Jasmine Waltz: ‘Two Times, My Ass!’  —  The woman with whom David Arquette claims to have had sex with “once ... maybe twice,” is indignant, telling friends, “Two Times, My Ass!”  —  Sources are telling TMZ ... Jasmine Waltz is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month.

Tom Hardy Reunited With ‘Inception’ Helmer Chris Nolan On ‘Batman’  —  EXCLUSIVE: While Tom Hardy's plan to play Mad Max in the George Miller-directed Mad Max: Fury Road has hit another delay, the fast-rising Hardy's in the mix for another big film at Warner Bros. I'm told that Hardy has been set …

THOUGHT THE BUSH ERA WAS OVER?  YOU WEREN'T ALONE.  BUT AFTER EIGHT YEARS AND TWO KIDS, THE 45-YEAR-OLD FRONTMAN IS GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.  —  Details: While you were waiting for Bush's first album to be released in 1994, you worked a string of crappy jobs.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Nabbed Trying To Flee Rehab Facility  —  Lindsay Lohan was caught trying to escape the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, earlier this week, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.  —  But all Lohan, 24, desperately wanted to score was a coke fix — of the cola variety!

Perez Hilton Says He Will No Longer Bully Celebs  —  Perez Hilton, the famed blogger who's made a name for himself (and racked up some pretty massive Internet traffic) with his no-holds-barred style of celebrity reporting, has vowed to change the direction of his website so that it no longer includes material …

Pin-thin stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant, the new Us Weekly reports.  —  “It's very hush-hush,” a source says of the fashion maven, 39, who is ­expecting her first child with husband of 12 years Rodger Berman.  “She's telling people she can't travel,” notes the insider.

Miley Cyrus' Transformation is Complete  —  She's officially Britney now.  —  A braless - Am I allowed to point that out?  - Miley Cyrus confronted the paparazzi yesterday while out to eat with her mom and soon-to-be-exploited younger sister*.  And seriously, the only thing missing …

Randy Jackson is Noprah on Oprah  —  Randy Jackson is outraged that his parents allowed Oprah Winfrey in the Jackson family home for an interview ... because he thinks Oprah tried to put his dead brother in jail.  —  Randy Tweeted last night that he was beside himself that Joe and Katherine Jackson …

T.I. — Rapper Talks Suicidal Jumper Off the Ledge  —  T.I. played a key role in talking a suicidal man off the ledge of a 22-story building in Atlanta today ... TMZ has learned.  —  It all went down earlier this afternoon — when cops responded to a 911 call about a man who was threatening …

EXCLUSIVE!  ‘Glee’ Insider: How Mark Salling's Music Career Caused His Sudden Disappearance from Show!  —  Mark Salling was conspicuously missing from Glee Oct. 12 — they shipped him off to ‘juvenile hall’ — and HollywoodLife.com has learned why he's gone, and when he's coming back!

Stupid Lucky Zach Morris  —  This saucy video is from Monday night's “Weeds,” and needless to say, Mark-Paul Gosselaar pulling Mary-Louise Parker's hair was just the beginning.  What followed after this scene was probably the best sex scene between two hyphenated names we'll ever see.

EXCLUSIVE: DWTS' Jennifer Grey: Why I Refuse to Get Botox  —  Out of the spotlight for more than 20 years, it wasn't easy for 80s icon Jennifer Grey to return to the dance floor at age 50.  —  “Before the show, I thought, Oh, I should get some Botox, get rid of the wrinkles under my eyes …

Ashlee Simpson Cuts Hair, Pete Wentz Shows Off Photo Of Wife's New Pixie 'Do  —  Pete Wentz posted this Twitpic of wife Ashlee Simpson and son Bronx yesterday, along with the note: “Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (@ashsimpsonwentz) new blonde pixie haircut is cute.  Ill try and sneak a pic to post.”

FREEMAN DIVORCE SECRETS  —  MORGAN FREEMAN is on the wrong end of one of the worst divorce deals in Hollywood history!  And, man, is he gonna PAY!  —  Not only was the 73-year-old star ordered to fork over some $400 million in cash and real estate to his angry ex-wife Myrna …

Robert Downey Jr: It Feels Like a “Lifetime” Since I've Done Drugs  —  Robert Downey Jr. is sober these days, but he says he will never forget his ugly struggle with drug and alcohol addiction.  —  “Not having done drugs for literally five or six years is a lifetime,” he says in a candid interview in the November issue of Playboy.

Lamar Odom — Big Mama Kardashian Is My Manager  —  L.A. Lakers star Lamar Odom has officially exchanged vows with his own mother-in-law — TMZ has learned ... dude has hired Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner to be his personal manager.  —  Odom's rep Eve Sarkisyan tells TMZ, “Kris Jenner now manages Lamar Odom.

Derek Hough: Ryan Seacrest ‘Fits Right in with My Family’  —  Ryan Seacrest is getting two thumbs up from his galpal's relatives.  —  “He fits right in with my family,” Julianne Hough's pro-dancer brother Derek tells PEOPLE.  “We're all kind of goofy and quirky, so it works out well.”

‘Glee’ Star Sings Final Note on Marriage  —  Months after her character signed divorce papers on “Glee” — actress Jessalyn Gilsig has ended her marriage in real life too ... TMZ has learned.  —  Gilsig — who plays Terri Schuester on the show, the ex-wife of glee club director Will Schuester …

AUDIO: Glee's Chord Overstreet Says ‘Sam’ Went From Gay To Straight  —  Chord Overstreet, the sexy 21-year-old blond that's been featured sans his shirt on recent episodes of Glee, dished with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show Wednesday on how his role on the Fox hit came about …

Cuss-Happy Kristen Stewart Insists 'I Don't Do Anal' in Exclusive, NSFW Clip From Welcome to the Rileys  —  In advance of the limited release of Welcome to the Rileys on October 29, Samuel Goldwyn Films has granted Vulture this exclusive clip from the film, and it's a doozy.

The 10 Friends Every Girl Needs  —  My mom always said that there are three kinds of friends in this world: friends for a reason, friends for a season or friends for life.  (My Mom loves rhyming advice.)  —  Lately, in the age of 500-plus Facebook friends, it's a question everyone seems to be asking: Is real friendship dying?

OK!  EXCLUSIVE PIC: Mario Lopez & His Bundle of Joy!  —  “She's constantly changing,” new dad Mario Lopez tells OK! of his infant daughter, Gia.  “But she's got these slight dimples.”  Mario opens up about becoming a dad for the first time in the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere now! …

Exclusive: Teen Mom's Farrah Gets A Boob Job!  —  Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has given her bust a boost!  Star can exclusively reveal that Farrah had a breast augmentation last month that took her from an A cup to a C cup!  —  An insider close to Farrah tells Star the 19-year-old mother …