Osbourne “Disgusted” By Anti-Gay Church Using His Music  —  Ozzy Osbourne sounds ready to bite somebody's head off.  —  The British rock god released a statement saying he was “disgusted” by a Kansas-based church's choice to play his music on the steps of the United States Supreme Court today.

Halle Berry Takes New Boyfriend Olivier Martinez To Meet Her Parents!  —  Halle Berry stepped out with her new boyfriend, Frenchman Olivier Martinez, today, after he arrived in LA just yesterday from France.  The pair jumped in Oli's vintage Aston Martin and headed to a hip West Hollywood art gallery.

EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore's Angelina Punches Limo Driver!  —  A hired driver learned that lesson the hard way recently when she punched him in the head after he insulted her mother, Angelina's mother told RadarOnline.com exclusively.  —  PHOTOS: Top 10 Bikini Clad Reality Stars

Brad Pitt Arrives in Hungary to Join Angelina Jolie and Kids  —  The world's most famous globe trotting family are back together again.  —  Brad Pitt was spotted Thursday arriving at the VIP terminal at the Ferihegy International Airport in Budapest carrying two-year old twins Vivienne and Knox.

Next Hot Female Role: Noomi Rapace In Hunt For Ridley Scott's 3D ‘Alien’ Prequel  —  Now that Rooney Mara got the Lisbeth Salander role in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Emma Stone got the Gwen Stacy role in Spider-Man and Sandra Bullock is in talks for Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity …

Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson to star in sitcom together  —  Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson were married for about five years, from 1998-1993.  They have an adopted child together, son Quinton, now 22, and although they were estranged for some time they've recently mended fences.

EXCLUSIVE: Ashley Olsen's Boyfriend to Pop the Question  —  Fashion designer, mini-mogul . . . bride-to-be?  —  A source tells the new Us Weekly (out now) that Ashley Olsen's boyfriend of two years, Justin Bartha, is looking at engagement rings and planning to propose.

Oksana Grigorieva Claims Mel Gibson Wielded Gun After Hitting Her  —  As the drama surrounding Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva continued, the Russian-born musician is going into greater detail about the domestic violence she says she suffered at Gibson's hands.

A Curvy Halloween as Rachael Ray Dresses Up as Jessica Rabbit  —  Rachael Ray is serving up quite a spicy dish on an upcoming edition of her talk show, dressing up as iconic 'toon Jessica Rabbit for a Halloween episode.  —  The TV cook transformed herself into the cartoonishly-curvy star …

Rachel Uchitel — I Got Jacked at Recovery Center  —  Rachel Uchitel claims she went to a sober living house to get cleaned up ... and instead got cleaned out ... as in, someone inside the place allegedly stole her $11,000 Cartier watch.  —  The upcoming “Celebrity Rehab” …

TA-TA, TATTOOS!  —  Kelly Osbourne shed pounds, and now she's losing her tattoos!  —  The former reality TV star has been reinventing herself ever since her stint on Dancing With The Stars, which helped her drop some extra weight.  She's no longer Ozzy's foul-mouthed, full-figured daughter …

Miami Police Department Thinks Jay-Z Looks Like a Gangbanger  —  Jay-Z is on the cover of this month's Forbes.  But the Miami Police Department still thinks he looks like your typical member of a street gang.  —  The department's website is currently featuring a large mural-esque banner …

Alexa Chung: 'I Don't Have an Eating Disorder'  —  Courtesy ELLE  —  British presenter and model Alexa Chung, with her unique shabby-chic style and quirky sense of humor, is often seen gracing the front row at fashion shows (she's currently doing the rounds in Paris), and even has a Mulberry bag named after her.

Katherine Heigl Admits She Has an “Image Problem”  —  While ungrateful is a word often linked with Katherine Heigl here in Hollywood (tho we do want to give her props for her fab work with animals), the Life As We Know It star addressed her “image problem” this morning—at least, that's what the New York Times called it.