EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Nabbed Trying To Flee Rehab Facility  —  Lindsay Lohan was caught trying to escape the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, earlier this week, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.  —  But all Lohan, 24, desperately wanted to score was a coke fix — of the cola variety!

Courteney Cox Offered $1 Mil to Promote Cougar Hunt  —  She's barely a single woman ... but Courteney Cox is already getting a $1 million offer to become the new face of a dating website ... one that specializes in hooking cougars up with fresh meat.  —  TMZ has learned …

THOUGHT THE BUSH ERA WAS OVER?  YOU WEREN'T ALONE.  BUT AFTER EIGHT YEARS AND TWO KIDS, THE 45-YEAR-OLD FRONTMAN IS GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.  —  Details: While you were waiting for Bush's first album to be released in 1994, you worked a string of crappy jobs.

Pin-thin stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant, the new Us Weekly reports.  —  “It's very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, 39, who is ­expecting her first child with husband of 12 years Rodger Berman.  “She's telling people she can't travel,” notes the insider.

Katherine Heigl's Neighborhood War — Cops Called  —  Cops were called to the home of Katherine Heigl last night after a little neighborhood war erupted over noise in a hot tub ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told Katherine and hubby Josh Kelley were enjoying …

Randy Jackson is Noprah on Oprah  —  Randy Jackson is outraged that his parents allowed Oprah Winfrey in the Jackson family home for an interview ... because he thinks Oprah tried to put his dead brother in jail.  —  Randy Tweeted last night that he was beside himself that Joe and Katherine Jackson …

Christina Aguilera's wild vacation was precursor to divorce  —  Tweet  —  Christina Aguilera's marriage fell apart after she went for a girls-only vacation with Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, last month.  Sources said “there were already problems between her and her husband …

Angelina Jolie Steals Kiss From Brad Pitt During Set Visit  —  Angelina Jolie got a pleasant surprise Wednesday on the Budapest, Hungary- set of her Bosnian love story: Beau Brad Pitt!  —  The actress, 35, was all smiles as she showed Pitt, 46, around.  At one point, they even smooched!

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Week 4 result  —  Warning: This article contains spoilers that some readers may prefer to avoid.  Please click here if you wish to continue.  —  The Situation has become the fourth celebrity to be eliminated from the 11th season of Dancing With The Stars.

Ashlee Simpson Cuts Hair, Pete Wentz Shows Off Photo Of Wife's New Pixie 'Do  —  Pete Wentz posted this Twitpic of wife Ashlee Simpson and son Bronx yesterday, along with the note: “Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (@ashsimpsonwentz) new blonde pixie haircut is cute.  Ill try and sneak a pic to post.”

GLAAD and Facebook Work Together to Remove Hateful Comments and Images on Memorial Page  —  Last week, GLAAD's constituents contacted us about a Facebook event page created to honor teens who recently took their lives in response to anti-gay bullying.  The event page, named “R.I.P. ;; …

George: I am off to rehab  —  GEORGE MICHAEL left his home in the early hours yesterday - vowing he was going into rehab.  —  The star said: “I want to beat my drug addiction and lead a normal life.”  —  Hours earlier, troubled ex-Wham! icon George, 47, was freed from jail after serving half an eight-week sentence for drug-driving.

‘Bed Intruder’ Live: Antoine Dodson Finds the BET Hip Hop Awards  —  Antoine Dodson of ‘Bed Intruder’ fame made his live debut on Tuesday's telecast of the BET Hip Hop Awards, and we must confess, the guy can actually carry a tune!  Dodson, whose odd and unintentionally hilarious interview …

A Letter to X17  —  THANK YOU so much for posting the video of your employees sitting outside of my daughter's school, because now the entire world can see how creepy and disgusting you are.  —  You do not get to spend 200 dollars on a camera, and think that gives you a free pass to shadow my child.

EXCLUSIVE: Dancing With the Stars' Jennifer Grey: Why I Refuse to Get Botox  —  Out of the spotlight for more than 20 years, it wasn't easy for 80s icon Jennifer Grey to return to the dance floor at age 50.  —  “Before the show, I thought, Oh, I should get some Botox, get rid of the wrinkles under my eyes …

Bridal Bliss: Love at First Sight  —  Occupations: Aisha, Public Affairs Consultant; Danielle, Environmental Lobbyist  —  Hometown: Washington, D.C.  —  Wedding Location: Orchard Hill at Old Westbury Gardens, Long Island, NY  —  That What Friends Are For

Stupid Lucky Zach Morris  —  This saucy video is from Monday night's “Weeds,” and needless to say, Mark-Paul Gosselaar pulling Mary-Louise Parker's hair was just the beginning.  What followed after this scene was probably the best sex scene between two hyphenated names we'll ever see.

EXCLUSIVE: Robert Downey Jr: It Feels Like a “Lifetime” Since I've Done Drugs  —  Robert Downey Jr. is sober these days, but he says he will never forget his ugly struggle with drug and alcohol addiction.  —  “Not having done drugs for literally five or six years is a lifetime,” …

E! orders series following rock-star spouses  —  EXCLUSIVE: Show stars GN'R, Jane's Addiction rocker wives  —  E! is teaming with Bunim-Murray Prods. for a docuseries following the spouses of rock stars.  The show, titled “Married to Rock,” stars three women married to members of famous bands and one who hopes to join their ranks.

‘Glee’ Star Sings Final Note on Marriage  —  Months after her character signed divorce papers on “Glee” — actress Jessalyn Gilsig has ended her marriage in real life too ... TMZ has learned.  —  Gilsig — who plays Terri Schuester on the show, the ex-wife of glee club director Will Schuester …

CBS Orders More How I Met Your Mother  —  CBS is showing the love to How I Met Your Mother: Vulture hears the network has just ordered two extra episodes of the Monday-night hit, bringing to 24 the number of half-hours to be produced this season.  HIMYM has become a rock for the Eye's Monday lineup …

HELLO!  Exclusive: Joan Collins opens the doors to her London home for the first time  —  Her name is synonymous with style and glamour, qualities that enduring acting legend and author Joan Collins believes are sadly lacking in today's stars.  —  Opening the doors of her sumptuous Belgravia home …

Intruder Detained at Paris Hilton's Home  —  Cops have just detained a man at Paris Hilton's L.A. area home — after the guy allegedly snuck past a guard gate and knocked on her front door ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us private security immediately sprung into action …

Fox Flips for Damon Lindelof's Alien Prequel Script, Wants Natalie Portman to Star  —  Vulture just got word: Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof turned in his new draft of the screenplay for Ridley Scott's Alien prequel on Saturday, and 20th Century Fox execs are very pleased with it indeed!

LeAnn Rimes Will Make a Great Mom  —  Somehow I missed these yesterday, but here are shots of LeAnn Rimes at Eddie Cibrian's son's soccer game on Sunday where she divided her time between showing the kids how awesome she looks in Britney Spears' shorts and tongue-wrestling the man she cheated on her husband with.

Constance Zimmer of Entourage Gets Married  —  Entourage's Constance Zimmer is now a permanent plus-one.  —  The actress, who stars as studio exec Dana Gordon on the hit HBO series, married director Russ Lamoureux on Saturday at the SoHo House in L.A.  —  “Having a wedding ceremony …